Sirius Black???

Sirius Black???

If my hair doesn’t hair today I’m going to lay down and melt into the cold earth as I accept my fate

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

Sirius *throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up* Black

Remus *throwing handles at people who need to get a grip* Lupin

James *throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill* Potter

Lily *throwing scissors at people who need to "cut it out"* Evans

Regulus *throwing straws at people who need to suck it up* Black

Evan *throwing bridges at people who need to get over it* Rosier

And Barty *throwing knives at people who need to be stabbed* Crouch Jr

The amount of times i've made people watch Prisoner of Azkaban NOT for the main character is probably not healthy. no one is safe, not my mother, brothers, best friends or girlfriend.

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

I think the reason why Evan and Barty aren’t toxic is because they are both insane, but they help build each other up and give each other advice. Like Barty is talking about how he wishes his father was dead and Evan is like, “Well kill him then? If you want something done you need to make it happen yourself.”

it’s a healthy relationship between two very unhealthy people.

Join the marauders fandom they said. It'll be fun they said. I AM DROWNING IN MY OWN TEARS DAILY.

(this is targeted. you know who you are)