Can I Have Larry Johnson Headcanons Pleaseeeeee
can i have Larry johnson headcanons pleaseeeeee πππ
Of course, pookie π€ π this list is a whole mess and just me rambling, but I hope you find enjoyment in it
Larry Johnson HC

{General} warnings: ???
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So, to start off, these are just general Hcs no relationships in sight, lol. Also, I may or may not go off topic once or twice about dumb shit and how I hate the stereotypes people place onto metalheads. Anyways I hope you enjoy
But let's get into it
Larry is surprisingly clean, contrary to popular belief.
You all always wanna make metalheads out to be nasty when most of us aren't. (Most of us.)
This dude is really big on keeping his hair 100% at all times. And to keep his layers extra spicy, he steals Lisa's hairspray
She fucking hates when he takes her hairspray. Cause he uses way too much
And I say he's clean, but he is also a little messy. There is a difference.
When it comes to his room and stuff, it's very loosely organized. like his art area is a little cluttered, but you won't like to find video games mixed in. it's just art supplies. The same goes for his video game. You're not gonna find his bong posted up with the Nintendo 64.
Unless y'all are smoking while playing games, but as soon as y'all are done, he's putting everything in its respected area.
Trust me, no smoker wants to lose their stuff
I also believe Larry can cook well. I'll bet he gets it from Lisa.
Like I know, she was one of those moms who was like.
"No son of mine gonna be a damn scrub."
She taught him how to take care of himself, and she's been doing it since he was little.
She taught him how to cook, clean, do laundry, dishes, and to fix basic shit like leaky pipes.
She taught that boy well. If you wanna argue, your time would best be spent talking to a brick wall
(Again, just cause someone's a metalhead does not mean they are just a dirty greasy loser. I fuckin hate those stereotypes, especially in Fandoms.)
And the best part is you don't expect it from him like. Someone could just mention it. "Oh yeah, my faucets have been leaking for a while now." And he would just be like, "Oh cool, lemmi see. " And you looked away for 2 seconds, and he fixed that shit
He's just full of surprises.
He's just smarter than he lets on, to be honest. I feel like he even forgets he's smart sometimes.
I'm going along with that. His insults are top-notch. He is hitting people with those rare insults. Especially Travis.
He also insults his friends for shits and giggles. But it's fine cause they normally hit him back. Unless he was feeling creative that day in which they just gotta look at him and go "damnn. Wtf dude." And then laugh it off.
It's ok he will apologize if warranted
Speaking of Warrent
He's one of those metalheads that almost refuses to listen to other genres other than death or black metal, but he does secretly be linking some 80s shit.
You know how I mentioned Warrant. Yeah, he secretly loves those guys. His favorite song by them is low-key Uncle Tom's Cabin cause he loves the story it's telling. It is generic, but it's a good song, so you can't judge.
He's also not a big Mayhem fan. Which is surprising. I feel like he finds them underwhelming, and he's just not a fan of them as people.
I'm going down a bit of a different path, though.
His sleep schedule is absolutely positive F.U.C.K.E.D. and what does that spell. FUCKED.
This dude can not get to bed at a decent time. Tell me why this fucker is waking up at 11 am and going to bed at 3:30 am???
He's mostly up painting. especially if he's stressed out.
He uses painting as his damn therapy. He also likes to paint his dreams. Like, he'll dream up a cool-ass floating head, and he'll paint that shit.
But sometimes his paintings are a bit creepy, and they freak Lisa out.
Like she will avoid looking at those paintings in the eyes they just make her uneasy. But she still loves his other paintings
Moving on to school life.
He's not a bad guy. He just gets into trouble with teachers a lot.
Like I said, he has a smart mouth, and that gets him into arguments with some of the teachers sometimes
And sometimes with students. Like, he's a skinny fucker, but if you got a smart-ass mouth, you need to be able to throw a mean-ass punch.
Again, Lisa taught him
It's not like she wants her son to get into shit but she knew if he kept his attitude, he was gonna have to be able to defend himself.
It's cool, though it's not like an everyday occurrence. They go to kind of a pussy ass school where people are mostly all talk.
Travis and Larry are the only notorious people who are known to talk shit and actually go through with it.
He stopped getting into a lot of shit after hanging with Sal more. Sals is more of a pacifist, especially in school, so Larry got better about getting into physical fights. But he and Sal will double-team a MF.
Like shit, they can be mean if they want to. Especially if they team up on somebody.
Fun fact: Larry doesn't have a driver's license. He kept failing his test cause of speeding, but does that stop him from driving??
No absolutely not that fucker still be driving, and the speed limit to him is more of a suggestion.
He takes corners fast, and it's lowkey scary
But yeah, that's about it. I've run out of ideas. It's late as fuck lol I hope you enjoy it! Also, this is not proofread, so if there are spelling errors (bet you $ 50$, there are), then auto-correct can suck my ass hard, lmao π€£ I love you all and have a good night/day
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I would be hella honored pt 2 coming tomorrow ππ€
Maybe an Aaravos x reader where reader is Leolaβs step parent? Like maybe mr. Aara-dilf introduces the two when Leola was she was slightly older β maybe like 9 or 10 (or the star touched elf equivalent idk bro). How would their relationship and dynamic play out? π€
Omg hey mootie! I absolutely love this and I hope it's alright that I decided to write this in a headcannon format instead! It's just a little blurb bit if you like it I would be happy to write more!
Aaravos introducing you to his daughter

Aaravos x reader HC
Requests are open in my inbox!
{Pure Fluff <3}
warnings: none <3
You and Aaravos had been seeing each other for a while now, and it was going amazing
One day, you both were walking about on a little date if you would, when he decided to ask you one of the most horrifying questions known to mankind
"Would you be inclined to meet .you daughter?"
It's not that it was scary because of who she was but mostly because you had never been with a man who had a child. And you did not know how his daughter would react.
What if he had brought another before you to her and he liked his previous lover better?
What if she just hated you for some reason?
You were terrified. But seeing the look of joy and excitement on his face when you agreed gave you a bit of hope.
When the day comes that you are to meet her Aaravos is pretty convinced his little girl would love you. He had spoken about her many times leading up to this day, like how she was very smart and loved making friends with everybody. It was really sweet
When you first meet Leola, she's curious about you; she even looks at her dad and says, "What is this?" And you weren't sure if she was talking about you or the situation.
But as the day goes on leola warms up to you really fast. Like within a couple hours you have become her best friend.
And as your relationship with Aaravos and leola grows and you start coming around more often she just gets more attached.
She asks her dad about you all the time
"When's y/n coming over again?"
"Is y/n coming over today?
"Y/n would love this!"
"I wanna see y/n"
Like she asks about you so much Aaravos starts low-key getting jealous,but he finds it adorable that leola loves you so much.
If at one point you move in with them leola is fucking ecstatic.
She is so happy her best friend is now living with her and her dad
Like she's probably happier then Aaravos about it.
After awhile though she slowly starts giving you a parental title
When it happened the first time, you thought it was a slip-up, but as time went on, Leola just adopted you as her second parent, and neither you nor Aaravos corrected her.
As a matter of fact, it makes Aaravos love you even more. He is so happy he has found someone that he loves and cares for who is not only amazing with his little unicorn, but that she also loves enough to start deeming you a parental figure
It honestly makes him want to marry you. π€ (I will make a part two with proposal HC / oneshot if yall want me to)
I see what they did there π€


(Gifs made by me lol)
Hello! Hope youβre doing great? I saw you wanted some Sally face requestβ¦
Can we have some Sally face characters (Sal, Larry, Ash?) x reader make out headcanons ? π₯Ή I think Iβll fall down on my knees for some Sal x reader or Larry x reader make out sessions π thank u
AHH, thank you!! Would love to write this! Sorry if it's a bit short, especially towards the end.I was just really excited to post this. It's not my best work, but that just means there's room for more improvement! I hope you enjoy it anyway
Sal,Larry,ash Makeout Hc.
Sal/Larry/ash x reader (seprately)

{All characters are 18+}
{Warnings: some swearing, some sexual content}
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Sal:
So, as an adult sal, I feel it is a bit less awkward and more Idgaf about dumb shit
So I feel like if you're close enough with him to not only be seeing his face and dating him, then he's pretty chill when making out. Unless you catch him off guard π
Normally, your guy's makeouts start pretty regular
Like you'll just be sitting together in your guys' room at the house watching a movie or listening to him playing guitar while you fuck around on the gearboy
Going with the latter, you'll be sneaking glances of him while he's just jamming out while trying to learn a song.
He just looks so relaxed and pretty even with his scars as his fingers move across the strings. His prosthetic is off, and sitting on the dresser and his fake eye is out and sitting in its cup, his blue hair is down and covers his face a bit casting shadows
Before you know it, you're not just sneaking glances. you're just full-on staring at him
And he knows. He lowkey finds it funny. Because with him, he doesn't try. He's not gonna try and get you flustered. It just happens and he's aware of it
He looks at you still playing, and he smiles at you. Just for a moment before looking back down at his guitar. And at that point, you're done.
You set down the gear boy without a word creeping towards him silently. He sees you but keeps trying to figure out the riff in the song just right
You creep up to his side, careful not to knock the neck of the guitar as you wrap your arms around his neck lazily.
"It sounds really good, baby. I think you almost got it." You compliment resting your chin on his shoulder
"Thanks, I think I've got it down pretty good. I just gotta get better with the timing. I'm holding the notes too long." He says before leaning forward to set the instrument against the dresser.
In a couple seconds, you find yourself weasling your way into his lap.
He holds you gently but firmly in place with one hand on your hip and the other on the back of your head tangled sweetly in your hair.
He's not really grabby. Of course, his hands will roam a bit, but he's more of a hold you in place, so you don't wanna go anywhere, guy.
Anyways
Even with his scarred lips, he's a good kisser. Very attentive. He knows what you're feeling and your intentions just by how you're kissing him, where your hands are,how hard you're gripping at him. He just gets it
Making out with him is full of emotion. Like, have you ever kissed someone, and you're just like I wanna write poetry about the feeling I have right now, but I don't have the words to even describe it
That's how kissing him/making out with him feels. And you can't help but grip onto him.
He can go on like this for ages.its not gonna get boring.
He will just lean back against the wall and prop his legs up so when you pull back, your face is above his.
He says he does that cause he likes pulling away to look into the eyes of the beauty before him.
Ok, he's a bit corny, but we love him
Also, his hands are pretty rough, I think, especially his fingertips. They are really calloused from playing guitar, and he might have some cuts and scrapes from messing around on the 5th floor of the apartments when he's told to go over there cause of Larry.
But anyways lol
Overall, he is amazing. An amazing partner and an amazing Makeout partner.hes just really chill, and it's honestly up to you a lot of the time if it leads to anything.lol
Unless you somehow find a way to make him jealous, and that extremely difficult to pull off π
Larry:
Larry is a rougher guy. Don't get me wrong, he's a sweetie, but he's really enthusiastic, and he's got a lot of energy
To be honest, making out is like his favorite pastime when yall are alone.
He just loves the feel of you being all up on him,and he's addicted to the taste of your lips.
Though he's not attentive as Sal, he's still a good kisser. Like I said, he's just rough cause he can't seem to get enough.
You guys will just be chilling in his room after the group leaves, and he'll just becken you over to him with a questioning grin, which you know what that means. If you don't come up to him he's not gonna force you.
Consent king. But honestly that can be said for all of them
There's really nothing emotional about it he's gripping, and he is grabbing. His hands will roam your body. So he likes to make out while laying down.
Couch,bed,floor, as long as he has access to everything. Like not necessarily always in a dirty way, he just likes the feeling of touching you.
Like he just loves it, feeling your body on/next to him is his favorite thing
Also His lips are chapped as hell, but that does not stop you guys.
And he does not just keep his lips on yours. Absolutely not. Making out with him is a dangerous game if you have any of the following
Stric parents (like if you have not moved out yet or if you are going to visit them), a job , a college life.
Cause he be leaving hickies. Like I'm talking big as purple hickeys. And they will be everywhere. It's like, are you dating a god damn vampire? It's not even bites, either it's just hickeys.
From your neck down to your fucking thighs just bruises
Ash once pulled you aside and asked if everything was OK cause she thought that the marks where from him beating on you instead of kissing you.
W ash, by the way, everyone needs a friend like her who will check up on you
But he just is a little rough. You love it, tho. But he will tone it down if you want him to.
Like shit you had a bad day? Come over here, lay down,relax, and he will slow down and pamper you with words and slow kisses.
What a sweetheart, and He's just happy to have you close to him.
Overall, he's more of a physical guy, so of course, the makeouts hold more of a physical value, which is alright! He loves you and that's just his way of showing it
Ash:
Ash is actually amazing at makeouts. She knows you entirely. Better than you know yourself sometimes
With her, you get everything. You want it to be a rougher Makeout.
Bet
Girls got you. She'll be all up on you kissing,grabbing,tugging,loving (always) she'll have you however you want.
She will do it all to satisfy, and you would do the same for her.
You want it soft bet, she's cuddling you while you guys lips move with each other while a movie plays in the background.
Making out with her is so calming to.
You could have had the most stressful days at work, and when you come home, she'll immediately be asking what's up noticing you're off.
It would probably be later she would mostly be ready for the evening in pajamas just chilling,and upon your response, she's giving you a hug and leading you into you guys room to talk.
After unloading your troubles, she'll just fuckin hold you and eventually it just turns into a lazy lil Makeout.
It's not much, but it feels so loving, and all your pain and troubles from the day feel like they are just melting away cause of her lips.
She takes care of herself as well, so her lips are pretty soft.
Along with her skin. Her hands are a bit calloused due to her constantly doing art projects and working on her motorcycle.
But it's kind of a nice contrast.
She does have wondering hands, but unlike Larry, she's not a grabber she's a feeler.
Her hands wonder in a calming yet attractive way, mostly across your arms and back, maybe over your thigh a but.
I guess she's a more sensual Makeout partner. But she's just overall amazing with it.
You always feel safe in her arms, and even better is that she's really good at makeouts without making them sexual.
Like a lot of the time, makeouts seem heavily sexual even when they aren't supposed to be, but with her, it's not sexual unless you both want it to be.
And you're grateful for it cause sometimes you just wanna be able to love on your partner without it being sexual and that's fine. She loves it to
She's just an amazing person and an amazing partner who knows you well and what you want as well as knowing herself and it shows.
So I finished it. Luckily, I live close to farms, so I'll just be lying in the road waiting for a tractor to run me over
the new umbrella academy has me livid. Actually livid.but ima push through to the end of the season. Then im gonna die. Cause what the fuck