Elphaba: My Future Partner Must Be Mentally Stable Unlike Me, Intelligent, And Capable Of Starting A

Elphaba: My future partner must be mentally stable unlike me, intelligent, and capable of starting a revolution-

[Glinda while walking by Elphaba, trips and falls with a tray of cupcakes in her hands and proceeds to have a panic attack over it on the ground]

Elphaba pointing at Glinda: Her. I want her.

I would join! It’s never too late for us Gelphie fans!

So what if I created a Wicked Discord, mainly Gelphie centered? Is 2023 too late?

Elphaba: Who else here thought Glinda and I were dating?

[Everyone raises their hands]

Elphaba: . . .

Elphaba: Glinda put your hand down.

I thought I’d share my HC’s about Glinda because I’m a huge Glinda Fanboy so here they are:

-Glinda has intense Anxiety possibly even GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder), she started struggling with it at a very young age when her parents and others started forcing her into social norms

-Glinda loved Bubbles all the way up until the Wizard made them a “Glinda the good” thing. Bubbles used to help her anxiety as a grounding technique, but once the Wizard found out he had her use them as a mean of flight and bubbles became a suffocating thing for Glinda to be around. (I have wrote a entire fanfic about this called “Bubbles” on ao3).

-Aromatic Spectrum and Lesbian Glinda. The only person Glinda ever fell in love with was Elphaba, throughout her entire life she was intensely worried she’d never fall in love or even have a crush but then she falls for Elphaba and goes: “oh no, this is worse”

-Noise sensitivity, honestly I don’t know where I got this one. I was just writing a Gelphie fanfiction once, I wrote it in and now it’s a forever HC of mine.

-After Elphaba “dies” (depending on book or musical context), Glinda is just constantly in a depressive state, she only and only does what she has to do, she’s constantly burnt out and just that depressed wine drunk queen.

-Glinda always sleeps with Elphaba’s witch hat after she “died” as some form of comfort

-She’s scared of thunderstorms and rain because they remind her of Elphaba’s “death”

-She’s a runner, I don’t know how I came up with this but I just always imagine Glinda being a insanely fast runner, even in her heels. She learned and practiced to run intensely fast because she’s always had the fear people would learn who she really is and she’d have to get away as fast as possible.

-She’s has a lot of interests at heart she could ramble for, for hours if someone would listen. And Elphaba just happens to be a good listener.

I could go on for days but there’s a few of them for you, I know some of these and more common people than others but I wanted to share because why not?

Pafnee talking about Elphaba: She can’t be good at everything, I bet she’s a bad kisser

Glinda: [Distracted filing her nails] No, she’s good at that too.

Shensen and Pafnee at the same time: What?!

Glinda: [Confused why they’re so shocked, looks up from her nails] What?

To the people in the wicked fandom who don’t ship Gelphie (apparently y’all exist?), did we watch the same musical/read the same book? Or did you see some warped straight version I have yet to see? Because Wicked in both book and musical context is explicitly and/or sub-contextualy gay as heck.

(Generally, I mean no hate to y’all I’m just very curious)