The Amount Of Times I've Made People Watch Prisoner Of Azkaban NOT For The Main Character Is Probably

The amount of times i've made people watch Prisoner of Azkaban NOT for the main character is probably not healthy. no one is safe, not my mother, brothers, best friends or girlfriend.

Sirius Black???

If my hair doesn’t hair today I’m going to lay down and melt into the cold earth as I accept my fate

"I hate Jegulus! that would never happen in canon!"

First of all FUCK canon pretty much the entire fandom is Fanon so....

second of all, im not gonna attack you for saying that like?? okay?? good for you ig?? BLOCKED.

thank you for coming to my ted talk

this is calling me out like a deer in headlights

Sirius *throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up* Black

Remus *throwing handles at people who need to get a grip* Lupin

James *throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill* Potter

Lily *throwing scissors at people who need to "cut it out"* Evans

Regulus *throwing straws at people who need to suck it up* Black

Evan *throwing bridges at people who need to get over it* Rosier

And Barty *throwing knives at people who need to be stabbed* Crouch Jr

Remus: James have you ever won an argument with Regulus.

James: We never argue. He speaks French and I shut up.