F*ck, That's My 3rd House's Planets In Sag'

F*ck, that's my 3rd House's planets in Sag' 😂

Can agree with most of this

Here’s some astrology theories I’m having at midnight:

Whatever house your Jupiter is in might dictate your humor(ex. I have Jupiter in the 8th and I looove dirty and sex jokes and have a very dark sense of humor)

Virgo risings have the same ethereal pure look pisces risings do but its alot more grounded

Leo+Aquarius energy makes someone EXTREMELY magnetic and likable

All fire signs love to troll. Nobody likes it more or does it better than Sagittarius though

Circe on the ascendant makes someone extremely sexy

Vesta/venus contacts make someone very ethereal in beauty

Pluto distorts and darkens whatever it touches, if your wondering why your not relating to a placement check to see if Pluto is making aspects to it

People with Jupiter and Venus in the 8th tend to be blessed in the area of sex, women or men might have aesthetically pleasing genetials and may be seen as naturally gifted in that area, also an indicator of gaining large amounts of money from others

Pluto/Mars in the 3rd= rough relationships with siblings

Mars in the 3rd is an indicator of a pretty reckless driver

Capricorn venus’ are very frugal. Usually rarely spend money

Decans matter. SO MUCH. Decans matter

Jupiter in the 7th or 10th might make someone popular at first but people might also begin to hate you or see you as fake, especially if pluto touches your mc/asc

Gemini and Scorpio moons tend to be very confident

“Which one of me am I today?”

— - Gemini

ME

FIRE + AIR DOMINANCE

“you’re a cherry blossom

you’re about to bloom

you look so pretty, 

but you’re gone so soon”

I Want To Believe

(Inspired by the recent Area 51 hype)

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Aliens Exist - Blink 182

Space Oddity - David Bowie

Rocketman - Elton John

I’m Going Home - Tim Curry

Another Girl Another Planet - The Only Ones

Banana Slugs/Cosmonaut - High Places

Subterranean Homesick Alien - Radiohead

Motorway To Roswell - The Pixies

Life On Mars - David Bowie

Drops Of Jupiter - Train

Alien Days - MGMT

E.T. - Katy Perry ft Kanye West

An Encounter - The 1975

Girl From Mars - Ash

Leo season, I'm ready 🔥☀️♌

LEO GLAM