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Hi! Can I request platonic headcanons with Fyodor and Dazai with a female reader and a High School!AU please?

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Dazai, Fyodor X Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluff, Humor

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: None

Word Count: 0.8K

A/n: I have trouble writing for Fyodor. I should get him off my writing list lmao

⇝Osamu Dazai

Doesn't matter if you're relationship with him is platonic or romantic, He's always flirting with you🙂

Does not expect you to flirt back so don't because things might get weird or... change.

And you don't want things to change cause you've seen him breaking up with other girls after a few days of dating.

You two are always goofing around at classes, making fun of others while not paying attention to the lessons at all.

You claim that it's his fault because he's distracting you, and you're lowkey right but he keeps denying it😭

Other girls are not a fan of you because c'mon! You're friends with Dazai Osamu! The most charming boy in the high school!

Dazai ignores others because he thinks that it's not bothering you, but he gets upset when others bully you over stuff because of your connection with him.

Lowkey tries to be a bit distant but when he sees you trying to get close to him, he's relieved and things get back to normal.

Dazai has a special spot for his friends in his heart, and you already know that if you're familiar with Odasaku, and you're his friend too.

So he's protective of you, even though he's not really showing it; but will have your back when you run into trouble.

If some guy tries to break your heart, well... rest in peace.

Not saying that Dazai would get in a fight with him cause he's Dazai, but with his sharp mind and smart ass, he doesn't need to use any strength to teach that bastard a lesson.

As I said before, and you already know that, he's a player; and it bothers you when his exes come to you and ask you about him, or to see if they still have a shot with him and stuff.

You scold him when he makes fun of other people's height or their red hair or how they braid their hair and their outfit :)))

Though he's expecting you to collaborate with him on this one XD

Is not a fan of studying, so makes you study so you can tell him the answers, or gets them from another girl who has a thing for him and gives them to you to if you need any.

You were so distracted in the classroom that teachers make you sit far away from each other lmao.

But they can't do anything to you outside the classroom so that's when the real deal is on, baby 😎

You sometimes to different tiktok trends together and are kinda popular.

Others think that you two are a couple since you get along with each other well so you always have to tell them you're just friends, even though Dazai might not straightforwardly agree with you on this one🚶🏻‍♀️

⇝Fyodor Dostoevsky

Why is writing for him so hard what is wrong with me😭

Just because I wrote that much for Dazai doesn't mean I would do the same for Fyodor -_-

Anyway, he's not a really talkative person, so you're not attracted to him at first sight,

He doesn't look like a shy guy, he's just not going to waste his energy unless it's necessary to speak so you decide not to bother him.

But things change when you get a bad grade at physics and the teacher asks him to be your tutor.

He agrees cause he doesn't really care anyway.

Fyodor is definitely the top of his class. You never see him study but he pays attention to the teacher carefully while he teaches, so you know that studying with him will be helpful, but you're kinda nervous cause let's be real. the guy looks scary. (Hot scary😏)

So when you do spend time together, you realize that he's actually an interesting guy, and a super smart one, so you come to like him and start hanging around with him everywhere he goes hoping maybe you would become friends.

You're the one who comes to him though, asking where is he heading to and would be it ok if you come along and he always says yes cause as I said before, he doesn't care.

Now being Fyodor's friend is not something Fun at first, but rather meaningful and interesting. You gradually become familiar with his perspective of things and the world, and this would effect you way of thinking and seeing things too. After becoming his friend, you pay attention to details more closely than you did before, and you try to understand the connection and logical explanation behind them.

You two would never talk about you're relationship and that you're friends, because you don't know what his reaction would be and you're also not willing to take the risk, so it's not something offical.

Being his friend adds to you're knowledge and his effect on you is definitely considerable, so you like to be around him but you can never know if he does too since you can't ask him about him neither read his mind 🚶🏻‍♀️

Why does it all sound so dark lol I didn't mean to 😭

Reblogs are appreciated! :)

Could I maybe request Atsushi overhearing his female s/o say she has a crush on someone, only to find out later that he is the one she has a crush on?

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Atsushi X Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluff, Humor

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: None

Word Count: 0.4K

A/n: Awwww this is so cute! T^T

To make things easier (For me lol), let's consider you as an agency member.

Atsushi likes you, not as a friend, and he's aware of that; but as we all know, it takes a lot of courage for this boy to confess.

You're kind, strong, confident, beautiful and independent; and he somehow thinks that he's not good enough for you and you deserve a lot better.

So one day, when he overhears you and Naomi giggling while trying not to be loud, he gets curious.

"You should tell him that!" Naomi chuckled and winked at you, and you shook you head and smiled. "You're thinking too highly of me; I can never tell him that his beautiful eyes are the only thing I think about before going to sleep"

Oh shit.

You... You're interested in someone? But who?

Is lowkey filled up with despair cause he was kinda hoping for you not to get together with anyone until he confesses 😭

Don't ask why he doesn't know that either lmao

But then he goes like "I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up. I mean She's far better than me, of course I never had a chance with her"

So he tries to get over you, by telling himself all these kind of stuff, but it all goes to waste when you ask for his advice about it.

"Um, Atsushi-san? Can you help me with something here?"

"Sure, Y/n-chan, what is it?"

"Well- um- You see- I have a crush on this guy and- how do you think the boys like to be confessed?"

The boy is totally broken now.

Why aren't you asking Dazai instead of him? You know that he has literally zero experience with this. Are you trying to add more to his pain? 🤧

"Well... I think that... you should... um... like, make him his favorite meal? Because, like, I would be head over hills for you if you would... I'M NOT SAYING THAT I AM BUT- It's just a nice gesture, I guess..."

"Oh? Ok! Thank you for your help! 🤭"

That night he went to bed sighing to himself, thinking your crush is enjoying the food you made him with love and care right now.

What he was not expecting was a bowl of Chazuke in front of his house, with a small note on it.

And he was definitely not believing the letters on the note.

"Go out with me? :)"

His joy and surprise at that moment is unbelievable, and he just can't believe that he was actually the guy you liked.

He might even thing that you're just messing with him until Kyouka assures him that you're definitely into him.

So on that day when you went to the agency, you were met the bowl you gave him this morning, only filled with strawberry candies this time and with a small "I like you too!" note on top of them :)

Reblogs are wildly appreciated!

Heya! Can I request first kiss headcanons with Chuuya and a female reader? And probably how the mafia people would react to them dating lol

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Chuuya X Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluff, Humor

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: None

Word Count: 0.7K

A/n: Yes! First kiss hcs for my favorite boy! 🤤

Everything starts when Mori introduces you to each other. You as Chuuya's new subordinate, and him as your superior.

You know how Chuuya is toward he's subordinates. He cares about them a lot and wants them to be able to take care of themselves, so he's a bit harsh on you since you have no experience in martial arts or self defense; and that's why you're not a fan of him at first sight.

But gradually, you get to know him better. You find out that under his short-tempered threatening mask is actually a soft guy, who has a weak spot for dogs and is actually a kind and wonderful person. You also see how mature he actually is in different situation and respectful he is toward his subordinates even though he's strict around them, you slowly start to feel a little glitter in your heart.

How his red hair shines and dances in the air when he activates his ability, how his outfits are always unique and fashionable, and how his personality is so attractive, how could you not fall for him?

Even his shoutings and whiny voice was getting attractive to you at some point🚶🏻‍♀️

The thing was that you had no idea what his opinion on dating was, or even if he was able to be in a relationship. You knew nothing about his interests, and neither did others cause it was the port mafia! People don't poke around their noses in other people's business, especially if that other people is An executive.

So, you get all courage you have together and ask him about is straight up.

"Chuuya-san?"

"What is it?"

"What's your favorite type of women?"

Chuuya: Chokes on his wine*

After receiving a threatening gaze and being told to mind your own fucking business, you conclude that maybe he's not feeling the same way as you do.

Little did you know you stole his heart from the very first moment he laid eyes on you.

He was not planning on confessing to you. Not because of lack of confidence; but because he didn't see himself in a place where he could date others because of his rank in the mafia.

But when you had your first kiss, he thought that maybe he's overthinking it and he should give you and of course, himself, a chance.

How your first kiss happened is kinda cliche. Basically the enemy had captured you and was planning to get information out of you and then shoot you in the head; but no no, nobody should dare to lay a finger on Chuuya Nakahara's beloved.

So when he came to rescue you, and killed all the enemies, you were filled with so much emotions like love, relief, care and... at the same time, that you forgot about all the consequences, pulled the collar of his coat toward yourself and smashed your lips together, starting a heated kiss.

Boy was definitely shocked. This was Wrong. This was dangerous. This was crazy. This was inappropriate in every possible way, but your warm, tasty lips weren't allowing him to consider that at the moment. So he wraps his arm around you as he starts kissing you back, washing away all the concern and anxiety he felt when he was apart from you.

Another thing he didn't consider, or was too busy shoving his tongue in your mouth to consider, was the presence of other mafia members.

Chuuya is not a really big fan of PDA, but he didn't care about anything at that moment.

So when Akutagawa and Tachihara got worried and wondered what was taking their superior so long and they came inside, they were met with a scene they were expecting to see.

You being sticked to the wall as Chuuya was making out with you, slowly running his fingers on your sensitive neck. Your quiet moans and heavy breathing was proving that you were doing this for quite a while.

Akutagawa changing back from widened eyes and shocked face, to emotionless and care free, shutting Tachihara's open mouth with a blade of rashoumoun as he walks out of the room: C'mon Tachihara, let's give them some privacy.

Tachihara was now even more shocked at Akutagawa's reaction that what you two were doing. How could he be this calm when something this huge was happening?

lmao

So in the end, you two become a couple, and people in the mafia will never forget Tachihara's Embarrassing hilarious story of your first kiss and how you were both suffocating each other(￣▽￣)

Reblogs are wildly appreciated!

Hello there

Frist of all, congratulations on 300 followers!

So.. I'm a 5'1 girl, pretty short and tiny, AND I get mad when people tease me about it.

I love fighting and mortal arts like ninjutsu and Kickboxing (I'm pretty good at both)

I'm confident and independent and pretty good at making others calm, I enjoy alcohol, especially red wine, my MBTI type is ISTP-A

I like rock and roll and I play drum and electric guitar

I have a hot-headed, short-tempered and loud side for most people but I also have a soft and gentle side for people I love

I'm pretty loyal and I hate cheating on people, I also love writing stories and poetry

In a relationship, I can be so romantic and soft, I will be loyal and thoughtful(I also like to write poems for them)

Well that's pretty much it! I would love you to find me a match from Bungou stray dogs

Thank you and I wish you a great day~♡

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: None

Word Count: 0.7K

A/n: tysm honey :>💕

My 300 follower event!

I match you with...

Chuuya Nakahara!

Ok girl! when I was reading your info I got really amazed! It was like you were describing Chuuya! It's just crazy how similar you are to him!

Unlike some people who cannot stand a person with a similar attitude/personality as them, Chuuya definitely enjoys being around someone like himself; because he considers people around him as weirdos and though he cares about them a lot, he finds it really hard to deal with them sometimes. So... It's nice to have someone who relates to him in many levels and is very thoughtful and understanding.

People keep commenting on your height? Well, with having someone as annoying as Dazai around who would use literally any information to tease him, He definitely relates to you. He hates it when others keep staring at him, not believing that he's actually a port mafia executive.

But what he secretly likes is that you're shorter than him, even if it's only a little bit. Almost everyone around him are taller than him and he's lowkey bothered by it, so having an s/o shorter than himself is a blessing cause you know how boys like to be taller than their girl and stuff... He will never say that to you though, cause he knows that you don't like talking about your height.

Loves the fact that you're tiny. Wants to hold you up all the time, and make you feel protected while lowkey showing off his ability.

Since you're into martial arts, I bet you'll be in love when you see him actually competing with some guy, only using his strength and what kind of martial arts he knows. How you seen how the man kicks people's ass with that one movement of his? I'm talking about him, beating the shit out of people, only by kicking them, It's true that he uses his ability too, but who cares as long as it's as hot as heck?

Chuuya also loves drinking, and maybe even more than you do. So when he finds out that you're fond of alcohol just like him, his really excited since apart from special occasions, he usually drinks by himself until he passes out; and having someone who would accompany him while drinking is almost like a dream come true. He likes to take you to whine tasting, and buys the best and most expensive wines in the world, only to see your happy reaction when you take the first sip of the drink and marvel its magnificent taste.

Chuuya's mbti type is Estp, so the only difference between you two is that you're introverted and his extroverted. Your independence is really attractive to him and finds it really hot that you're able to take care of yourself despite people around him (Akutagawa). I'm not saying that Akutagawa can't take care of himself, He just doesn't really care about his health state because he believes that he does not have much time left 🚶🏻‍♀️💔.Anyway, he finds youre independence really fetching, though it would be good if you sometimes just sit back and let him take care of his precious girl instead :)

If I've learned one thing from the Maoi cards, it's that he's also interested in rock and roll. He adores how you artisticly play that instrument if you were born to do it, and even though he knows a bit about them, he will ask you to teach him professionally so you can both play together.

People in the mafia are not surprised of you dating at all. I mean, you're both short-tempered, mature, strong, caring, etc. With having this much in common, they were definitely expecting something cheesy going on between you two.

Since you're both so thoughtful and have a soft spot with each other, you bare have an arguement. Of course there are somethings that you might have disagreements on, but theyre never that big that would seriously upset you or affect your feelings for each other.

He despises betrayal as much as you do, and since he's been betrayed by even his closest friends, hes afraid of trusting people too much or getting attached to them. It takes you a while for you to trust and even count on each other and some point; but it was definitely worth waiting, since now you're both sure that the other party is not one for cheating and deserves their time and affection.

Tysm for taking part in my event, and I hope you like the headcanons! &>

For your event match up for bungo stray dogs

Congrats btw

I’m a female Sagittarius , my mbti is intj, I have a high pain tolerance. I can actually sing really well but only when I’m alone. I never wanna drink alcohol in my life and I secretly despise it. I’m also an introvert. I’m also Latina and 4”11. I rarely get grossed out. I’m straight . I love horror and rarely get grossed out and I like cats more then people . I have autism. I love watching movies and playing genshin impact. I also like learning and reading . I know English, my Spanish is rusty and the basics of French.

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs Format: Headcanons Warnings: None Word Count: 0.5K A/n: You know what's funny? Nikolai is the perfect match for you based on your mbti type, but I think Atsushi might be a better match

I match you with...

Atsushi Nakajima!

At first I wanted to go with Dazai, but I just can't see him in a relationship, even with a person whose personality is similar to Oda; So I'm going with Atsushi which is definitely a good choice.

Atsushi is respectful and has a lot of patience (Have you seen how Dazai makes him do his work to and he's still respectful toward him? The man has a high patience limit). He might not be as good as Dazai when it comes to reading the mood, but he's good at understanding people.

You're a fan of cats? He's a cat 🚶🏻‍♀️ I'm sure he would love to place his head on your thigh as you run your fingers in his soft, fluffy hair <:

This guy is excited for everything you do. You know English and French? He will ask you to teach him because he loves your concentrated face and knowing English is really useful to anyone. He's really proud of you about it and lowkey shows of to others how talented his precious girlfriend is. (Btw I love learning other languages I admire you too T^T)

Will not put you under pressure to sing for him if you're uncomfortable, but once he walked into you while you were singing and after that time, he secretly listens to your voice and thinks to himself how lucky he is to have a amazing gf like you.

Why am I making him look like an angel? because he is one! I mean let's be honest he will never offend you, always supports you, definitely respects your boundaries, etc etc.

This guy adores your height. Loves to have you in his embrace at night, and don't protest if he presses you too hard because he just can't help himself with how cute you are T^T

I don't know if he's a fan of horror movies, but if you're interested in it then he's willing to watch it with you. He might seem like a scaredy cat but he's actually used to scary stuff (the dude was living in an orphanage for quite a long time, that orphanage was even worse than a horror movie =\) so you're surprised when you see him actually enjoying the movie. Since then, you always watch horror movies on your date night. He's not scared of them, but he might, just might pretend to be scared so you would stay the night with him since he's too shy to directly ask you, but only if you're willing to :)

So in conclusion, if you're looking for a sweet, loyal guy Atsushi is the one.

Btw Chuuya could have been your match too, if you were fond of alcohol :D

I would love to do more of your requests, so feel free to send me more!

When you kneel against them but for a different reason

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Dazai, Chuuya, Atsushi X Fem!Reader

Genre: Crack, Humor

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: Suggestive content, mentions of giving head but only mentions, implied throat fucking

Word Count: 0.8K

A/n: Saw a Haikyuu version of this and said why not? :) 

↳Osamu Dazai

This bitch

He's so full of himself, always teasing you whenever he gets a chance

It's time for the tables to turn :D

You were looking for a chance to give him a taste of his own medicine, and when you see him standing up to get himself a bottle of soda from the agency's fridge, You follow him trying to act all oblivious and innocent.

So when he takes the soda out and turns around, he's faced with your sweet but perhaps naughty smile, as you slowly kneel in front of him while your eyes are locked with each other.

A grin appears on his face, and he puts the soda back in the fridge without even turning his back to you.

"My my belladonna! I didn't know you were this greedy for my attention. But shouldn't we wait till we're in private?"

He bends a little just to gently rub his thumb on your bottom lip, and that's when you tilt your head to the side, and look at him pretending to be dumbfounded.

"What are you talking about Osamu? I'm just hiding from Kunikida because I accidentally spilled coffee on his paper!"

Yeah, sure; for fucks sake.

Dazai stares at you for a few seconds with a shocked impression, then his smirk becomes slyer. "Oh? Is that so?" "Yeah! Why? What were you thinking?" "Ha!"

Lmao

His hand reaches out for you again, but landing on your hair this time, caressing it softly.

"Well played Bella, well played; now let's go somewhere more private so you can hide from Kunikida properly; perhaps the storage room? I mean, Kunikida will be even more displeased if he catches us like this and we don't want that, do we?"

Congratulations! You have got yourself a Throat fucking session🚶🏻‍♀️

↳Atsushi Nakajima

You played this prank on him at the mall cause you know his not into sex in public and even the idea will make him a blushing mess.

So when you take a look at yourself in the mirror wearing the jeans Atsushi suggested you to try on, you though of this as the perfect opportunity and call out to him.

"Honey? Will you come here for a sec?" "Inside? ok..."

The next thing you hear is A Small rap on the door and him asking if he can come in, and after getting your approval he slowly walks in, shutting the door behind him as he smiles at how much that jean looks good on you.

"So? What do you think?" You spin around just to give him a proper view of your hips that were even more explicit now that you were wearing that tight pants, and it made him wonder what would you do if he'd unintentionally rip those gorgeous pants apart?

Since Atsushi is a pure man, he decided to keep his dirty thoughts for when you too become alone, but the poor guy has no idea that you have other plans for him.

When you notice how worked up he was from that one move you made, you knew it was the perfect time. So you slowly take a steps toward him, and finally kneel againts him while forming your lips into a sly smirk.

Oh boy he's shocked🚶🏻‍♀️

"y-y/n? right now? I- " He looks so flustered while uttering these words that you cant help but to feel bad for him; but as you all know, pranksters don't back down.

But the thing is that he didn't straightforwardly say no🚶🏻‍♀️

"Right now what? I'm just trying to see how stretchable the jeans can be!"

Congratulations you have successfully broke the man :D

He's so embarrassed. Sooooo sooooo much embarrassed.

Literally just avoids your gaze as he mumbles "O-ok, then I'll be outside w-wating for you to finish" and leaves immediately, covering his face from the blush that was starting to spread out on his skin.

Please give him the head he deserves when you get home (^人^)

↳Chuuya Nakahara

He's dangerous I personally don't recommend this🚶🏻‍♀️

But for the sake of our evil minds let's go.

You see this park on tiktok when you see him going straight to the shower after coming home from a really long day at work, you kinda feel bad about doing it but not enough to let you back down 🚶🏻‍♀️

So when he comes out of the shower and goes to the kitchen to pour himself a glass of wine; you slowly approach him; and when he looks at you curiously, you suddenly fall on your knees wearing that dirty, familiar smile.

Oh boy

His lips curls up into a smirk as he take a sip of his wine, and bits his bottom lip.

"You always know what I need, don't you doll? You're so g-" "Found it!"

You excitedly show him the ring he bought you for your birthday and chuckle. "I was so worried Chuu! I thought I lost it! You know how much I love- Why are you looking at me like that?!"

The dude is stunned help.

His face heats up from humiliation as he gives you a death stare and avoids your gaze.

"What?" "Nothing" "Omg Chuuya did you think-" "I said nothing y/n!"

You know what to do if you wanna wipe that pout off his face ;)

Reblogs are appreciated :>

Heyyyy I saw that you were doing matchups, so here I am!!! (I'm vv fond of matchups!)

Anime: Bungou Stray Dogs pronouns: they/she MBTI: ISTP sexuality: bisexual appearance: 5'3 (162 cm), chubby, silky black short hair that doesn't even reach the shoulders, dark eyes personality: I'm a super-sensitive person, and get hurt by others' words easily. I also get irritated and angry at the slightest things and am not afraid to show it. I'm the kind of person who finds it hard to say no to others' requests. I am an introvert in general, but I love spending time with those I trust. It takes me time to trust people because I've been betrayed by friends multiple times. I enjoy staying up late at night doing what makes me happy. likes: the color black, dogs love language: physical touch, quality time random facts: I'm a brown belt in Karate (the second belt after mine is black, the kinda highest level), I enjoy swimming, and I absolutely love singing. My favorite music genres include pop and pop-punk.

thanks for hosting this <333

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: None

Word Count: 0.4K

A/n: tysm KitKat :) Btw guys my inbox is filled and I might not be able to do all of them for a while so be patient please? :>💕

I match you with...

Chuuya Nakahara!

I think that if you're a sensitive person, Chuuya is a good option cause he will absolutely treat his s/o like a queen and I know that you like him so yay! XD

He is also fond of dogs! Those cute fluffy creature bring out the sensitive little boy out of him! Tbh I've always wanted to watch the movie "Hachy: a dog's tale" with him cause I know that by the end of that movie we'll both be crying and sobbing (definitely recommend it, you should watch if you like crying over movies like I do lol)

He finds it very badass that you know karate, I mean he's a huge fan of fighting and he would find it so attractive if your train in front of him, specially if you're wearing your belt. He might even try to compete with you at some point and maybe he'll let you win to see that smile he adores on your face.

Chuuya is a very protective guy. He will not give into people easily so if he is in a relationship with you, be certain that you are truely especial to him. With that being said, Chuuya will not let anyone lay a finger on his most precious, so if anyone dares to upset you or offend you, theyre absolutely done for.

When he finds out about your disability to say no to others, he's a bit irritated cause he hates to see you uncomfortable, so he will help you work on that.

Chuuya would love to stay up with you because just like you he loves to be doing what he likes with people he loves, all you have to do is not letting him drink any wine cause this guy has a low alcohol tolerance and will pass out after a few glasses of wine lol.

May I suggest you to braid his hair before going to bed? I mean he might not even show it but he adores the sensation of you hands on his hair and how your eyebrows knot together in concentration. It just makes him feel so relaxed that he might fall sleep under your touch and I promise you that is the most adorable sight you'll ever see in your life :)

Thanks for participating baby!

Hello!! Remember me? we talked about bottom fyodor 😭 help. All the best for your exam and Congratulations on your 300 followers!!! So umm....

I'm an enfp scorpio.

I love dancing in the rain. love gazing at the moon and stars. like spicy food. can play violin. Know how to ride a bike. natural trouble magnet And I do a lot of artistic stuff aside from writing fanfics :3

Fandom: bsd please

Remember to take care of yourself love and drink a lot of water :) 💕💕

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: None

Word Count: 0.6K

A/n: All those hearts are for me🥺? Ok come closer a little bit *Mwah!

I match you with...

Dazai Osamu!

Ok first, let me just say how jealous I am of you :') Bruh I want him so bad! Can We like make a bargain? I'll give you Chuuya and you give him to me T^T

I just feel like that this hottie would match your energy so much. I was struggling on whether match you with him or Nikolai, but I ended up going with him when I read about your zodiac sign.

Dazai is a really cool partner; and by that I mean he's in whatever crazy shit you wanna do. You wanna go rob a bank at 4am? He's in! Wanna eat dozens of spicy food? He wont particularly enjoy it, but he's still in! Wanna go on top of Everest and scream until you collapse? He's in! Wanna run around in the rain without an umbrella while others are glancing at you as they run to their homes? Ooh Boy he's definitely in!

So, I heard that Scorpio people are very sexual :D And it's not just because they're horny, but they seem to enjoy the closeness and affection they receive in the act. So, um, He's 100% and a thousand times in :> He loves giving/receiving affection, tho he might not open up about other stuff...

I'm guessing that you're not much of a morning person, and same as him! Ok ok imagine this- you're both on the mattress (I wish he had a bed) clinging into each other's arm as the clock starts to ring, reminding you that it's another damn morning and another damn day (I'm saying that because you're studying at this moment lol), And Dazai also has to get his ass up and go to work; but the warmness of the blanket and your embrace is too addictive for him to get up. So he reaches for the clock, takes a deep breath, and throw it at the window causing it to break and make you full conscious; And he does that without opening his eyes lol. And then you shrug your shoulders, leaning into his embrace even more, saying "That's my boy"

I know🚶🏻‍♀️

BTW if you manage to have a stablished relationship with him, you have my respect bro-

I have a feeling that you would tease Kunikida with him, even though you might not be much of a teaser (?). Hanging around with this guy can be way too effective.

"Scorpios strike when other people least expect it" can I just say that's soooo DAZAI? like, other people cant even believe that he's a detective or has a gift, but then he makes a move and others are like Damn bro! What have you been hiding up your sleeves all this time! He's like that, and since he loves mysteries and riddles, he would definitely love the company of a folksy but actually smart and observant kind of person- YOU

Natural trouble magnet? Hehe, same as him! I can totally see you guys running away while Kunikida trouble is following you to beat the shit out of you lmao. Trust me- You two are gonna pull a lot of pranks on people, and might feel a little bad if your target is Atsushi

Please punch him in the nuts when he flirts with other women; tysm in advance🚶🏻‍♀️

There are days that you're on your bad mood; and he compromises with you. Depending on whether you wanna be alone or have someone to comfort you; he makes a move. Clears up the space around you and hugs you from behind, leading you to a comfy worm place, without saying anything or asking what happened. He already knows (Probably)

That's it. That's all I've got🚶🏻‍♀️

Texting them "He's gone, you can come over"

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Dazai, Chuuya, Atsushi, Sigma, Fyodor X Fem!Reader

Genre: Crack, Humor

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: None

Word Count: 0.7K

A/n: Have you noticed how much I love to write about tiktok trends?🚶🏻‍♀️

ok so this prank is hilarious XD

your bf was here since last night and now that it was 8 am, he had to leave for work

I MEAN, this is the perfect opportunity for pranks, right?

so as you give him a goodbye kiss, you wait for him to close the door and approach his car, and that's when you send the text "He's gone baby; you can come over"

↳Sigma

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

so he literally freezes when he sees the message. He takes a dumbstruck look at your house, and then at the phone, and this goes on for a while until he believes what he's seeing is not a hallucination lmfao.

Slowly shoves and the phone back into his pocket, and slinkily hides behind a tree near your house.

youre like "BRO WHAT THE FU- "

Help the dudes acting like a fucking Stalker-

remains like that for a while, carefully analysing every man that passes by your house, but then he slowly comes out, and Starts doing something with his phone.

that when your phone rings.

"O-oh Hey baby, what's up?" "Um, y/n? you sent me a message a while ago… what was that about?"

You try to act dumbfounded as guilt feels you up.

"Oh? that? Oh I accidentally sent it to you! that wasn't for you baby!" "Oh thank god then! ok! bye honey!" "bye!"

lets out a relieved sigh And starts walking to work; and that's when it hits him.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE SENT FOR HIM-

lmao just tell him it's a prank already

↳Chuuya Nakahara

APEOIH;SHR['HWGA'HGWNE'WG

God I love this guy XDDDDD

Ok this guy is a FREAK when it comes to cheating. Like he will literally SNAP OUT.

so when he reads the message, he will immediately approach his car and opens the car boot.

You look at him, surprised and curious, wondering what the fuck is he doing; when he takes out something and you freak out.

BRO IS THAT A FUCKING CHAINSAW-

WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO BIG HELP-

LMAO LMAO SUDDEN REGRET*

not a second passes that the door literally blows up and Mr. Mafioso breaks inside.

"Y/N YOU FUCKING BITCH IM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU-"

Y/n: panics* lmao

BRO WTF CHILL OUT ARE YOU A FUCKING GANGSTER

oh wait yeah he is a fucking gangster🚶🏻‍♀️

explain to him before he tears you up lmfao

↳Fyodor Dostoevsky

Pffft

You think you're so smart huh

Bro the dude doesn't even make an expression😭

like, literally continues walking after taking a glance at your message.

YOU ARE STUNNED.

I mean you weren't even expecting something cheesy, but at least a bit of discomfort on his face WOULD HAVE BEEN SATISFYING-

now youre hurt lmao

You watch his figure getting farther, when you see a notification on your phone.

Fedya, 08:17 AM:

Yeah, sure.

Y/n: breaks down*

YOU RAT BASTARD-

↳Atsushi Nakajima

lmao

PURE BABY

DOESN'T EVEN THINK OF THE POSSIBLITY OF YOU CHEATING

an excited smile appears on his face when he reads your message, which makes you confused.

Like wtf? This isn't right, right? lol

he starts knocking on your door which gets you a bit excited, but the second you open the door, you sank into his warm embrace.

"Y/N BABY ARE YOU PLANNING A SURPRISE PARTY FOR ME? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH-"

bitch wtf lmao

Y/n.exe has stopped working

NOW YOU HAVE TO THROW HIM A PARTY CAUSE HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL HIM THAT IT WAS JUST A PRANK-

lol you never play a prank on him again.

↳Osamu Dazai

HE WILL LITERALLY COME BACK INSIDE AND WAIT FOR "THE GUY" YOU MEANT IN YOUR TEXT TO JOIN YOU.

I mean he sees right through your little prank, but it wouldn't be fun if he ruins it like that, right?

So he walks back inside and starts nagging with A VERY DRAMATIC TUNE.

"Y/N Baby are you having people over?"

"I- um- "

"Youre so mean! trying to have fun without me! I CANT BELIEVE YOU-"

Sobs as he wipes his invisible tears*

"Ah… sorry…" ⚆_⚆

Sits on the couch next to you, waiting for your friend to arrive.

"Um… aren't you late for work?"

"Nah who cares. I don't do anything there anyway" "Right"

You remain still, thinking which one of your friends are available at this moment so you could ask them to come over lmao

Embarrassing failure*

Reblogs are sooooo much appreciated! :)

Hii! Congrats on your milestone! ✨️✨️

Could I please get a match up with bsd?

First of all, I'm an entp leo so that alone says a lot about me. I love playing devils advocate and I never back down from a fight. I'm pretty confident and easy going. I'm also really extroverted and loove have fun with friends and going to parties! I love getting to know new people but even tho I have a lot of friends, I have a very few really close friends that I really trust. I also really enjoy flirting with people especially on parties (I actually got into a lot of trouble because of it lol)

My style is more of a grunge/alt/vintage and I have a lot of tattoos. I'm really into witchcraft (tarot, zodiac, herbs stuff like that), baking, reading and writing too, embroidery and a lot of artsy stuff. But besides that I love math, learning new languages and cultures. My major in college is actually Japanese studies and I'm really into modern japanese literature. My side interests are also psychology, criminology and a little bit video games.

People often tell me that they are really comfortable with me and I'm trustworthy and I'm pretty happy about that fact. Personally I think that I'm pretty fun person to be around, you can go to a club with me to have the best party or we can read a book in a park and I can make a flower crown or whatever.

So yeah, I think thats all.

Thank you in advance and once again congrats on your milestone!!

Have a wonderful day/evening!

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: None

Word Count: 0.6K

A/n: tysm honey, and here you go :>

I match you with...

Nikolai Gogol!

Let me just say, this one was HARD! I think that you match a lot of people but I ended up going with him cause it just felt more right🚶🏻‍♀️

Dazai would be a good match for you too btw

I think Nikolai would be really attracted to you. He has met A LOT OF PEOPLE, so he knows that confident people have something hidden up their sleeves. It doesn't have to be something evil; everything's fine as long as it's interesting :>

Backing down from fights aren't his thing either. He may not use his strength in fights, but he will try to enjoy it as much as he can, and by that I mean watch his enemy suffer as he uses his ability on them. He might let the fun last for a while, or get rid of them and go to the next target, based on the circumstances.

Nikolai LOVES the company of others, just like you. They don't necessarily have to be fun; he gets his way as long as he teases them, and believe me; that teasing would definitely contain Flirting if the person is shy or gets flustered easily. but with you the case is a bit different. It's not teasing anymore, its like a contest; leading you to use all kind of pick up lines, even the most embarrassing ones on each other, to see who will get a reaction out of the other one. Others would think of you as lame or weird, but you don't care about that; not as long as you're having fun with your s/o.

PRANK WARS. I can definitely see you two have a prank war with each other. Sigma and Fyodor are sick of you two for this, because your pranks usually effects them (mostly Sigma), Instead of each other. But prank war is also a fight, and since you two will never back down, it's gonna be like that for a while until something more interesting attracts your attention cuz dude, none of you are gonna wave the white flag.

You into video games? HUH!

I can see you two betting on even the simplest stuff just to have an excuse to play video games. Nikolai can be VERY competitive, and since he has a high Stamina (both sexually and physically), you end up playing hours on video games, and always asking for a rematch after the end of the round.

Nikolai knows a few languages (in fact he's fluent in them). Russian, Ukrainian, English, Japanese, etc. You can count on him to be your mentor, but don't get mad at him if he accidentally taught you a curse word and said that it meant "Hello" lol.

Nikolai needs someone hes comfortable around. I mean DUH! everybody wants that; but it's way more important to him. He needs to be free, and the feeling of being trapped in a relationship with someone he's uncomfortable with isn't exactly the definition of "Free"

Make a flower crown for him. PLEASE. He will melt. He loves affection. Loves you to run your fingers through his hair, adoring the scent of coconut shampoo you bought for him as you tell him how much you love him. Unlike his usual attitude, he would go quiet; but believe me, he appreciates it from the bottom of his heart.

Just play along with him if he's messing with somebody. It would mean a lot to him :)

tysm for participating in my event!

I WON'T BE TAKING ANY REQUESTS FOR MY EVENT ANYMORE

Hi! Can I request a matchup? I can make mistakes while writing and sorry for that, English is not my first language 🥲

Im 18 years old, my zodiac sign is Scorpio, rising is Aries and moon sign is Leo.

I'm an INTP.

As my characteristic; I'm funny, I don't like to stay cold unless the situation needs it.

I am a problem solver, my friends always asks for my opinions if they can't decide.

I really like to learn literally anything and everything but I love history and art especially.

My hobbies are drawing, visiting museums and art galleries, shopping and reading.

Still I'm a bit lazy and a procrastinator. I always deliver my tasks at the last minute.

I'm so creative, I can say that it's a bit too much. My brain doesn't stop for a second even 🤣

I'm calm under the pressure, I always think logically but I don't forget about my feelings. I think I have a good balance about it.

As my bad traits, I'm a bit weird. I don't think it's bad actually but still it's not good either. I like to search the weirdest infos,songs, books etc.

I can lose my temper a little too quickly but I am not vocal about it, I dont like to make noises while I'm angry, sad or overly happy.

But when I have someone I cherish -which is pretty rare- I can make them feel like they are the most important person of the world. I can't say it to their faces but I am comfortable while texting or when I don't look at their eyes directly. Nobody gets bored around me because I have interest for nearly everything and I'm okay with any suggestion they will come with.

I don't like to talk about my problems but I am a good listener. I don't listen only but can help them to find the solution as well.

I guess that will be last, I'm not a jealous person and I like to give my all courage to them when I feel like they need it.

Thanks for accepting ❤️ if you don't, it's not a problem. Have a nice day

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: None

Word Count: 0.7K

A/n: Tysm honey, and here you go :>

I match you with...

Ryuunosuke Akutagawa!

So the main reason I matched you with him was because you have the same interests and likes (It's not like other characters don't enjoy it, but it's not as mush as Akutagawa does). Akutagawa is really into art (any type of it, but mostly drawing since he's a pro at it), so he would definitely enjoy going to art galleries, like you do. Sure, he's more comfortable with spending time with his s/o at home, but I can definitely see him going to museums, art galleries and book stores. BTW you have my respect if you get him to go shopping with you lol. He will be really helpful tho, you know what I mean if you've watched BSD Wan; and if you haven't? Well, I assure you, you won't be having any trouble carrying all the bags. Rashoumoun will take care of it.

Akutagawa needs encouragement, A LOT. The man has literally Zero confidence and self steam due to abandonment issues (All Dazai's fault tbh) so it would mean a lot and also really helpful if you encourage him over doing stuff. I mean he cares about your opinion a lot cause you and Gin are the most important people to him; so it would definitely make him feel better.

Becoming his s/o takes a lot of effort. Akutagawa has his guard on, and even won't open up to his sister about some stuff; so he needs someone who he can interact with without having to worry about them telling others or thinking lowly of them. It would take you a lot of time to reach that level where he trusts you enough to show his feelings toward you. I mean it will take him a long time to even realize them and accept them... Overall, patience is the key.

I think he would ask your opinion about almost anything since you don't seem to mind it and as I said before, you and your opinion are important to him. He just wants everything- especially himself- to be perfect in your eyes; so your opinion matters to him more than you think.

Please assure him that he's perfect the way he is and doesn't need to change anything :")

If he ever talked to you about Dazai... Just know that the man trusts you with his life. literally. Ooh and never bring Dazai up unless he really wants to talk about it. It reminds him all his insecurities.

Akutagawa is not one to talk much tbh. Even if he's that comfortable around you. His love language is Acts of service and he tries to show your value to him by doing meaningful things.

It would be nice to hear you adore him though, the man would furiously blush while having butterflies in his stomach when hearing you saying how much he means to you or how much deeply you're in love with him. Doesn't matter if you do it over text or without making eye contact, But if you do it while looking into his eyes, The man would melt.

Do I need to say that this man literally memorizes everything you say. Even the most random things or the things that you've only said once is always on his mind.

You seem like you can get along with a lot of people, and it would mean a lot to him if Gin is considered as those people as well <3 Gin is his most important. You two dating will never happen if you have any problem with Gin or the other way around. Don't worry tho, she's a sweetheart, and so are you :)

You can make your partner feel like he's the most important in the world? Please do it to him. The man needs it so much ngl.

He wouldn't think you're weird, or he will find it adorable if he does. I mean he's weird in a way himself lol.

Him closing his eyes when feeling your fingers gently caressing his cheeks while he's the little spoon which is really, really rare cause he thinks you'd think of him as weak when you have to take care of him; but he didn't argue with you about it that day cuz ROUGH DAY AT WORK-

tysm for participating, and hope you like it <3

Hi can I have a matchup from BSD pls? My Mbti is ESFJ, I’m a straight female, and I’m around 170cm tall. My hobbies come and go, but I mostly like reading, writing, playing my piano, music, chess and gaming. My personality is a Dazai kinnie and my friends say I am extroverted and funny, but sometimes I need some alone time. I also can speak 2 languages fluently, and I’m currently learning a third. I hope you stay safe Ash, & let’s be hyped together for BSD S4!

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs Format: Headcanons Warnings: None Word Count: 0.3K A/n: Tysm honey, and here you go :>

I match you with...

Fyodor Dostoevsky

It is true that he's into a darling who's innocent and pure; but I think he would be interested in being around someone who can predict his actions and read his mind (if that's what you meant by being a Dazai kinnie). He wouldn't like it at first, but he would also take it as a challenge to compete with you, in anything that would come along; and as the contest between you goes on, he starts to grow interested or maybe like you.

If you meant that you're loud and flirty with people by calling yourself a Dazai kinnie; well, he would be pretty much the way he acts toward Nikolai; would keep you company as he continues working. (Lmao this doesn't really affect him)

Fyodor also knows more than one language. He's fluent in Russian, English and Japanese; and he might know other languages too, due to his interactions with people from all over the world. So imagine talking to him in another language in public while others stare at you curiously trying to figure out what you two are saying from the expression on your faces. Believe me, he would enjoy that a lot.

Fyodor's into classical music and instruments, so he would enjoy drinking a cup of warm tea in the evening as the luscious melody of the piano lightens up his mood. He might even teach you how to play the cello, if you're interested and he's in the mood.

Chess competitions. You and him sitting in front of each other as you adore how hot he looks when he's serious, concentrating on the game to beat you at it and fill his ego.

Books are Fyodor's good old friend. His oldest friends, to be exact. So just imagine your head placed on his chest as he reads your favorite book, while teasingly running his fingers around your clothed boobs.

I'm not sure if he would write as well, but he will definitely make some time in his schedule to listen to your writings, telling you which part to work on :>

I'm sorry if this is short, but you didn't put much information about yourself so-

Hello so Idk if you still do match ups if you do please do this request i will really appreciate it. I wanted to ask for my bsd match up and for basic romantic and if possible nsfw that would make the really happy me😊

Appearance: I have dark brown(close to black) hair with dark brown eyes. I wear glasses and I am 5'6.

Mental issues: I have anxiety or call it trauma or whatever. Throughout my life I have been expected to live up to my parents and relatives expectations that I have forgot how my own personality was its like a facade now. I also have abandonment issues everyone I have ever given my best just used me and left me behind. I also lost my grandfather who was very close to me he die just after I left the house making me feel maybe If I was there i might have seen him for the last time. I also overthink a lot and it depends on the situations most of the times.

Personality: I'm quite the ambrivert I like to talk to people but only talks to the people I know most of the time or just go only to few new people. I an even temper person. I like adventures that will just make you scream fear though my parents rarely let me do them. I'm bisexual but prefer men more. I am bold and can control my emotions according to the situation. I love and absolutely adore murder mysteries and love weapons. I am goofy in nature or that is how friends describe me as. I care about those who are really close to me and I'm loyal to them as well. I love collecting black mail a out people and pranking them. I 'm also said to be a funny and dirty minded tease in my friend group. I'm very confident in what I can do and I remain calm in tough situations while thinking my plans through. My friends have told me that I am quite scary when I get mad which quite rare but they did said if I get mad all hell breaks lose. I'm also artistic. I'm am the chaotic mom in my friend group who does all the chaotic stuff and cares like a overprotective mom who will kill. I like to be alone when I'm sad but I love hanging out with my friends.

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: Nsfw content cuz you asked for it bae, Spoilers from the novel "Storm Bringer"

Word Count: 1.1K (I'm surprised didn't think it would be this long lmao)

A/n: I read your info and let me tell you, you really are a Dazai kinnie🚶🏻‍♀️

I match you with...

Chuuya Nakahara!

↳SFW

Ok first if all, you're going through a lot of shit lemme just give you a hug🥺💕It'll be ok...

btw you're female right? cuz if you're not then all I wrote for you was just a waste of time🚶🏻‍♀️

SO THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME BEING A SOUKOKU SHIPPER

But idk I think Chuuya would be a good match with someone with a personality similar to Dazai's, except for the mocking part cause it makes him insecure.

I think Chuuya used to be very anxious when he was a young, but he got over and learned to control it over time; So he relates to you. He knows what it feels like to constantly feel like something bad is about or happen, and he will try to help you feel better and learn how to control it like him, over time. He would tell you that it's ok and he's been there before, and you shouldn't overthink stuff cause you'll end up making a mess out of your mind. He will literally do anything to distract you from your problems, and would do all he can to help you solve them.

Abandonment issues? Well, Chuuya relates to you with his life. Almost everyone has left him behind, and it hurt him a lot though he always tries to hide it. His friends, Dazai, idk... They all betrayed him and he will never forget that. But Chuuya's loyalty has no boundaries. He will assure you that he'll stay by your side forever, through his words and actions. I don't think that you'll be scared of him leaving you once you spend time with him. He's loyal as fuck, so no worries on that. But please assure him that you're not going to leave him either; that you're different with those who used him and then left him behind like they've never knew each other before. He needs to know that.

If you've read the novel "Storm Bringer", you know that he relates to you about the death of your grandfather (I hope he rests in peace, I'm really sorry for your loss). Chuuya lost all his friends who were in a group with him in the mafia called "Flags" if I'm not mistaken. He didn't get to say goodbye to any of them... :")

You like adventures? So does he! Though you might not "Scream out of fear", because, well, you've got the strongest ability user with you. I see you guys going to multiple murder mystery parties on his day offs, and you'll definitely gonna Enjoy it because you get to see Chuuya's concentrated face which is rare to you cause he's always in a good mood, happy and smiling around you.

Lmao don't black mail Chuuya. He's a mafia executive girl. But I don't think he would know how to respond. I mean nobody dares to black mail him except for Dazai, and with embarrassing things, and also, you're his s/o; how is he supposed to react to this?

Ok when you're sad... Well, it is said that most girls want their man to comfort them even when they tell them to leave them alone, so Chuuya thinks you don't mean it when you ask him to give you some space and since he cares about you a lot, he tries to comfort you and ask you what's the problem, and that's when you snap out and tell him "YOU YOURE THE PROBLEM"

That's when you hurt his feeling and feel bad afterwards🚶🏻‍♀️

↳NSFW

So time for my favorite part-

Ok you have a dirty mind and you're probably into teasing too since you're a Dazai kinnie, so you make A LOT of dirty jokes to get him all flustered. At first his face gets all red and looks away so you don't see how much of a blushy mess you made him, but after a while, he gets used to it and will act out.

so youre like "Hm Chuuya, I wonder how you'd react when I scream your name while cumming on your tongue. Not that you're able to do that, since you're not that experienced"

I'm sorry I suck at dirty talking :')

You expect him to blush and just tell you to stop as always, but you see his lips curl up into a smirk and the next thing you know youre landing on the bed and he's on top of you, staring down at you with a smug look on his face.

"Oh really? Let's find out then"

You're like WHAT WHAT?

Ok so I believe that Chuuya is a virgin and you're probably his first one, but the man knows stuff. don't ask how, but he knows. And he's also a fast learner. He knows which parts will make you moan a little bit louder and where he should kiss and all due to your past sexes; And now that hes familiar with your most sensitive parts, HE'S GONNA MAKE YOU REGRET SAYING THAT.

HE'S GONNA MAKE YOU SQUIRT, AND NOT JUST ONCE

I AM TELLING YOU

I mean, Chuuya's short but we all know where his height went🚶🏻‍♀️

You're in missionary position, he's pounding into you with an unbelievable speed, staring at you with lust in his eyes while whispering dirty stuff in your ears which makes you blush even harder.

"Look at you doll, all shaking and needy for my cock. Where did your brattishness go, huh? You still think I can't make you scream like a cheap whore?"

Ahem, yes, he's into light degradation🚶🏻‍♀️

Gives the best orals. He will try to see how loud he can get you to moan by focusing on your clit, sucking it hard as his fingers thrust into you <3

Anyway when youre having trouble walking the next day,boy hes just so proud of himself.that sly smirk never comes off his face lmao

"So, I'm bad at sex, huh?" "Sh-shut up!"

Has really high stamina. I mean his body is so muscular and the guy is powerful af so-

BTW loves marking you up. Wants other people to know that you're his as he's kinda possessive, and he just likes to see a reminder of the wonderful night you had every time he looks at you.

Lmao idk why but I think you'll have sex on money too if you're into that cuz the man's REACHY REACHY REACH-

Anyway good choice if you wanna date him, because Chuuya is literally the best choice out of bsd men. He's not one to leave you and will treat you like a queen so... You're gonna be with each other till death tears you apart :) or you break up with him but we don't consider that🚶🏻‍♀️

I hope you like this and tysm for participating! btw if you ever wanted to talk about anything I'm hear for you <:

Chuuya Appreciation Club!

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Chuuya X Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluff, Smut

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: Dom!Chuuya, Sub!reader, Some suggestive/NSFW shit under the cut, cussing done by me

Word Count: 1.6K

A/n: Head empty thinking about Nakahara fucking Chuuya

↳SFW

§ Ok I think we all believe that this guy is the best partner ever. I literally can never- NEVER see him as a yandere character and I always find yandere shit written for him ooc.

§ Chuuya can never be considered as a red flag. He is hella understanding, respects your boundaries af, will does his best to cheer you up if he catches the slightest sign of discomfort coming from you and last but definitely not least, his loyalty has no ends.

§ This guy has suffered a lot. You only need to read the novel "Storm Bringer" to get me. Like you have no idea what amount of patience he actually has. Sure, everyone considers him as short tempered and they aren't wrong, but the case is not the same all the time.

§ TBH this dude is a literal angel (of death). Have you guys watched the CD dramas? How he cares about Akutagawa and talks to him about Dazai, telling him to take care of his health properly so that he'll be able to work on gaining his tutor's acknowledgment. Or how he asked Kenji about Kyouka about whether she was alright in the agency. Chuuya hates betrayal, but still, that didn't stop him from caring about his underling, even though she was mafia's enemy now.

§ Have you... Have you seen that fucking body of his? 🚶🏻‍♀️IDK what to tell ya all this dude is flawless. His waist, those fucking abs of his, his hand, HIS COLARBONES HELP-

§ Caring and understanding af. Yeah he might not be like Dazai, reading people's mind in a glance, but he's no dumb either. At least he gives a fuck about how other people feel =| (Yeah fuck you Dazai lmao)

§ (I'm still a Dazai simp don't get me wrong but I'm just stating some real ass facts)

§ He's no yandere or sadist. He will cherish his S/o af, and I mean this. He will shower them in compliments, gifts, affection, anything he's able to do for you.

§ MATURE AF. He will never be in a relationship unless he knows he can make time for his S/o. If he's too caught up in mafia shit then he will try to ignore his feelings and might try to keep his distance from you, regardless of how painful it might be.

§ Reference to the wan ep where he was crying over a dog movie. He loves them so much but because he's always away from home he doesn't plan on getting one.

§ The most husband/boyfriend material of all the bsd boys. Like, you don't have to worry about him manipulating you, using you to get his way, or leaving you after he got tired. He's there for you all the time, unless you don't want him to be.

§ Have you seen the amount of responsibility this guy has? Just give him one task, and he will do his best to make everything perfect. Even when the task is cooking. He will do his best or might make his underlings to be in charge of the food but still-

§ Will never harm you. In anyway. He might snap out sometimes and say some mean stuff, but he'll be feeling like shit afterwards so prepare for a hell of an apology with whatever it takes for you to forgive him. I'm not saying it's a good thing, but at least he's actually sorry =|

§ Tbh I can't see him having a breeding kink cuz as I said, he doesn't see himself in place to be ready to get a pet, let alone become a father. But if that happened? He'll be there for you and the baby.

§ BEST DAD IN THE WORLD. Thought you gotta look out for the baby cuz they might be spoiled a bit too much.

§ Loves you with his life. All he thinks about throughout the day is when he'll get home and make himself comfortable in your arms. Likes to be in charge, but there are some times when he's softer than usual and if you bring it up, he won't deny you. After the first time, he will be the little spoon half of the time, cuz he needs it and you both gotta receive love equally, right?

§ CUDDLES. CUDDLES. CUDDLES.

§ Cuddles with this man is life. I mean please he smells so good T^T if I ever get my hands on him Imma stick to him like his personal Koala bear for the rest of my fucking life.

§ His hair omg his hair omg please😭😭😭 Caress it. Brush it. Inhale its scent. Wash it when you're in the bathtub with him. Tbh he will be jealous of how you're obsessed with his hair lmao, but who's he to complain? As long as he's receiving attention and care from you :>

NSFW Content under the cut fuck off minors. (I don't give a shit if you read it I was no better myself when I was younger just don't interact lmao)

↳NSFW

§ Where do you think this man's height went, huh? That's right! His penis! 🚶🏻‍♀️

§ MF is so big lmao. Your reaction when you see it for the first time is soooo satisfying to him. He'll smirk at how you're looking at it being shocked, scared and excited.

§ "What is it doll? Like what you see huh?" "Can I suck you off Chu?"

§ SUCK HIM OFF

§ PRETTIEST MANLIEST GROANS EVER.

§ The only thing slipping out of his mouth is low pitched moans and endless praises. I mean how can he not praise you? You look so pretty down there, bobbing your head up and down on his length while staring at him with your pretty eyes.

§ "Look at you doll- Fuck, How could I ever be this lucky to have a filthy angel like you by my side? S-shit! Calm down a bit princess! We have all night and I'm not going anywhere"

§ He loves brat taming. Having control over you while you're shivering from his slightest touch? He's in for it.

§ Likes degrading, but will never cross your boundaries. As I said, you're his princess and you gotta be treated like one, hm? It's not your fault that you're head over heels for his fat ass cock, we all are and nobody can blame you 🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♀️

§ Can we talk about his stamina please? ENDLESS. ENDLESS.

§ MF is strong af. Won't give up unless you reach at least three orgasms. Whether you want more after that or not, it's all up to you; but those three first orgasms are a must for this man.

§ King of aftercare. literally. Will do whatever, WHATEVER you ask him to. You're in the mood for food? will go out and buy you some. Care for a shower? You're in for it babe. Wanna chill in the bathtub with him? Oof! You might even have another round there. You just wanna get some sleep afterward? Help yourself! Rest your head on his arm and leans against his chest to hear his heartbeat getting faster and faster.

§ I think he would be into bondage. Your moans are the prettiest melody he's ever heard of, why not hear them a bit longer while enjoying the sight of you squirming under him?

§ But you're not gonna get yourself off completely tho. The only one who can make you come is him and only him. No man or toy has the right to do that except him.

§ IDT he would be into Heavy BDSM. Light spanking, blindfolding and tying you up is satisfying, but the rest is a no no. Doesn't like to see you in pain. If you're a masochist he might give you what you want, but the idea of hitting you isn't really arousing to him.

§ He will not get his way unless he hears you screaming his name. You have to moan ok? If you don't he's gonna feel like you're not enjoying this. He needs to hear you whimpering over how his cock is hitting your G-spot, how his fingers are running a marathon in your pussy or how his tongue is made for your swollen clit. If he catches you holding back your moans? Well, challenge accepted man. Will arouse you and arouse you until you're a crying mess. Crying of pleasure btw.

§ Speaking of his tongue on your clit...

§ FACE SITTING.

§ You have to come on his tongue at least once. I mean you look so pretty with your face all flushed up, desperately moving yourself on his tongue to get yourself off like a fucking whore, and your taste is more addicting than any kind of alcohol he's ever drank; you gotta give him at least one orgasm like this, right?

§ Say his name when reaching your orgasm and he will go feral.

§ His grp on your waist gets tighter and his pace faster than before, earning loud screams from you when thrusting into you through your orgasm. Likes to shut you up by kissing you, cuz your moans sound even hotter like that, silenced by his hungry lips.

§ Kissing is a must during the act. You're lips are never leaving each other unless you're in a position where your mouths are unable to make contact.

§ The man appreciates every inch of you, regardless of how your body shape is. Doesn't give a shit about looks tbh, as long as he loves you and you love him back, he's in for it :)

So yeah, let's worship the fuck outta this man together🚶🏻‍♀️

Before I send u the information, I wanted to thank u again for being so nice and accepting my request even though the event was already closed, you're such a sweetheart, really! 😣💗

So, starting with my appearance; I have greenish brown eyes, my hair is long and naturally red and I have some scattered freckles. My body is hourglass-shaped, not chubby but not skinny either. I'm 5'2 and I feel a little bad when people comment about my height, especially in jokes. (I'm a little insecure about my whole body itself; I think I'm too short, my breasts are too big compared to the rest of my body and I don't feel confident exposing it, mainly because of my s/h scars... but I'm trying to change it little by little).

As for my personality, Iʼm an intj, and my enneagram is 5w4. Iʼm quite shy and serious when Iʼm among strangers and in social situations, but Iʼm much more energetic when Iʼm with my (few) friends. Iʼm kind of "antisocial"; a complete disaster when it comes to socializing, so I hate going to crowded and noisy shitty places.

Because of my tendency for introspection, I've had a Dark Academy lifestyle since childhood; I read constantly and am passionate about literature, history, classical music, philosophy, and the arts in general. I've been singing and playing the piano for almost ten years, music is one of my biggest passions, as well as art, as I've also been drawing and painting since I was a child!

Talking about relationships, I'd say that I'm not the best person for this. Idk how to handle my own emotions, and expressing them is a bit difficult (I also have trust issues). Although touch isnʼt my love language, I try to show it in other ways, especially through words of affirmation and quality time. Since talking about my feelings is a very complicated thing, the simple act of verbalizing what I feel means that the feeling is huge, you know? I also value experiencing delightful moments with my love, whether they are remarkable or not. Just the opportunity to be by his side and enjoy his company means a lot to me! In a relationship, Iʼm looking for someone intelligent, calm, and who is willing to understand my issues and respect my need for personal space. Iʼm the kind of person who hates clinginess, but makes a small exception just for someone in particular (and Iʼd like my partner to be like me; not so clingy, but also not so cold and distant, yk?). I'm passionate abt people with whom I can have deep and intellectual conversations, especially abt topics such as art, philosophy, history, etc. I also have a certain inclination to seek validation when I'm in a relationship: I do everything to please and expect the person to acknowledge and do the same, making it clear that they love me (sorry but I have a huge praise kink and I kinda like like possessive behavior, because, for some reason, it reassures me that I'm loved💀).

holy shit, I'm sorry for sending this massive ask! I got carried away and said more than I should have. But so, who do you think I'll match with? 🖤

(...and sorry if there are any grammar mistakes, English is not my first language 😭)

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: NSFW! content at the end, MDNI!

Word Count: 1.03K

A/n: Tysm anon, and I'm sorry I forgot to post this. I'm really sorry😭

I match you with...

Fyodor Dostoevsky!

Ah look at him in this pic. SO HANDSOME-

I think you're the perfect prey for this mischievous man🚶🏻‍♀️🤝🏻

Like, seriously lmao. He will enjoy teasing you A LOT. IDT he will comment on your body cause you're his S/o and there's definitely something special about you... So he doesn't want to break you. It's just... Fyodor, you know what I mean? He teases in his own way. By doing small affectionate moves like, reaching for your hand when he's reading a book (I can definitely see him doing that because you're not clingy/touchy so he has to do something about it), and suddenly letting go claiming that he wants to turn the page over just to see you pout and look the other way as your cheeks turn red since you're too shy to say anything/protest.

Fyodor doesn't care about body shape, ok? He's not that type of guy. He finds value in your personality. Whether you're cocky and idiotic, or intelligent and mischievous, or a mix of both. He doesn't want a S/o who's dumb, but he also has to have power on you. And believe me, it doesn't matter if your obedient or not, Fyodor will bring you down to your knees if he desires.

"Iʼm looking for someone intelligent, calm, and who is willing to understand my issues and respect my need for personal space" I think you just described Fyodor😭😭😭He will give you personal space maybe a bit too much, to the point that you're begging him to interrupt your personal space lmao🚶🏻‍♀️ But he will understand these all. He's calm, intelligent AF and yet a very simple man. You got it babe, as long as you're willing to be his pretty little mouse🚶🏻‍♀️ (You don't have a choice nut let's not scare you shall we?)

But seriously Fyodor isn't a bad man =| IK that he likes to be the one in charge and stuff but don't tell me that you aren't enjoying it?! Like, it's FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY?!! He has some goals he needs to achieve, but he might will make time for you as well.

I think he would be into someone who's not goofy y'know? Someone who's maybe a bit quiet, shy when it comes to touching and stuff because he needs to see his effect on you(the blushing/getting flustered), obedient or he will make you be🚶🏻‍♀️, and maybe a bit idk... crazy? About him of course. Like, be obsessed with him. You're personality is kinda close to that, so yes, I can see something happening between the two of you.

Imagine him sitting on the sofa taking a sip of his tea with his eyes closed as he listened to the delightful melody of the piano. How your talented hands run around on the keys, creating such beautiful symphony. He will smile by the end of the song and praise you as he stares into your eyes that are filled with the need of his approval😭

"So elegant of you, my dear. Being able to play such tricky instrument like you were born for it. As expected of my little Myshka"

GOD-😭😭😭😭😭😭

His praises are rare so enjoy these little moments-

Fyodor is delighted by you. You will have so many discussions when he has free time, about anything related to Philosophy, etc. He gets fascinated by your view on things when it's not similar to his; and if you point out something that he surprisingly hasn't considered/ thought about? He admires you. Might not straightforwardly tell you, but you can get it from his soft smile and his stare on your face when you describe your theory, meaning that he's interested in you.

POSSISSIVE. I actually cannot say that enough🚶🏻‍♀️

Fyodor is picky about his significant other, and if he chooses someone, it means that they're his and only his. No man will live to see the next day if he even dreams about laying a finger on you. Like, the barista tries to flirt with you? You will not see him at the coffee house the next day. And as much as you feel bad for the poor guy, it makes you feel butterflies in your stomach knowing your boyfriend had taken care of him. It means that in his crowded complicated mind, you're there somewhere, important enough for him to stop planning shit for a moment and take care of people who dare to take a liking toward his belongings. It makes you feel important, proud of yourself.

OK ANON THE REST IS NSFW CUZ I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF SO DON'T READ IT IF YOU'RE A MINOR THANK YOU

If you ever wear a lingerie for him... OMG

He appreciates it a lot. Will teasingly caress your scars, smiling at how you shudder at the feeling of his cold fingertips on your warm breast. Oof, he might even kiss them if he's in the mood that day, and YOU WILL LITERALLLY FALL INTO HIS LAP IF HE DOES THAT CUZ YOU JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK OMG-

TEASE. TEASE.

You're shy and quiet? OH, that's funny, cause you're the exact opposite when you're in this guy's hands🚶🏻‍♀️🤝🏻

He will have you whining, moaning, crying, begging for him to touch you more, and it will just make him smirk at how you're this needy for him despite not being touchy with others. He loves it. It feels his ego knowing he's the only one in your heart, Which is why he will treasure you and make you come if you've been acting like a good girl for him.

Holds you close to himself. Don't you dare break eye contact or tilt your head to the other side. He will grab your jaw and force you to look back at him, and might punish you if it pisses him too much. He needs to see your pretty face. He needs to see how much he got you worked up, how much of a mess you've become for him, and only him. He needs to see your face turning red, and he loves it when your moans get so loud that he has to silence them with a deep, passionate kiss ♡

Tysm for participating and giving me the opportunity to write for this man anon, GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL-

Thinking about Nikolai's body...

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairing: Nikolai X Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluff, Thirst...?

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: Suggestive content, NSFW mentions

Word Count: 0.9K

A/n: That smut I wrote got me thinking about this lmao. This man has such a fine body-

§The smirk on Nikolai's face is extensive when he catches you checking him out while you're both at the DoA meeting. It doesn't even count as checking out anymore. At this point, it's more like staring at him, having wild fantasies as your mouth waters at the sight of his fit body.

§ He knows you're always there, your eyes desperately following him around as he wanders in front of you on purpose. He loves how you easily get distracted by him, how you're eyes always find their way back to his clothed chest or even better, his thighs. He knows you're thinking about him as you're touching yourself at night, imagining the finger thrusting inside your wet cunt is his; but he also knows that its not enough, since your fingers could never be as long and slender as his.

§ It wouldn't take him long to drop a message, asking you to help him out with something in his room. It's 3 in the morning, it's not really appropriate to disturb people in the middle of the night; but Nikolai is tired. Tired of lying around for you, waiting to receive a hint. Besides, he knew you were awake, thinking about him while turning and tossing in your bed, with your panties probably wet from your filthy thoughts.

§ Nikolai has a lack of patience, so he's both delighted and smug when he hears a small knock on his door. He takes a look at his phone, realizing it hasn't even been five minutes since he hit the send button, and here you were, running to him as you got the slightest call. He opens the door and smiles as you accept his invitation by stepping in his room. He doesn't need to turn on the lights to know that your cheeks are burning red.

§ An enthusiastic offer leaves his mouth when you ask him what he needed to talk about. Your body freezes with shock and surprise, from how he knew about your not so little obsession with him, and how he looked pleased by it, rather than being slightly annoyed

"Let's make a deal Dove! Be mine and I'll fulfil every wish you have in that little head of yours!"

Well, how could you say no? When all you were doing these days was daydreaming about being his?

§ Nikolai smirks when you reach to touch his abs. He can see the way your eyes twitch with excitement when your fingers land on the warm skin, feeling every curve and arc under your fingertips. It tickles him how your hand is shaking as you press them against his chest, face brightened by how it doesn't sink into the skin. It feels hard, it feels safe, almost like home.

"P-protect me" "Say less, My Dove"

§ Having somebody clinging onto him in bed isn't really rare to him. He's experienced enough to know what women like, but it's different with you. You're not any random woman, you're his property. What interests him is how much you want to be his. It's like you don't want the freedom he's fighting for; the only thing you want is for him to imprison you in his embrace, and never let go.

§ You're so cute, suddenly wrapping your arms around him from behind when he's not paying attention. He pretends to be surprised, but you were never good at sneaking up to people; your little footsteps always gave you away

§ The only aftercare you ever ask him for is cuddling. It just feels so intimate when your bare chests are on each other, his hand slowly running through your hair when you try to sink into his embrace as much as possible. His body is so warm, he's unbelievably strong and well built; he has to expect a few pecks on his chest while you're leaning onto him.

§ He's just as crazy about your body as you are about his. It doesn't matter how it is or if theres bruises or stretch marks; the only thing he cares about is that it belongs to him. He loves it when you shiver at his warm hands roaming around your body, and how you lean a little closer to give him more access.

§ Your favorite place to sit, nap or basically live is his lap. He finds in endearing how you curl up against him as you plunge into his warmth, telling him his thighs are the best seat in the world. You adorable little pervert! How can you be so cute while asking him to get yourself off using his muscular thigh or his abs? You dirty little thing! Well, as long as you agree to be his personal doll...

"Your wish is my command, sweetheart. Strip out of your clothes then, Wanna see that pretty cunt of yours. I bet you're all wet for me already. Awwww! Look at you acting all cute and innocent! What's that blush doing on your face? You can't be shy while thinking about such lewd things at the same time, Dove. Do you want me or not? C'mon then, ride my thigh and let out some pretty noises for me. Don't you dare hold back your voice, or you won't be getting anything out of this body for a month"

With a chubby reader

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Nikolai, Akutagawa, Atsushi X Fem!Reader

Request: "Hello! Do you think that when your requests are open you can do headcanons for Nikolai, Atsushi, and Akutagawa with a girlfriend who is a bit on the chubb side? This would really make my day because I am on the chubb side, and I don't like my body. Feel free to ignore this request if you don't feel comfortable with it! Have a great rest of your week, my dear friend!" ◜By lovely anon!◞

Genre: Fluff

Format: Headcanons + Scenario

Warnings: A bit suggestive on Nikolai's part

Word Count: 1.5K

A/n: Hey pretty! Sorry for getting to your request late. I was caught up with school work and my smutember event. Anyway I hope you like this, and don't forget to love yourself :)

↳Nikolai

§ ok

§ Nikolai... is a distraction.

§ He will bring soooooooo much chaos in your life that you would even forget about your insecurities.

§ And he already knows about everything going through that little mind of yours, cuz unfortunately, our clown is a smarty pants.

§ IDT that he will say anything though... Unless you bring the topic up. He will try to assure you that you are perfect the way you are through romantic gestures; cuz this way, you'll know that in his chaotic crowded mind, you're definitely there somewhere; and also to show you that your appearance doesn't matter to him at all.

§ MF will play drums with your belly😭😭 Like, you're lying on the bed scrolling through your phone, then he will pop out of nowhere and starts hitting on your stomach with his hands (lightly, he won't hurt you lol)

§ The chances are high that he might even blow on your stomach, making you scream and laugh. So yeah... TICKLING.

§ The dumbass will bite you at anytime, and in front of everyone. Is he trying to show others that you're his? Who knows tbh. But he will never stop, no matter how many times you whine and ask him too. Well, I mean why else would your cheeks be so squishy if he can't chomp them down???!!!

§ Man will by you so many dresses, and most of them are revealing. He knows how you feel about your body being visible, so he encourages you to wear them more often.

§ You won't be insecure for long when you're with this man.

"I'm not sure about this Kolya…" You murmured under your breath, looking at your reflection in the mirror. "This is... Not really suitable for me"

The tight black dress was showing off your cleavage, and was sticking to your body, flaunting all the curves of your body. You weren't used to wearing these kind of things. They weren't made for you. Not for someone with your physic. They belonged to a supermodel with a slim body and a killer waist.

"You think so? Because I don't" Your boyfriend smiled as he wrapped his arms around you from behind, resting his chin on your shoulder while looking at you in the mirror. "I think that you look... Breathtaking"

Praises with Nikolai weren't really rare, but they were definitely genuine. You could feel that with your heart.

"It's just that... I don't know babe... Maybe I should wear something looser than this... I think that it doesn't fit me much"

"And I think you should go visit your eye doctor"

"Kolya! I'm being serious!"

"So am I!"

His hands tightened around you, pressing you to himself as he planted a kiss on your neck, making you giggle.

"I mean, how can you look at this beauty in front of you and say that you need to change? The only way you could do that is when something is wrong with your eyes"

You leaned your head on his, smiling softly while caressing his hands with your fingers. "You really think so?"

"Yeah! Plus... it's a bonus that I can admire your charm and get to look at these babies" "Stop touching my breast all the time Kolya!" "No can do! You're all mine~"

↳Akutagawa

§ This guy is also smart, but sadly, he doesn't receive a lot of credit for that.

§ If you've read chapter 144 of Bsd wan! manga, you knew that he's struggling with the same insecurities. Only he's thin and wants to be like one of those muscle dudes in the wrestling matches.

§ I also don't think he will make much remarks about your insecurity. I mean he will, but it's very, veeeeery rare. Gestures are not really regular with him either, but he's words are enough to make you believe that he thinks you're flawless.

§ I mean, you were able to take him out of his shell and make the man fall for you, and that is not something all people can do🚶🏻‍♀️

§ He's an honest guy and he doesn't waste his actions, so whenever he tries to comfort you, your heart flutters by his genuine words.

§ I'm sorry but I don't think he will tolerate other people commenting on his s/o, specially rude comments. And people do include your family🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♀️

§ He will be touchy when you pretend to be sleep are sleep. He will caress your cheeks, your arms, your belly, everywhere.

§ He's the type of dumbass who's insecure about something, but get's shocked when he founds out that other people are insecure for the same reason. Hes gonna be like how can you even think that way? You're perfect! While looking at his thin figure, getting upset with how weak he is.

§ I think that he will draw your picture :) I mean, we all know that he's an artist and you're his favorite peace of artwork-

§ He won't show it though, so when one day you accidentally see it in his drawer, you will literally melt.

Your rhythmic breathing was one of his favorite melodies in the world. It had been always like this; him waiting for you to drift to sleep so that he could watch your angelic face, wondering how could he be so lucky to have someone like you by his side.

The touch of his fingertips were too efficient for you to keep up with the act, so when he started softly stroking your cheek, your lips formed into a soft smile, causing him to smile back.

"Idiot girl, wastes her time worrying about such nonsense. How can she not see how perfect she is..."

You were lucky that he still hadn't found out that you were awake, but he would if you start to cry from his words.

He placed a soft kiss on your forehead, sighing as he felt so comfortable around you even though he was in his most vulnerable state.

He would try to be better for you, to make you feel loved and treasured even more.

↳Atsushi

§ Tiger boi😭😭

§ Yeah this dude needs more comfort than you do. He's seeking for the approval of a dead man🚶🏻‍♀️

§ Like Akutagawa, out beloved boy will also be surprised when he finds out about your insecurity.

§ But this baby is hella understanding, and is also big on words of affirmation. Will praise the hell out of you while blushing super hard. His attempts to make you feel better despite being shy makes you feel butterflies in your stomach.

§ I mean DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL DOWN FROM HEAVEN CUZ YOU CAN'T BE A HUMAN, NO NO NO.

§ He will talk to you about it. Will tell you the most heart warming compliments, how much he loves you, how he finds you so perfect, how its silly of you to even think about such things. You are his most important in the whole world, and you deserve to know that.

§ Is also big on acts of service. He won't buying fancy stuff cuz our boy is poor😭😭 But he will never forget to bring you flowers when he comes to your doorstep to take you on a nice date :>

§ He might think that it's he's fault too though... That the reason you feel this way is that maybe he isn't giving you enough love and care :')

§ Ok but he really finds it hard to believe. You are literally like his goddess and he worships you, and you have that kind of thoughts about yourself? Get out of here! You must be messing with him!

§ He will not give up unless you take over your insecurity. Will treat it like mission to make you understand how precious you are and will not give up unless you reach the understanding that you won't really care about other people's opinions, when you have him :)

Pillow talk has always been a must for you and Atsushi. It didn't necessarily have to include any talking; your gentle touches and loving gazes toward each other was way more than enough.

"How can you be this pretty y/n..." His quiet voice rang in your ear, earning tiny shivers from your body. He deepened his head in the crook of you neck even more when you leaned to his side, and tugged your hair behind your ear.

"It's just unbelievable how beautiful you are. I keep staring at you all day, I always cage you in my embrace at nights, and I still can't believe that you're real" "'Sushi, stop!"

You whined as you pressed yourself against him harder, sighing out of comfort while thinking you should be the one had to say all this to the other.

"I'm... not like that..."

"You are"

"I'm not!"

"Then you should see yourself from my point of view" His gentle hands caressing your hair were a huge distraction, but his words were literally getting recorded in your heart. You weren't surprised when you felt your tears staining your warm skin.

"I love you so much 'Sushi..." "And I love you more than any other thing in the world... And I can never get over how perfect you actually are for me"

Reblogs are appreciated! :D

Sex with Atsushi would be animal harassment.

Sex with Ranpp would be pedophilia.

Until the next discoveries goodbye🚶🏻‍♀️

In a ranchuu mood so here's some late night headcanons !!!

Chuuya does all the chores at home. He doesn't trust Ranpo with any of them, but when the latter is trying to apologize, he starts picking up things to clean and cooking (burning) something for chuuya to eat. This is usually how chuuya knows he's done something stupid and/or wants something

The way the ada found out they were dating vs the way the PM found out are complete opposites. One lazy day at the office someone wondered how the gravity manipulator was doing, ranpo said something a little intimate, which had everyone surprised. Ranpo just took the lollipop out of his mouth unfazed and said "Oh you didn't know? We've been dating for three months"

The way the PM found out, there was a plan to ambush the ada for whatever reason that was kept from chuuya (mori had a feeling he wouldn't want to hurt dazai figuring their past relation, but little does he know chuuya would pay good money to kill that tall skinny bastard) but chuuya stopped them in order to protect ranpo. There was a whole "why are you protecting him?!" "Because I LOVE HIM!!" moment like in the movies and everyone just went😦

Chuuya definitely confessed first. It was out of frustration that he had been flirting with ranpo for a while now but he seemed to not be getting the hint.

"I like you you smart little asshole!!!" ".....oh. yeah I knew about that."

Ranpo goes to chuuya when he wants to buy something like how a child asks his parent for ice cream

"Can we get this" "no" "please🥺" "*sigh*.....get my wallet"

Sorry but I'm a bottom chuuya truther and something I headcanon they do in the bedroom (that I've made a fic about a while back) is how ranpo will use his ability to deduct every little stimulation in chuuyas body in order to fuck him better. He gets a lay of the land and nothing gets past him. He knows everything that makes chuuya cry and moan and whimper and scream.

It also helps that chuuya thinks ranpo looks sexy in his glasses

They share clothes but not in a fetish-y "uwu it's so big on me🥺" type. Since they're practically the same size they often get their stuff mixed up, and they don't even realize it until they get home.

Ranpo: *reaches into his pockets and finds money* oh sweet!! Oh these must be chuuyas pants

Chuuya: *puts hand in pocket and pulls it out in disgust* who the fuck left all these candy wrappers in here

Chuuya hates when ranpo makes fun of his hats but finds it unbelievably sexy when he wears them while they fuck. Something about how the weight of the hat drapes his hair against his sweaty forehead just makes him melt

When it comes to Dazai's opinions, I could see it going either way. In one, he's perfectly fine with their relationship, the slug is ranpo's problem now. He'll probably tell him all of chuuyas dirty little secrets too

On the other hand, he could feel uncomfortable that chuuya had moved on, especially with someone he interacts with almost daily. Everytime he looks at ranpo from his desk all he can imagine are his hands caressing chuuyas body, his chin resting on his neck, his nose deep into his orange hair and smelling his expensive shampoo. That was me once, he thinks, and while he may not have wanted to get back together with chuuya, he still gets a bit uncomfortable

Ranpo loves sweets, chuuya hates them. Chuuya loves wine, ranpo says it tastes like fermented grape piss. Chuuya takes good care of his hair and body, maintaining a skin and hair care routine religiously. Ranpo uses those 4-in-1 shampoo as conditioner, soap, and toothpaste.

Ranpo likes to yap and chuuya likes to listen. He can listen to ranpo go on and on about who knows what all day, even being interested enough to ask questions and react. He doesn't realize how important that is to ranpo.

Chuuya loves shopping, and his clothes are all expensive and trendy. Ranpo will only go shopping for clothes if he absolutely has to, and he hates it. It's boring walking around and fitting dumb shirts and pants, it's tiring too. For a while fukuzawa had to buy him new clothes since ranpo wouldn't even if his pants had holes in them. When chuuya found out about this, he forced him to go out on a shopping spree with him to get him all new clothes, and ranpo hated every second of it. But he did like that chuuya spent the whole day with him.

Ranpo is the one who makes the playlists. I like to think chuuya doesn't have a lot of time to just relax and enjoy music, so ranpo is the one who knows more bands or genres. He occasionally makes playlists using insults for chuuya as the titles, and chuuya says he hates it but he listens to them every night they are apart.

They're both okay with PDA, but ranpo is definitely the more clingy one. He'll suddenly manhandle chuuya while they're walking on the street bc he saw a couple walk past them holding hands. He'll be the one to initiate the cuddle sessions and the last one to pull away from a hug.

Chuuya is very independent so he doesn't act as clingy as ranpo does. But when he asks for affection, it's usually really subtle, and it makes him upset if ranpo doesn't see it right away. He's insecure and so his mind goes off the rails, wondering if ranpo just doesn't love him anymore. But ranpo is always there to reassure him.

Arguments are the lifeblood of this relationship, but in a healthier way than it was for skk. For skk, there was a lot of hate and anger involved, that was what fueled the fire of their relationship. For ranchuu, it's easier bc it's more light-hearted and the words are never meant to actually hurt. It's usually insults that don't even offend either one of them, and arguments about small things no one really cares about. But what it's based on is not as violent as skk.

Chuuya def has a higher libido than ranpo. Sometimes he'll suddenly get horny and ask ranpo to "take care of it". Usually it's triggered by something ranpo did, like something he wears, or said, or him acting responsible for a change. As for ranpo, he gets horny a little less frequently than that, but he still gets up on his high horse to call chuuya needy when he's practically climbing up his leg.

They are both young orphans with remarkable abilities, and so they've received a lot of praise for their strength/wit. So when they hear them now, it sounds almost empty, hollow even. They don't get anything from it now. But getting compliments from literally anybody else? that's what gets their hearts going.

Okay that's it for now lol, pls tell me which ones you agree with!! I'm always looking forward to meeting people with the same rarepair as me😁

Merry Halloween Tumblr lolz

Halloween headcanons for my favorite characters in BSD

less gore

Chuuya; He definitely dresses up but is the one who (somehow) has the best candy and the scariest house (mans dedicated-)

Dazai; nominated himself to be the hanging body that is totally not real in Chuuya's tree as a prop mostly to scare literally everyone

Atsushi; He got tired of everyone calling him a cat so he was a literal tiger for Halloween

Akutagawa; Does not understand how trick-or-treating works

Gin; like her brother does not know how trick-or-treating works

Rampo; Goes to the same houses as everyone but still somehow has the most candy all the time

Poe; Only dresses up but he watches the scariest of movies and reads the scariest of novels and a very Halloweenie dinner is a must with him

Tachihara; Halloween is the only holiday where he can scare his superiors(mostly Chuuya) and not get yelled at by Mori, so yes it's his favorite holiday, and yes he is aware he starts the scare war every year but doesn't care

Higuchi; Also a target of Tachihara's scares but is also a target of Gin, unlike Tachihara, She(Gin) doesn't know what people do with their friends/family on Halloween since it's always been her and Ryuunosuke, Higuchi makes very Halloween desserts though

Kenji; somehow the cutest and creepest thing as a costume

Kunikida; that one boring teacher

Kyouka; knows where all the best houses are and where the worst ones are