Biromanic Asexual mess, He/Him, Wicked fan (Glinda fanboy), Star wars fan, hyper fixates on wicked and other content. (This blog is very Wicked and Gelphie focused)
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Elphaba: [Is Being Arrested]
Elphaba: [Is being arrested]
Glinda: Wow. Sweet Laurine, Elphaba you’ll do anything these days.
Gale force officer: Kid, your friend-
Elphaba: She’s my girlfriend you intolerant asshole
Fyerio in the distance: HOMOPHOBE!
Gale force officer: I’m not- whatever, your girlfriend just landed 4 grown men in the hospital
Glinda: And . . . She looked gorgeous doing it.
Elphaba: They deserved it. One of them told me to put my book down and “de-demonify myself” whatever that means.
Glinda: You tell them babe.
Gale force officer: . . . You know what? I can’t with- whatever this is. She’s free to go and officially, your problem.
Glinda: Yay!
Elphaba: [pauses finishing her escape, handing the officer the broken handcuffs] Have a bad night officer. Go do some useful stuff.
Gale force officer: I hate you
Elphaba: I’m glad
Glinda: Hurry up honey, I need my cuddle buddy.
Elphaba: Coming my sweet!
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Elphaba: Here let me hold them.
Glinda: . . .
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To the people in the wicked fandom who don’t ship Gelphie (apparently y’all exist?), did we watch the same musical/read the same book? Or did you see some warped straight version I have yet to see? Because Wicked in both book and musical context is explicitly and/or sub-contextualy gay as heck.
(Generally, I mean no hate to y’all I’m just very curious)
Glinda: [Walks into her and Elphaba’s dorm and sighs when she sees Elphaba]
Glinda: Elphie, why are you on the floor?
Elphaba: I’m depressed
Glinda: . . .
Elphaba: I also got stabbed and it hurts too much to sit up, could you please get the first aid kit.
Glinda: ELPHABA THROPP! THIS- AGAIN?! What have I told you about getting stabbed and not seeking medical attention?
Elphaba: [Winces in pain] Not to..