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I'm The Protagonist, Yeah

I'm the protagonist, yeah šŸ”„

The signs in a spy movie

Aries: The spy's boss who has no idea what they're doing

Taurus: The underrated but really attractive sidekick

Gemini: The one who betrays the good guys

Cancer: The good person who's in love with the villain for some reason

Leo: The protagonist spy

Virgo: The strategic mastermind in HQ

Libra: The one who betrays the bad guys

Scorpio: The creepy rival who the spy gets paired up with for the assignment

Sagittarius: The evil sidekick who's actually smarter than the villain

Capricorn: The evil mastermind

Aquarius: The villain with a scarring backstory

Pisces: The spy's love interest who only appears in this one movie

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5 years ago

OMG true, Iā€™m a 3rd decan virgo rising (22Ā°)

Hello! Could you please do Virgo rising with decans description ? I checked your masterlist and thereā€™s one for all the risings except Virgo, so could you do one, please? And thanks a lot šŸ’“šŸ’“šŸ’“ I just love your blog and the way you describe the placements and how you answer all your asks even though you have a lot of them, so thank you so much šŸ’žšŸ’žšŸ’ž

Iā€™d love to!!!! šŸ’œšŸ’œšŸ’œ Thanks so much for asking for emā€™ I was kinda worried no Virgo risings would show up to claim their asc post aaaaaskjfnsdknfksdn šŸ’œšŸ’œšŸ’œAnd also Thank you for checking the masterlist + being so considerate sdkjnfskjngjkd ;; šŸ’œšŸ’œ Im trying toā€¦get through all of emā€™ and hearing just ;; a word of reassurance and that you enjoyed the writing is so good to hear!! šŸ’œšŸ’œ

[Below Cut: Virgo Rising + different Decans šŸ’œ]

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5 years ago

Iā€™m scared, it seems like they know me personally omg šŸ˜‚

whatā€™s having a gemini moon like?? āœØāœØāœØāœØ

hell! (ahdlisjfldkf im kidding. kind of)

they never stop thinking, ever. their brain doesnā€™t shut up or shut off

insomnia or just general issues with sleeping seem to be extremely common with gemini moons

usually pretty nervous/jumpy/anxious people

crave social interaction and communication but also need solid alone time to recharge as gemini moons have a very potentĀ ā€œsocial batteryā€

very sarcastic

usually extremely funny and tend to be the type to make anyone laugh

theyā€™re great at becoming friends with all different kinds of people bc they can alter their personality when needed

change what they want a LOT, this goes from small things like fashion sense, makeup style to bigger things like career path or romantic interests

very hard on themselves and put a lot of pressure on themselves to do well in whatever their current interest/pursuit is

they act dumb a lot, for humour, but theyā€™re usually the smartest person in the room

generally really love learning and get bored when they arenā€™t studying/learning new things frequently

theyā€™re often interested in the small details, hobbies, topics, etc that other people donā€™t care to pay attention to

they often remember small details about their friends, family, significant others, etc

they get crushes easily and frequently, but they often leave as quickly as they came (one day and one week crushes are common)

very indecisive

pretty critical, judgmental people and can be harsh but may be able to completely hide this depending on other placements

on that note, theyā€™re actually often very open to new ideas and opinions, and donā€™t mind hearing people out even when they disagree

they love!! discussion!!! generally the type to love debating and talking about deeper topics

they struggle a lot with emotions, they analyze their emotions rather than feeling them and often repress things because of this

they get really uncomfortable and awkward around emotional/crying people and literally malfunction bc they donā€™t know what to do

mood swings. always

i find gemini moons get mood swings frequently bc their mood is affected by even the smallest things (probably due to the constant overanalyzing)

because they bottle and analyze rather than feeling, they often have one big emotional breakdown every couple months, that can be set off by something so tiny

(but then ten minutes later they look in the mirror likeĀ ā€œget up bitch youā€™re fine!ā€ and theyā€™re ā€œover itā€)

they get bored of things/people/places very easily and generally welcome change and adventure

so so so talkative, they feel like theyā€™re gonna die when they canā€™t say what they wanna say (those people writing paragraphs in the tags? probably a gemini moon)

on that note, iā€™ve noticed most gemini moons were shamed at some point in their life for talking a lot/too much/not seriously enough so i find it common for them to have a bit of anxiety surrounding speaking their mind

they get very upset when they canā€™t rationalize their emotions and feelings and thereā€™s no way for them to analyze them

gemini moons thrive on discomfort, what i mean by this is they love being in new situations, with new people, studying something they donā€™t know yet, etc. itā€™s one of the things that keeps them intellectually stimulated (which theyĀ desperatelyĀ need always)

they always need to be doing 50 things at once to feel satisfied

often feel like they donā€™t even know themselves bc they change their mind and what they want so much

these moons are often interested in reading/literature and usually love writing as well

can come off as fake because of their ability to see and understand almost any side in an argument

they often avoid taking sides in drama in general, but underdeveloped gemini moons love to stir the drama and add fuel to the fire on both sides

big gossipers and they usually always know about the dramaĀ 


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5 years ago

Tag yourself, I'm Sun, Mars, Jupiter and Uranus šŸ˜‚ (3 of them are my dominants, what's a coincidence)

tag yourself: astrology edition

Sun: -loud and outgoing -center of attention -appears very self-assured -popular af -life of the party -needs constant validation

Moon:Ā  -sensitive with capital S -mom friendā„¢ļø -stay-at-home > parties -kids!!!! pets!!! -complains 2 much -#1 cheerleader

Mercury: -never stops talking -knows tea about everyone -cancels plans all the time -always invited places -knows everyone -naturally good at school

Venus: -aesthetic af -just as pretty irl as online -so sweet but kinda shallow -everyone wants to be (with) them -always has a bf/gf -charming

Mars: -athletic captain -doesnā€™t take shit -ambitious as all hell -2 blunt sometimes -can be oblivious -has never asked for help, ever

Jupiter -so!! many!! friends!! -teachers/adults love them -the best stories/memes -always travelling -larger than life -charming to the point of manipulative

Saturn -tough loveā„¢ļø friend -very responsible -tries really hard -doesnā€™t get enough credit -has the best glo up -can always count on them

Uranus -always changing their looks -new version of them all the time -unconventional life path -easygoing -diverse group of friends -not most reliable

Neptune -does drugsā€¦.a lot -writes poetry about their exes -just wants to be loved -makes others think theyā€™re super innocent -daydreams all the time -avoids responsibility

Pluto -often forgotten about -small but angry -very powerful and turbulent -canā€™t control themselves -intimidating -intuitive/psychic powers


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5 years ago

Gemini moon in 9th, Cancer Venus in 10th, Sagittarius Mars in 3rd (7th in Pisces) and my answers:

1) D 2) A 3) A 4) E 5) I've never been on a relationship so I don't know haha 6) C if he starts to flirt, or D if he's just interested in being friendzoned lol 7) A, I guess 8) A, I can't stand someone without a personality 9) A, B and C 10) Honestly I'd say C šŸ˜‚

Kinda wanna see how people see love, and react to it.

Add in your Moon, Venus, and Mars (along with their houses). (Optional: Add your 5th house and 7th house). Iā€™ll add some scenarios, and you just choose which youā€™re more likely to do etc, etc. Iā€™ll make it atleast 10 questions because I know how fun these are. (Be honest). (P.S. if one of them is relatable but you want to add in a little opinion of yours, you can go ahead and do so).

1. Someone tells you they like you. A) Honestly tell them how you feel. B) Like them because they like you. C) You give everyone a shot. D) Sugarcoat your feelings. (Have a hard time giving a direct answer).

2. Your significant other cheats on you. A) Dip, you donā€™t believe in second chances. B) You give them a second chance. (Explain why)

3. Your significant other has a bad habit of being cheesyā€¦ A) Cringe but let them be. B) Blush C) Youā€™re just as cheesy. D) You brutally tell them to stop.

4. You preferā€¦(I know all of these are important in a relationship, but pick one that is a MUST, a top priority). A) Honesty B) Trust C) Independence (in a relationship) D) Understandings E) Communication

5. When a relationship ends terribly..you A) Move on easily. B) Cry about it, but youā€™ll move on eventually. C) Hold a grudge. D) Stick to them, and just hope they come back.

6. When it comes to talking to someone new whoā€™s interested in youā€¦youĀ  A) Flirt back, show your interest too. B) Play hard to get. C) Push them away. D) Keep it simple, you prefer to be friends first. (Take it slow).

7. A friend has an interest to the same person you doā€¦ A). You tell them. B). Confess your feelings before your friend does. C). Let your friend have them. D) Neither of you will have them, friendship comes first.

8. When you look for someone, you look more at theirā€¦(first impressions) A) Personality. B) Appearance.

9. Youā€™re more of aā€¦. A) Things happen for a reason type of person. B) I get what I want type of person. C) I wonā€™t give up type of person. D) Easily worried, and gives up too easily type of person.

10. When it comes to liking someone youā€¦ A) Tell them. B) You just wait for the right time. C) Never tell them, youā€™re afraid of rejection.


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5 years ago

which placements are most likely to be impulsive/adrenaline junkies?

ā€¢ Fire domā€¢ Fire Sun/Moon/Marsā€¢ 5th house stelliumā€¢ SUN, Moon, Venus, Mars, Pluto, Uranus, Neptune, JUPITER in the 5th houseā€¢ Sun aspected to Jupiter/Mars/Plutoā€¢ Jupiter aspected to AC/Pluto/Mars/Uranusā€¢ Explosive placements


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