Me, Well Not Always, But Still Me

Me, well not always, but still me

Aries, Leo, & Sagittarius 👀

And I'm just like "okay then, maybe in another life"

when you find out your chart is compatible with a celeb you like but you can’t do anything about it

Tag yourself, I'm Sun, Mars, Jupiter and Uranus 😂 (3 of them are my dominants, what's a coincidence)

tag yourself: astrology edition

Sun: -loud and outgoing -center of attention -appears very self-assured -popular af -life of the party -needs constant validation

Moon:  -sensitive with capital S -mom friend™️ -stay-at-home > parties -kids!!!! pets!!! -complains 2 much -#1 cheerleader

Mercury: -never stops talking -knows tea about everyone -cancels plans all the time -always invited places -knows everyone -naturally good at school

Venus: -aesthetic af -just as pretty irl as online -so sweet but kinda shallow -everyone wants to be (with) them -always has a bf/gf -charming

Mars: -athletic captain -doesn’t take shit -ambitious as all hell -2 blunt sometimes -can be oblivious -has never asked for help, ever

Jupiter -so!! many!! friends!! -teachers/adults love them -the best stories/memes -always travelling -larger than life -charming to the point of manipulative

Saturn -tough love™️ friend -very responsible -tries really hard -doesn’t get enough credit -has the best glo up -can always count on them

Uranus -always changing their looks -new version of them all the time -unconventional life path -easygoing -diverse group of friends -not most reliable

Neptune -does drugs….a lot -writes poetry about their exes -just wants to be loved -makes others think they’re super innocent -daydreams all the time -avoids responsibility

Pluto -often forgotten about -small but angry -very powerful and turbulent -can’t control themselves -intimidating -intuitive/psychic powers

Damn it, I'm selfish 😂

PLACEMENTS THAT MAKE SOMEONE... (SELFISH VS SELFLESS)

Selfish

Sun square/opposite/conjunction Mars/Venus/Uranus.

Saturn aspected to a personal planet.

Sun/Venus/Mars/Saturn aspecting the Ascendant.

Sun/Mars/Venus dominant.

Leo/Libra/Taurus/Aries/Capricorn Venus.

Aries/Taurus/Leo/Capricorn Mars.

A Fire/Capricorn/Taurus/Gemini Ascendant.

1st/2nd house stellium.

Selfless

Sun trine/sextile Neptune/Mercury/Uranus.

Jupiter aspected to Sun/Mars/Venus/Saturn.

Neptune/Moon/Jupiter aspecting the Ascendant.

Neptune/Moon/Jupiter dominant.

Moon in Aquarius/Pisces/Virgo.

Pisces/Libra Mars.

A Water/Aquarius/Libra/Virgo ascendant.

7th/8th/11th house stellium.

Sun/Mars/Venus/Moon in the 12th house.

feel free to add more placements ~

The thing about this is that signs have two sides and even the most selfish could become selfless. Being selfish or selfless depends of more placements and even with all the “selfless” placements, it vary depending the situation and emotional state. But I’m a Scorpio Mercury and I want to organize everything and divide people with a infallible method I’m sorry lmao.

Introvert vs Extrovert

Liar vs truth teller

I'm the protagonist, yeah 🔥

The signs in a spy movie

Aries: The spy's boss who has no idea what they're doing

Taurus: The underrated but really attractive sidekick

Gemini: The one who betrays the good guys

Cancer: The good person who's in love with the villain for some reason

Leo: The protagonist spy

Virgo: The strategic mastermind in HQ

Libra: The one who betrays the bad guys

Scorpio: The creepy rival who the spy gets paired up with for the assignment

Sagittarius: The evil sidekick who's actually smarter than the villain

Capricorn: The evil mastermind

Aquarius: The villain with a scarring backstory

Pisces: The spy's love interest who only appears in this one movie

Exactly (you shoud be thankful for this @emma94000 😂)