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Phasmophobia Au
Sally Face Edition
(Alt ! Au)
ft: sal, larry, travis (,ash, todd, and neil) tw: ghosts, murder, violence, demoniacs, weed, implied romance? i have never smoked weed can you tell? not beta read forgive me edit: it was beta read now yay a/n: i'm writing this up on my laptop rather than my phone, which i lost. anyways, feel free to request. this was heavily inspired by mark, bob, wade, (jack/sean) i also rewatched sally face fandub, it's pretty neat. you should watch it too. i added travis cause he's silly
after high school, after everything at the addison apartments, things you all knew you couldn't just leave the paranormal life behind. enrolling in collage, school went about the same. you moved in with your friends, and life was relatively normal.
normal.
you were laying on the wood floor, mind feeling a bit fuzzy. larry talking nonstop, sal sitting on the bed with his back against the wall. an odd silence filled the room, then larry spoke up.
"dudes, wait, wait, actually, hear me out on this one," larry slurred sitting up on the beanbag chair. "what if we like hunted ghost? ghostnabbers 'n shit." he waved his hands around dramatically. "larry, what. man, wait, what?" sal sat up as well. you turned your head to look over at larry not getting up from the floor. "just hear me out! like, i got this flyer from some dude talkin' about his ghost hunting job, showed me all his ghost tracking shit." larry stumbled to his feet, rushing to his desk dropping the flyer on your face. the paper covering your face for a moment before you grabbed it off, looking it over. in your high mind, this looked like the best idea that could have ever been said. "no way." you dragged yourself to your feet, plopping on sal's bed, showing him the flyer. sal looked it over as well. you were a group of unsupervised, high out of their mind, teens. of course, you were going to do it.
the others took some convincing, but they were in. it seemed it wasn't just you three that missed your paranormal fascination.
how you managed to get travis involved? he saw a flyer, thought it looked stupid. but, the more he looked at it, the more a strange fascination fell onto him. he knew ghosts were real, but actually searching for the things, solving their mysteries. he heard the ghost group talking about them, and tried not to eavesdrop, but couldn't help himself. (also, he heard you say it was pretty cool.) he called for the job and nailed it. now he has to deal with all of you and you all have to deal with him.
you, sal, larry, ash, and travis are usually inside the haunting grounds while todd, and neil stay in the truck, watching over and keeping equipment in check. they also often make sure you all get the objectives done. (you all refer to them as papa eagle. they share the title.)
"papa eagle, what're the objectives? over." "papa- what? over." (todd) "objectives are witness an event, capture ghost on film-" (neil)
(todd warms up to the title while neil owns it out the gate.)
(probably w/ travis) "why won't you listen to me, i already said the objectives are-" "cause you're not papa eagle." "papa huh-? i'm not calling todd or neil-" "papa eagle." "sorry, i'm not calling papa eagle- wait." "..." "..."
...
if you chose to partner with sal he always makes sure you got good equipment, doesn't want you to draw the short end of the stick. he cares very much.
while the idea sounded crazy at first, sal got into it after some convincing via you and larry. he nails the interview. he sees his friends did as well, and he's glad to have them onboard. though, when he sees travis is here, he had to do a double take. he's not opposed to it, just surprised. actually laughs, and nearly gets hit. larry, and ash wants to hit travis. you are the peacekeeper.
he's actually really good at this. he's had many experiences at the apartments, so the ghost violent attempts don't really phase him much.
sal likes to use the walkie even when he's in the same room as you, or anyone. finds it funny. everyone, but travis, join in.
"look, there's footprints, over." "roger, over." cue giggling. ...
"guys, you seein' this bullshit? over." "affirmative. over" "mhm, yeah. over." "i can practically smell it from here. over." "i wish i couldn't see it. over." "get off the line we're literally all in the same room. >:(" (travis) "buzz kill. over, and out." more giggling.
this man has no fear. will actively seek out the ghost, using the cursed objects. though not scared of them, he makes no room to provoke them. he's very chill with them. whether you're scared of them or not, sal's always sticking close to you just in case.
sal always ends up with a shit flashlight, or even a uv light to see. he always makes sure everyone has a good flashlight and ends up with the bad one. please help this guy. one time he got stuck with a candle. you made sure to keep close to him so he can share yours. he was very grateful.
sal has each ghost type, and behavior memorized, and actively adds to it, the twist is, they're memorized in such goofy ways.
"it's the one that can't touch the salt, finding no green stuff on the purple light, and it's talking to me over the ghost phone. over." "what- wait, huh? go again. over." "wraith, it's a wraith. over, and out."
he finds them all fascinating in honesty. if you share this interest, he tends to come to you with any, and all new information. enjoys talking to you about the kinds of ghosts and demons. you both like to take your ghostly conversations to todd, who also has everything memorized.
...
if you chose to partner with larry, i'll have you know larry is the instigator. this man will provoke, provoke, provoke. and will freak out when something goes wrong. he's really mellowed about it though. you, ash, and sal running in with the smudge sticks or a crucifix, trying to get the ghosts attention. travis is laughing over the walkie, todd and neil are watching in the van. he will make sure you're in the safe even when he's being stupid.
"harold wilson, harold wilson, harold wilson." "..." "..." "what a puss-" loud banging, chair is thrown but missed him. "haha. shit."
he's on a thin line between skeptic, and believer. he's always so surprised when the ghost shows themself, or if they give them evidence. he also just barley passed his interview. if it wasn't for all of you vouching for him, and being friends with the boss, he probably wouldn't have gotten the job.
larry hates mimics. hates how they give an extra piece of evidence and makes things difficult. literally calls them the try hard of the ghost community.
larry probably pulls pranks on everyone (travis). always dragging you into his pranks, sometimes pulling small one over you. larry just gets a good laugh at spooking everyone, claiming he's just "keeping you on your toes."
the ghost is always after him and travis. like, they always have it out for them. during ghost events, you could be standing right in front of it and the ghost would sidestep you and chase after them instead. everyone always pokes fun at it. secretly make sure to keep a crucifix on you at all times for him, just in case.
never leave larry alone with cursed items. he will use them without a second thought.
"and i pulled death." "you pulled what?" "death." "please, tell me you aren't using the cards." "..." "larry..." incoherent ghost noises
larry will bet on things. he would put money on what the ghost is. he will bet on chores, and such, and somehow, he always calls things. claims it's just luck, but after so many times everyone grows skeptical. he's always so lucky with the bets. probably the luckiest member out of the group.
larry is always throwing hands with travis. they can never, and i mean never be on the same page. the only time they are is during a hunt. you have to keep the peace.
...
if you chose travis, please be patient, he is trying. travis knows a lot about ghost, and the occult, but not about teamwork. at first, he will deny he needs a partner. it isn't until he gets the scare of his life, and you have to deter the ghost will he even consider it.
always cursing out the ghost once they are in some scary shit. he will go feral. please keep him in check.
ghost breaks the lightbulb above him "you piece of shi-" "travis, buddy, pal, friend, chum, i think it's hunting." "..." "..." "bitch."
travis keeps a tough front but will get anxious. he can deny it all he wants, but he sticks a bit closer to you, making sure to keep his flashlight on at all times, including in bright lights.
if it isn't larry getting targeted, it's him. can't explain the thought process. travis is always mumbling curses under his breath when the ghost is hunting. travis will claim he will use you as a human shield, but he doesn't. literally all his threats are empty threats. he will deny everything though. claims he didn't have the time, or something along those lines.
he oddly knows his stuff. very smart in this field of work, but 'hates' being praised for his knowledge. he brags a bit about it, only with you though.
you make travis open up a bit, he's nicer with everyone. you're not really scared of him, scolding him before he has a chance to say anything bad, or offensive to the group.
he doesn't join in any pranks, or walkie talkie jokes. he is the designated buzz kill. though, one time he did make a joke during an event. literally made you promise not to tell. blames all of you.
"make sure to take the picture of those bones. over." "wilco, taking picture now. over...wait"
always gets mad when your 'stupid' rubs off on him. but in all, he does want to make sure your safe. can't have your stupid get you in trouble, can he? he's stuck with you. (he actually isn't he just says he is cause he likes being your buddy.)
e/n: i only wrote for sal, larry, and travis cause it's going on 3am, and i'm eating shrimp stir-fry. i might do a part two, or something similar. thank you for reading :) (the beta reader is my brother{s} sue me) beta reader note: funni funni haha
sal with an internet famous gf!! like a conventionally attractive 2000's emo that's popular online :)
Oh.my.fuck. HELLO??? YES???? As an emo, i salute this.
𝐒𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟎𝐬 𝐞𝐦𝐨 𝐠𝐟<𝟑𝟑
⚠️Warnings⚠️: cussing, reader is female

(@/emobunnynya on ig<3)
First of all, Sal didnt know how the FUCK he pulled you
Like, you’re so gorgeous?? And ur style???? And ur super popular online???????
At first, he didnt know you were famous. But then, when you gave him your instagram and tiktok, HOLY SHITBALLS.
He was fuckin blown away
Like, bro legitimately doesn’t go on his socials a lot, so he had no clue you were known by so many people
Whenever he sees your story, hes like “aww my little emo girlfriend 🥰🥰”
And when he saw he was on your close friends??? Oh my.
You wont hear the last of it
He also LOVES when you do videos tgt
He lets you dress him up in your skirts and does dances with you
When anyone is in your comments making fun of him covering his face, you immediately remove them as a follower and block them
People in ur comments all “he doesnt deserve her lmao💀” “LMFAOOO why is bro wearing a mask💀” “bro covers his face” and shit like that
When you do videos together, his favorite one to do with you was the lipstick trend
He was so mesmerized when you would re-apply your lipstick just to kiss his prosthetic again (probably doesn’t take off the kisses)
When the camera panned to him, you couldn’t really tell his expression, but you could see his eyes squinting, meaning he was smiling
Your followers (who loved your guys’ relationship) were all “THE WAY HE SMILES AT HERR😭” “yall are so cute omfg” “The kisses on the mask OMFGGG<333” shit your followers say
He also doesn’t mind getting recognized in public, when your both together and alone.
He gets nervous when he’s by himself and he sees a fan walking towards him wanting to take a picture
He’s lucky when you’re with him tho, he doesn’t mind taking pics with a fan if its with you <333
jealous slashers~!✧
With Michael, Brahms, Jason, Billy Loomis, Stu Macher, Vincent Sinclair, Bo Sinclair, Lester Sinclair, Thomas Sawyer, Sal Fisher, & Patrick Bateman
tags: gn!reader, jealousy, creepy men, unwanted attention/touching, uggestive and mature themes, gore/blood, violence, canon typical behavior, billy x reader x stu poly, rob zombie!mikey, I know Sal isn't exactly a slasher but he's my baby and needs to be included
Alexa, play Love to Die by the Slashstreet Boys

Michael
Rest in Peace to the poor, stupid man who thought it'd be a good idea to mess with the Shape's partner, and Michael had witnessed it all. How this man shoves you into an empty alleyway, the clatter of your groceries falling. The guy doesn't get much more than a few bruises and claw marks when Michael's knife slices through the back of the man's throat, protruding from the other end in a splash of blood. The Shape watches you wipe your bloody face off, not doing much but picking up three of your four fallen bags and tugging you into his side.
Brahms
Absolutely not. Brahms is fuckin' seething from his safe space sheltered behind the walls. Heavy breathing muffled by the porcelain mask, he watches with wild eyes as some idiot decides to break into the mansion whilst you were sleeping, and proceeds to hold you at knifepoint, effectively pinning you to the bed in what little nightclothes you wore. The unwanted guest and you are certainly going to know when Brahms is upset. There's banging on the walls coming from every direction that leaves the would-be burglar panicked and you slightly more comfortable.
"You're not allowed to be here," comes the eerily childlike voice Brahms has perfected. He crawls his way out from behind the large antique mirror. "I'll make sure you never come near them again." With a sudden slam, Brahms downs the intruder with a lead pipe repeatedly bashing the object until all that remains was brain matter and gooey blood. He drops the pipe with a huff and collects you into his arms, the cool porcelain biting onto the heat of your chest.
Jason
As the protector of the surrounding forest, Jason is always watching. He's omnipotent, he sees all. He seems to know where people are at all times and he can sense when you're in distress. Your shared cabin door left ajar sends his blood boiling and his heavy footfall increasing as he approaches your home. Barging in, Jason's pale eyes lock onto you and your assailant holding you by the throat. His thunderous steps are quick, slicing through the man with his machete and proceeds to lift him up while still pierced with the blade. The man gurgles, arms weakly reaching behind him in attempts to claw at Jason. All attempts were futile. He tossed the body to the side before he gently frets over you, his large hands soothing the fingerprints tarnishing your throat.
Billy & Stu
Rather snake-like the two will wrap themselves around you (they adore your personal space) and stare down whoever else demands your attention. Billy's arm hooks around your waist and Stu wraps himself around your shoulder, tilting your chin up with a single finger. "Is this guy bothering you, baby?" Looking like a shark that's tasted blood in the water, Billy's eyes grow more wild. He's already making a mental note of who and where this guy lives. The guy raised his hands in defense backing down the more the two stared at him, walking off completely.
"We're gonna take care of him, doll," Billy promises, kissing your cheek. Stu cackles lightly, tongue sticking out. They would strike tonight.
Vincent
There's no one Vincent trusts more to watch over you when he can't than his own two brothers. He had his hands full, turning Dalton and Wade into wax people. Nick and Carly were proving to be hard to get a hold of and there was still another tourist that needed to be taken care of.
But then Bo is telling him that the person escaped and he doesn't know where you were. His two worst fears confirmed. Vincent is soon on a wild hunt, trying to find you anywhere with Bo hot on his heels. He soon locates you, passed out with a bit of blood on your head. Your eyes slowly open as he touches your cheek, catching you as you wobble into his warm embrace. He shares a look with Bo who nods.
"I've got you, brother. Keep them here with ya. Wait til I'm back, ya hear?"
Bo
Out in public, he's all cordial and kind smiles. Especially if this is an intended victim. Some random person putting the moves on his partner is a huge no-no and one Bo doesn't take lightly. That person just warranted themselves a for sure death sentence and Bo isn't feeling too kind, so perhaps he'll drag things out, yeah? Touch what's his and you got what's comin' to ya.
"Can I see, baby? That bastard leave any marks on ya?" Bo strokes your shoulders, blue eyes drifting over your frame like water. He has every intention of marking every place that person touched, no matter if you tell Bo the guy only grabbed your arm. Once he has his mind set on something, he's gonna do it.
Lester
Unlike his older twin brothers, Lester is actually pretty chill. Especially in comparison to Bo. He doesn't think much of the people he's helping get into Ambrose knowing full well it's their final destination and Vincent and Bo will take care of things as they always have. What he doesn't like is some dude making a pass at you right in front of him. Can't he see the engagement ring on your finger? It leaves a sour taste in his mouth, watching with narrowed eyes as the small group heads towards the mechanic shop in search of a fan belt.
A familiar hand on his arm calms him down instantly. He turns to you and musters a weak smile as your hands slide around his torso from behind, leaning your cheek on his shoulder. "Y'alright?" Lester nods too quickly and unconvincingly, giving you a quick kiss. "Yeah, darl', always."
Thomas
Your partner is not unlike a bear, watching with wild eyes as one of Hoyt's new catches clasps onto you, their nails digging into your arms, and pinning you to the barbed fence. The cry of pain you let out has Tommy barreling towards you, chainsaw revving to life. A deep snarl echoes behind his mask and he wastes no time cutting down the poor soul with a single swipe of his motorized saw. Tommy turns it off and picks you up in his large arms as gently as he can. With his masked cheek leaning against yours, he carries you back towards the house. Mama Luda Mae will take a good look at you.
Sal Fisher
Honestly Sal isn't one to get jealous. He's pretty level-headed and understanding in most situations. He respects your choices and he's not gonna step on any toes or do anything drastic; Sal isn't a monster. However, if he sees some guy make a creepy pass at you and clearly overstep your boundaries, he won't hesitate to swoop in, looping his arm around your shoulders. His sharp blue eyes staring at the man from behind his prosthetic mask.
"Do we have a problem here?" His voice is cold, lacking any interest in what excuse the man finds. Sal's main focus will be on you, rubbing gentle, soothing circles into your skin. His main priority is to get you away from this sicko and would totally call in reinforcements from his brother Larry if need be.
Patrick
A jealous Patrick Bateman isn't a good scenario for anyone. Especially not with his deteriorating mental state. He trusts you explicitly, with his thoughts, ideas, and recreational hobbies that most would find distasteful. So when a colleague of his gets too big for his britches and unabashedly begins to flirt with you in his presence, Patrick finds it difficult to keep his boiling bloodlust at bay. The heat of his anger is getting to his head, the fierce emotions only swelling well it's clear how uncomfortable you look in that man's company. He must see to put an end to him quickly.
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"Are you alright, my darling? That man surely didn't know his place, did he?" Patrick places a hand at your back, guiding you out of the office party. "Let's get you home and into a nice hot bath, hmm? I'd rather not taste that swine on your lovely skin."

can i request sally face relationship headcanons maybe??
sally face fandom is sooo dead:(
sally face realtionship hc's!!!!
i dont write this kind of stuff usually but i actually had a lot of fun with this ^___^ i hope its everything u hoped for 🙏🙏

sal:
•his love language is quality time, he loves spending time with you even if youre just doing nothing together
•your presence is very comforting to him
•isnt physically affectionate unless he knows youre 100% okay with it
•once he gets comfortable around you he will not let go he loves cuddling
•your dates are more lowkey like playing video games or having movie nights
•writes little songs for you and plays them on his guitar
•the best listener, you can yap all day and you will have his full undivided attention
•you can feel the shift in his behavior when hes in public with you vs being alone with you. he can let his guard down when its just the 2 of you
•communicating is hard for him but he is very understanding
•has a lot of deep conversations with you
•at night especially is when he opens up most, and you find it really endearing
•he has insomnia so sometimes you stay up all night talking or doing other things
•he loves how good you are with gizmo, hes basically your child
•gets so flustered when you make eye contact with him so naturally because hes insecure and sensitive about his face
•your acceptance of him means a lot to him
•literally melts when you play with his hair or scratch his head
•has abandonment issues and often worries hes not doing enough but you do your best to reassure him
•he can also be really clingy but he knows when to give you your space
•gives you really meaningful obscure compliments constantly, he finds all your “imperfections” beautiful
larry:
•very loving but also likes to mess with you and is such a tease
•will randomly come up behind you and pick you up when you least expect it
•he loves playing with your hair, especially when youre in bed together he’ll run his fingers through it until you fall asleep
•takes you to all of his secret hangout spots around nockfell for smoke seshes and picnics
•although he can be intense sometimes, hes really gentle with you and knows how to calm you down when youre overwhelmed
•loves getting you little gifts when you least expect it
•he frequently invites you over for painting dates
•also treehouse dates!!!!
•falling asleep up there and getting to watch the sunrise together
•PLEASE steal his clothes he loves that shit
•especially when you give them back and they smell like you
•taking you to concerts and shows is like his favorite thing ever
•not afraid to show affection with you in public
•you're his and everyone needs to know
•when he gets comfortable you get to see a different side of him
•hes usually loud and silly and annoying but he has an emotional and vulnerable side that only you really get to see
•acts of service are his love language fs, he cooks and cleans for you all the time
•hes definitely the jealous type
•someone complimenting you is fine, but if he catches someone flirting with you hes throwing hands
•sharing music with you is his favorite past time
•picking up cd’s from the music store and blasting them on his stereo together
•or on public transport where each of you has an earbud in
•lisa LOVES you and is always so welcoming whenever you come to stay with larry
•makes special burned cd mixes for you and labels them with sharpie and doodles little things on them
ash:
•you are her entire world she cannot be away from you for more than 5 minutes
•thinks your eyes are really pretty and you catch her staring into them every so often
•makes really heartfelt handmade gifts for you (like one of her “little dudes”)
•tries to make you laugh when youre sad
•it works like 99% of the time
•takes you everywhere on her motorcycle
•“hop on loser, we’re going to mcdonald's”
•takes a lot of pictures of you together and hangs them up on her wall
•can always sense when something is wrong and always knows how to make you feel better
•writes you little love letters every so often so you never forget how she feels about you
•will beg and pleade to let her do your makeup
•its mostly just an excuse to get close to you and get to sit on your lap :3
•also loves styling you in different outfits even if you dont wear them out, youre like her own personal model
•has like 20 different nicknames for you
todd:
•he smells sooooo good
•like pine and cedar wood 🤤🤤🤤🤤
•and dont get me started on his hair
•its so fluffy and smells amazing he loves when you run your fingers through his curls
•loves taking you out and spoiling you because you deserve it
•so chill and easy to communicate with, your comfort and happiness is his number one priority
•very protective over you but he tries not to be overbearing
•talks about you to literally everyone when youre not around
•remembers all the little details about you that you would expect him to forget
•the biggest nerd ever and loves yapping at things he likes, but he loves hearing you talk about your interests even more
•if you get obsessed with something like a video game or tv show he will not rest until you get him into it too
•if you crash at his place, expect breakfast in bed
•if youve had a bad day hes there to pamper you and give you everything you need
•“i got you this cuz it made me think of you” as he holds out a rock in his hand
•seems really serious and intimidating but youd be surprised
•hes such a dork when you get to know him
•drives you around literally everywhere, he loves traveling with you with the windows down and the radio blaring

🎭 Sal Fisher 🎭 Headcanons

🎭When Sal decided to finally show you his face, he was so nervous you wouldn't love him anymore, but instead the first thing you did was kiss him on his lips. He started crying. (Aw baby 🥺)
🎭Sal isn't really comfortable with pda, and that may be because he doesn't want anyone staring, but he does hold pinkys with you most of the time and maybe hold hands.
🎭Every single time you give him a kiss, like anywhere, he gets flustered, and when he gives you kisses he's pretty shy about it.
🎭YOU, Sal, Larry, and Ash are ride or dies for eachother, if someone has a problem with one of you they can kiss your asses cause they can't do shit about it.
🎭Sal can't even comprehend how you two got together, it just happened. You're the one that said something, you've been friends for so long, and you two hang out in his room a lot. One day you said out of nowhere, "You know I love you right? Like more than a best friend".
🎭 Sal's heart had never beated so loud it filled his entire head. Hearing those words felt so good. All he could do was stare at you.
🎭After that was a blure but all you two could say is that you took it slow.
🎭Dates with Sal are pretty chill, most of the time you two walk to a convenience store to get snacks and go back and watch a movie or talk about stuff. Rarely you two sit out the front of the convenience store and listen to music.
(I love Sal so much 🥺💕 how can you not?)
🎶𝕾𝖆𝖑 𝕱𝖎𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖝 ℜ𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔯 🎶

𝙳𝚊𝚢 1:
𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚝 𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚢, 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗. 𝙸 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚞𝚙 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚒𝚏 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝙸'𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚍𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜. 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚝. 𝙸 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚠. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚠 𝚂𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎. 𝙷𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚎𝚢𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚝. 𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖. 𝙽𝚎𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚠𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗. 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚛𝚢. "𝙷𝚎𝚢 𝚂𝚊𝚕" 𝙸 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚞𝚙 𝚊 𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚎, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚢. "𝙷𝚒" 𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚊 𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕. 𝙷𝚒𝚖 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝙸 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚝. 𝙷𝚎'𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎. 𝙷𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚗𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚋𝚢 𝚗𝚘𝚠. "𝙸 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞" 𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍. 𝙸 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚊 𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐. "𝙸 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘𝚘" 𝙷𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚍. 𝙽𝚎𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚞𝚜 𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚢. "𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐?" 𝙷𝚎 𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚍. "𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗" 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚎 𝙸 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕. "𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚜, 𝚒𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚜 𝚍𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙" "𝙸 𝚐𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎" 𝙷𝚎'𝚜 𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚌, 𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚖𝚗 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚖. 𝙺𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚖. 𝚂𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎.
𝙳𝚊𝚢 14... 𝙳𝚊𝚢 24... 𝙳𝚊𝚢 28 ᗪᗩY 37: 𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚎. 𝙱𝚞𝚝. . . 𝙽𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚊𝚢. 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎, 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛. 𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚊 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚊𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍, 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝙸'𝚍 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖. 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚗𝚘 𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕. *𝘙𝘪𝘯𝘨* *𝘙𝘪𝘯𝘨* *𝘙𝘪𝘯𝘨* ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵃⁿˢʷᵉʳ ⁱᵗ "H҉e҉l҉l҉o҉" ᵈᵃᵐⁿⁱᵗ "H҉e҉l҉l҉o҉ i҉s҉ t҉h҉i҉s҉ [N҉a҉m҉e҉] [F҉i҉s҉h҉e҉r҉]?" ˢᵗᵒᵖ "Y̑̈ȇ̈s̑̈ t̑̈h̑̈ȋ̈s̑̈ ȋ̈s̑̈ t̑̈h̑̈ȇ̈m̑̈ s̑̈p̑̈ȇ̈ȃ̈k̑̈ȋ̈n̑̈g̑̈" ᵉⁿᵒᵘᵍʰ "Ȋ̈'m̑̈ s̑̈ȏ̈ȓ̈ȓ̈y̑̈ t̑̈ȏ̈ ȋ̈n̑̈f̑̈ȏ̈ȓ̈m̑̈ y̑̈ȏ̈ȗ̈ b̑̈ȗ̈t̑̈ y̑̈ȏ̈ȗ̈'ȓ̈ȇ̈ h̑̈ȗ̈s̑̈b̑̈ȃ̈n̑̈d̑̈ S̑̈ȃ̈l̑̈ F̑̈ȋ̈s̑̈h̑̈ȇ̈ȓ̈ h̑̈ȃ̈s̑̈ b̑̈ȇ̈ȇ̈n̑̈ s̑̈ȇ̈n̑̈t̑̈ȇ̈n̑̈c̑̈ȇ̈d̑̈ t̑̈ȏ̈ t̑̈h̑̈ȇ̈ D̸e̸a̸t̸h̸ P̸e̸n̸a̸l̸t̸y̸ 𝕥𝕠𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕨 𝕒𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕟 6:33𝕡𝕞" ʷʰʸ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʷʰʸ 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚝 𝚜𝚘 𝚗𝚞𝚖𝚋. 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚢, 𝚜𝚘 𝙸 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚙. 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖. 𝚃𝚘 𝚌𝚛𝚢. 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝙸 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖. 𝙸 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚝 𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙. 𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝙼𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜. 𝚂𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸𝚝 𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚖𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚒𝚝. ᵈᵃʸ 38 𝙽𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗, 2004 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚞𝚙. 𝙶𝚎𝚝 𝚞𝚙. 𝙸 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚞𝚙. 𝙸 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚞𝚜𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚝 𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛. 𝙸 𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗. 𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚝 𝚜𝚘 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚎𝚝. 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 '𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠'. 𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚝. 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍. 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚠 𝚑𝚒𝚖. 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚜 𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖. 𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎. 𝙾𝚞𝚛 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛. 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚏 𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚛 𝚗𝚘𝚝. . . . . . . . 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝. 𝚂𝚊𝚕 𝚔𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 . . . 𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚒𝚝 happening.
I'm so sorry, Sal.
𝙳𝚊𝚢 1: 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝 For 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚗, I'm sorry I disappointed you.
I feel so pathetic now. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚐𝚗𝚒𝚣𝚎 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎. 𝙸 𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙.
Barely eat.
𝙸 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚢 𝚞𝚙 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 ceiling,
blaming myself. And when 𝚍𝚘 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝙸 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚑𝚘𝚠. 𝚂𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚐𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝙸 am now, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚞𝚕𝚝. 𝙸'𝚖 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐 anymore. 𝙸 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 alive 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍. A𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚍𝚘 𝚒𝚜 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚏 𝚠𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘.
{𝓐/𝓝: H̥ͦe̥ͦl̥ͦl̥ͦo̥ͦ m̥ͦy̥ͦ f̥ͦr̥ͦi̥ͦe̥ͦn̥ͦd̥ͦs̥ͦ, T͜͡h͜͡i͜͡s͜͡ t͜͡o͜͡o͜͡k͜͡ m͜͡e͜͡ a͜͡ w͜͡h͜͡i͜͡l͜͡e͜͡ t͜͡o͜͡ w͜͡r͜͡i͜͡t͜͡e͜͡ b͜͡u͜͡t͜͡ I͜͡ h͜͡o͜͡p͜͡e͜͡ y͜͡o͜͡u͜͡ e͜͡n͜͡j͜͡o͜͡y͜͡e͜͡d͜͡ i͜͡t͜͡. I͜͡'m͜͡ s͜͡o͜͡r͜͡r͜͡y͜͡ t͜͡o͜͡ t͜͡h͜͡e͜͡ p͜͡e͜͡r͜͡s͜͡o͜͡n͜͡ t͜͡h͜͡a͜͡t͜͡ r͜͡e͜͡q͜͡u͜͡e͜͡s͜͡t͜͡e͜͡d͜͡ t͜͡h͜͡i͜͡s͜͡, i͜͡f͜͡ i͜͡t͜͡ w͜͡a͜͡s͜͡n͜͡'t͜͡ r͜͡e͜͡a͜͡l͜͡l͜͡y͜͡ w͜͡h͜͡a͜͡t͜͡ y͜͡o͜͡u͜͡ a͜͡s͜͡k͜͡e͜͡d͜͡ f͜͡o͜͡r͜͡. I͜͡ t͜͡r͜͡i͜͡e͜͡d͜͡ m͜͡y͜͡ b͜͡e͜͡s͜͡t͜͡.
T͜͡h͜͡e͜͡ r͜͡e͜͡q͜͡u͜͡e͜͡s͜͡t͜͡ i͜͡s͜͡ o͜͡n͜͡ m͜͡y͜͡ p͜͡r͜͡e͜͡v͜͡i͜͡o͜͡u͜͡s͜͡ p͜͡o͜͡s͜͡t͜͡. I͜͡f͜͡ y͜͡o͜͡u͜͡ h͜͡a͜͡v͜͡e͜͡ m͜͡o͜͡r͜͡e͜͡ f͜͡o͜͡r͜͡ m͜͡e͜͡ f͜͡e͜͡e͜͡l͜͡ f͜͡r͜͡e͜͡e͜͡, b͜͡u͜͡t͜͡ m͜͡a͜͡k͜͡e͜͡ s͜͡u͜͡r͜͡e͜͡ t͜͡o͜͡ r͜͡e͜͡a͜͡d͜͡ m͜͡y͜͡ r͜͡u͜͡l͜͡e͜͡s͜͡ f͜͡i͜͡r͜͡s͜͡t͜͡.
T͜͡h͜͡a͜͡n͜͡k͜͡ y͜͡o͜͡u͜͡ f͜͡o͜͡r͜͡ r͜͡e͜͡a͜͡d͜͡i͜͡n͜͡g͜͡,
❦︎ 𓂀S͜͡l͜͡e͜͡e͜͡p͜͡ w͜͡e͜͡l͜͡l͜͡.𓂀 ❦︎}
INCORRECT QUOTES 🎭Sally Face🎭 w/ READER
Sal: Look, it's simple all you have to say is, "HI, I took a blood test and I wanted my results back?" Got it?
Introvert [NAME], letting the phone ring: *Nods*
Nurse: Hello, can I help you?
Introvert [NAME], nervous: . . . I want my blood back. *hangs up*
Sal: 😐😑😐 Jesus christ
{A/N: This incorrect quote was inspired by thomas sander, I think I said his name right. Do you think Sal would have been the one to be nervous. Let me know. 😁}
I feel like Sal would be an awkward yet loving and caring significant other. He'd most likely be overprotective too
If someone denies that Sal Fisher does not like his nails painted different colours, that's okay we have different opinions. He loves it when his s/o paints his nails different colours (black, pink, etc.) 🎭💙
Inmate Sal x f!reader ~ PenPal (HC's)
18+/CW: SFW with a dash of NSFW. PenPal turned Romantic. Reader is female and of age (adult).
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This is something I thought of and I'm hoping it doesn't turn out awful. I know that no one's perfect when it comes to writing anything but.. *exhale* here we go.
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✯ (How it Started): You're close friend had told you about inmate penpal's, they would read you their letters of what their penpal would write and it sparked an interest if you wanting to have a penpal.
✯ After getting set up and registering for a penpal, to your luck you manage to get Sal. It started off as (surprisingly) friendly back and forth conversation. It felt as if you were talking with an old friend you haven't seen in years, you would write Sal about your day, what you plans you had, college and other normie things. Sal would write to you about his day and what goes on in prison. (ex: riots, stabbings, etc.) The usual of what happens in a prison.
✯ You would eventually send Sal a photo of yourself after some time of talking and getting to know each other via letters, you slipped your photo in with the most recent letter you sent off to him. Once he got that letter and opened it, seeing your gorgeous face.. something changed in him.
✯ Sal was infatuated with you. Truth behold.. Sal was starting to gain feelings for you, strong romantic and sexual feelings. To admit, there were a few times Sal beat his cock silly to the photo of you, he felt shame afterwards, perverted too. He would imagine that it was you on your hands and knees, sucking his thick cock, taking it as deep as it would go down your tiny throat. The things he wanted to do to you... and you didn't even know it. Yet.
✯ Sal would manage to send a photo of himself to you (making a trade with another inmate), he would also slip his photo into his recent letter he sent off to you. Once you got it, you got to see him. Yes, you've seen mugshots of him before but that was along time ago and this was recent. He was.. handsome, he looked quite mysterious. His prosthetic made you feel.. tingly. You wanted to see more of him, especially his face. That would be asking for too much.
✯ The both you would still have conversations but there would also be.. "interesting" conversation. You would engage first with the explicit talk: "I have to be honest Sal.. I played with myself to your photo. I really want you inside of me, I really.. just want you to break me til' I'm unable to walk or form a sentence." You wrote in one letter. In return, Sal would praise you, call you his "good girl", his. Only his.
. . "You make me go feral inside of my cell. You're all I can think about, day and night, princess. I really want to feel your skin, you look so soft." . .
. . "In the showers when I'm alone. All I can think about is wanting to shower with you, our bare skin pressed together as we get each other clean." . .
. . "How are you doing today, princess? Did you remember to eat today? How were your finals today, too? I hope you did your best on it, you're my smart girl." . .
✯ I forgot to mention: Aside from the usual conversation and sexual talk/teasing of each other. Sal would regularly make sure you were eating, making your bed, brushing your teeth, just overall genuinely caring about you. Sal doesn't see you as his "little fuck toy" he sees you as his princess. His precious girl to care for you, he desperately wishes he wasn't behind bars so he can be with you. Sal has never felt this way in a long time with anyone, he's been through so much. Sal is quite surprised you feel the same way towards him.
✯ Being in love with an inmate and yes, a murderer despite him not having a choice. You loved the man, you shared personal things with him, shared many things with him actually. If only there was a way to get him out, to get him his freedom he deserved so badly.
✯ In your recent letters, you and Sal scheduled a meetup at Nockfell Prison. You two would finally see each other face-to-face for the first time. It made the both your hearts beat and flutter like there was no tomorrow, he had so much to tell you and you, the same. You'd finally be able to see his beautiful face (even if it's his prosthetic). It was a face you'd grow to love.
... Bonus!!🎉 (18+) 🥵
✯ Remember how you and Sal would send each other photos yourselves? Well, yes, the both of you would send naughty pictures to each other too.
✯ Sal loved when you would send photos of your naked body. He yearned to touch your curves, feel your breasts and squeeze them in his large hands. He wanted to feel every inch of you.
✯ I do think at one point Sal had manage to photograph his cock (a dick pic lol) and when you saw the image - THIS MAN IS HUNG. You always wondered how big or what it looked like but, the guy is big (8inches).
✯ Ah sending each other naughty pics was what got both of you through your days. Sal made a private folder (somehow) of all the naked/lewd pics of you, his girl. His little shrine~
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Phew! I hope I did good at writing this, this was all off the top of my head but I really wanted to write a penpal turned romantic type of thing, I guess? If you all want more or wanna ask questions (it can be SFW/NSFW questions)
Reblogs are greatly appreciated ❤️
Inbox is Open - 24/7 - SFW/NSFW Asks/Questions are Allowed ❤️
- Aki✯
CW: NSFW (18+) // Sally Face (18+):
[ I need to respond to old asks in my inbox. I apologize deeply, please send me some asks to my inbox, I feel like writing smut or fluff with Sal ]
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imagine having to be stuck in a room all alone with the infamous "Sally Face killer". just imagine Sal towering over your short figure whilst shoving you against the wall behind you, slowly lifting up your skirt with his large cuffed hands, feeling you up in the process. Sal managing to slip his hand inside your panties to play with your soaked cunt, his fingers are too big for your sopping little pussy to handle as he finger fucks you but you take it like a good girl. his good girl. Sal would also have you ride his fat cock like your life depended on it, he loves watching you bounce up and down on his cock, desperately chasing your release. you love when he pushes you off just so he can slam his cock back in your tiny cunt and in the missionary position too. you loved seeing his eyes lock with yours, wishing to also have locked lips with his, his prosthetic blocking the way sadly. Sal would literally beat your poor pussy up with his fat cock until he was shooting ropes of his hot sticky cum inside of your unprotected womb.
maybe, just maybe.. if you guys are up for round two, he'll cum down that little throat of yours too. his little treat for his special girl.
Thoughts on Sal breeding?
Hello anon!
I deeply apologize for not answering this ask, like.. at all. I can reassure I wasn't ignoring, I don't often check my inbox but.. I'll be doing that from now on. I'll try my best with this too, again.. I'm not great at writing 😅
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CW: NSFW (18+): Breeding // Sally Face (18+)
[ Sal Fisher in this is 22, the age he was in the trial, so obviously an adult. I always use adult characters when writing nsfw ]
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- I believe our blue haired man would be into breeding.
- Sal loves the thought of a mini version of you and him running around the house you both live in with Neil, Todd and Larry. It puts a smile on Sal's face, despite his face being covered with his mask.
- Yes, you and Sal share a bedroom together.
- Sal loves the thought of abusing your tiny cunt with his fat cock for hours just to drain everything he's got in your unprotected womb, filling you up nice and full with his cum.
- Sal is usually a very gentle and soft lover when it comes to making love with you but.. the guy does like to be rough from time to time. Ever since the man discovered his breeding kink.. he gets into it.
- Sal will definitely beg for you to let him get you pregnant, he'll beg for it while he's balls deep inside your pussy: "p-please.. PLEASE baby.. l-let me cum inside! ngh! let me be a daddy - ahh!"
- Of course you just have to let him cum inside, you can't just not let him! He's literally begging for you to let him cum inside your pussy, yes, you're very into being bred as well.
- Whenever you and Sal have sex, I like to think that Sal would fuck you in any position whether that be: doggy style or cowgirl. Sal would always finish off your lovemaking with missionary.. for obvious reasons.
- Just throwing this in there: Sal loves pulling your hair, slapping your ass/cunt whenever he pulls out for a second and shoving his long fingers in that pretty little mouth of yours just to make you suck on his fingers as he thrusts hard and fast inside you. Sal also likes whenever you yank on his hair while he's pounding your tight cunt.
- I also like to think after the two of you are finished, Sal would quite literally push your knees up to your chest so his cum won't leak out from your abused and battered cunt.
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So.. overall my thoughts on Sal breeding is a yes, he'd definitely have a breeding kink. I hope you enjoy this long awaited answer - I apologize once again!
a wholesome thought this morning:
Sal spending the holidays with you. The two of you bundled up in nice warm blankets, snuggled up next to each other, perhaps you resting your head on Sal's chest. You and Sal would watch holiday films together, his favorite to watch with you is Edward Shovelhands. I like to think you two would bake tasty treats: cookies, brownies, cakes, etc. Sal just loves being with you this time of year, scratch that.. this man loves being with you everyday of his life.
Warning: NSFW (18+):
Alright, y'know how I've drawn Sal beefed up well.. I do like the idea of that's him in an alternate universe where he's released from prison and he's done some MAJOR changes like.. DAYUM, my man was spending his time working out or he just really got into weight training in college (I've done weight training classes before heh).
But.. hear me out on this one:
Beefy Sal holding down his s/o while he pounds into them. Beefy Sal holding you in a full nelson, making you take him in a reverse cowgirl or regular or him holding you against while he goes to town inside you. If you have guests over in the other room, not to worry! Sal would cover your mouth with his hand, such a thoughtful guy.
✯Bonus: Beefy Sal has you ride him and while riding him you squeeze his muscular tits, I'll leave it up to you on whether he loves it or not, heh~
I'm gonna share my personal opinion on Sal as a dominant partner.
Sal is a very awkward guy, however I personally see Sal as a soft dominant that can get a bit rough at times. I think it's fine if some fic writers wish to depict our prosthetic wearing man however they want, hopefully not in the worst way. I've obviously written smut of Sal being rough when it comes to sexual intercourse with the reader, I genuinely think Sal would be a bit shy at first but I think if his s/o like.. wanted to try it rough, I think Sal wouldn't mind trying out some rough sex with his s/o and I think he'd feel okay knowing they're okay with this too, if that makes sense? I can understand why most people wouldn't agree with this depiction of Sal, I respect that, the reason I'm making this post is to justify my posts of Sal Fisher.
In my opinion:
Despite my writings so far, whether some Sal Fisher simps like my writings or not. I'm gonna continue writing whatever I please. If you want my thoughts, I think Sal would be a kind, gentle and supportive lover to his s/o. I think Sal would be the dominant partner in his relationship with his s/o and in the best ways too. Sal would make sure his s/o takes care of themselves too like reminding them to hydrate, brush their teeth, getting enough rest, etc. and he'd reward them with affection (ex: kisses, snuggles, etc). Of course, Sal will always give affection to his s/o any way. Sal would do anything for his s/o regardless of anything.
When it comes to sex, I think Sal (again) is a soft dominant guy in the bed, he'd be very attentive to his s/o's needs while they're making love. Yes, I do think (as I've said before in this post) he can get rough, maybe homeboy feels good and he wants to make his s/o feel good too, man. I do know my writings don't make what I'm saying look good but hey.. don't judge me. I will be writing some soft sex with soft dominant Sal, I just like writing him how I.. I guess vision he would be or something like that? I respect if people don't agree with me or necessarily enjoy how I write Sal in my works so far.
My goofy goober ass is just thirsty but I also wanted to share some hot and steamy stuff ft. my handsome prosthetic wearing husband. I will continue writing stuff like that but I'm going to be working on some other stuff involving Sal, I'll also try to work on stuff from my inbox's. I promise y'all I'm not ignoring the asks, I often forget to check my inbox plus I'm also just busy with work and I'm extremely exhausted. Aside from writing same with art, I've been exhausted due to work.
I'm also not being rude I genuinely just wanted to write/share something so y'all don't think I'm fucking dead.
Just found you and I love your writing so much! But it got me thinking! Sal with a teasing and cheeky s/o that just enjoy and think is cute he getting all flustered and shy ? Like, whispering/moaning against his ear, using clothing that he likes on them ( reveling or not, you choose), bending over, making flirty/suggestive jokes to him and then just enjoying he getting all hot a bother from that. Thank you alot!
warnings: nsfw
Sal was a patient guy. There wasn't a lot that phased him too much. He'd talked to ghosts, he could take some teasing. Coincidentally, his significant other happened to be especially flirty.
He had met you two years ago by chance. As luck would have it, you two had the same exact coffee order. He ended up grabbing yours, you ended up snatching it out of his hands when you saw your name peeking out on the sticker, he had basically jumped out of his skin as you cried about how tired you were from cramming, and he had offered to buy you more shots of espresso. As it turned out, you were a lot more pleasant when fully rested. You two went out for a coffee date a few days later, and it just kind of clicked from there. His mellow personality seemed to meld well with your more mischievous one. You didn't have a problem standing up for him when someone made a rude comment about his appearance, and Sal found that you and Larry made for an interesting duo.
When the two of you were in the comfort of your own home, you'd tease Sal relentlessly. A lot of the times, he'd simply chuckle and place a kiss on your cheek. Sometimes though, if the time was right, he'd be a bit more assertive.
You knew just what he liked. He liked those socks that went all the way up to your thighs, paired with those spandex-like shorts that was basically a silhouette for your ass. You had waltzed into the living room wearing just that and climbed on top of him, staring at him face-to-face as you straddled his waist. He had put down the game he was playing and gulped. Twirling a strand of his blue hair in between your fingers, you leaned down to plant a feathery kiss to his neck. Your hands had made their way down to his black sweater, lifting it up just barely and running your hands over his sides.
His eyes were darting, unsure of where to look. By now, you could definitely feel how hard he was beneath you. But when you looked at him like that, what were you expecting? You pulled away, as if you were staring at your handiwork. He had already gotten so nervous, hands fidgeting, unsure of where to put them. He could barely maintain eye contact, and he was licking his lips periodically.
"You're so cute, Sal," you purred, kissing his lips sweetly before standing. Before you could even get off of the couch, Sal had twisted his body to pin you down beneath him. His hands held your wrists above your head, and his hair was almost long enough to tickle your face as he looked down at you.
"You always..." he took a deep breath, eyes hardening. "You always do this. What are you wanting? When you do that?" He didn't wait for a response, instead biting harshly at your neck and pulling your pants down low enough to expose you. He pulled them off, throwing them to the ground.
Sal, in terms of oral sex, was definitely more of a receiver than a giver. As much as you loved his face when you sucked the sensitive tip of his dick, Sal enjoyed receiving. When he was the one receiving, he felt as if he was being selfish.
You bit the skin of your finger as he looked up at you from his position, small moans emitting from the back of your throat. He didn't spend too much time before he inserted two fingers inside of you, moving upwards to kiss you as he fingered you. He loved hearing your saccharine sweet moans as he kissed you. He was hasty, barely wasting time on foreplay before he spit in his hand, coating the length of his dick with spit before pushing himself inside of you. He watched, almost smugly, as your eyes squeezed shut and you let out a moan.
"Fuck, baby...Just let me take care of you, sweetie..." he whispered in your ear. Your arms had wrapped around his neck, pulling him close to you as he pounded into you at a fast rhythm. "You're always...always getting me so worked up. Is that because you love me, baby? Do you love it when I fuck you like this, when I take control?" His words came out breathy, but you still nodded up at him vigorously. "Let me hear it...Let me hear you say it."
"Fuck, I—! I fucking love..." Sal kissed your neck, letting you take your time. "I love your cock, so fucking much. I love it when you fuck me like this! Oh my god—!" Sal kissed you, his hands just below the curve of your back as you arched up into him.
"You're all mine," he breathed out. "Mine, mine. I get to fuck you like this..In our home, on our couch. Because you're mine, and I'm...Haah...I'm yours, darling." He showered you with praises as you came around his cock, holding you close. Still, even if he was being sweet, he didn't give you time to ride out your orgasm as he fucked you harshly before finally cumming inside of you. He kissed you as he did so, whispering small words of affirmation. When he finally pulled out, he watched smugly as his cum dripped out of you, and you laid there breathless.
When it came down to it, no matter how much you teased him, you would always be his, and he would always be yours.
ok so idk if u do like x reader stuff but if you do, can u do like a Sally face fic or headcannons with Sal and Larry. I wanted to request what it would be like for them to have like a very busy s/o. Like I do marching band and outside of school I do volleyball and lessons for trombone and piano. Along with that I take AP classes and student council which give me more work to do so I feel pretty drained by the end of the day
♡~ Sal and Larry w/ busy S/O HCs ~♡



A/N: Yes, I take requests and do (Character) x reader headcannons! AND I'M SO SORRY IF THIS WASN'T GOOD AND I KNOW LARRY'S PART ISN'T LONG I HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE ME ANON. ALSO IM SORRY THAT IT TOOK SO LONG, I'VE BEEN REALLY BUSY WITH SCHOOL AND I HAD WRITERS BLOCK FOR LIKE 3 WEEKS 😭🙏
Warnings: None, just pure fluffiness and love. GN!reader.
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♪ Sal Fisher ♪
· HE'S JUST A FKN SWEETHEART 😭😭 · I will say that he is going to make sure to make your life easier no matter what · like doing chores, helping you with projects and assignments, and planning out your week · I don't think many realize this, but he is not the "badass player" people portray him as. 😔 · So, he will make you sit down with him on the weekend and ask how things are going. · And this is with everything. Work, school, family life, your relationship with him, your mental health, etc. · He is serious about it too. 😅 He cares a lot and he doesn't like to see you stressed. · So when you come home tired and worn out, he will not be happy. · he knows it's not your fault and you can't help it "Love, please stop doing this to yourself. You know this isn't good." · Like I said, he loves you 🥰 · istg this man HAS and WILL beg you to take a break · so when you come home, he'll already have a bath ready for you · once you're done taking a bath, he'll make you sit down on the floor in front of the couch so he can brush / comb your hair · and I honestly think he's not the best cook, but he will cook your favorite food no he won't, it's going to be takeout because he failed · your room is already cleaned and he bought you squishmellows to add to your collection · he'll cuddle you to sleep while playing with your hair · definitely the big spoon on nights like this "Relax baby, you need to get sleep. I'll be right here when you wake up, okay?"
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☆ Larry Johnson ☆
· I'ma be fr with you, he would NOT notice at first · Not until Ashley said something but after she brings it to his attention that you need a little bit more attention, he will do exactly that · and istg, he WILL pick you up bridal style and carry you away from whatever you were doing 👀 · If you protest, he will glare at you and ignore it. · Any kind of work you do is "overworking yourself" to him · so beware · Imma be completely honest, this man CANNOT keep up with you · Your ship dynamic is literally "busy mastermind and their assistant who worships them but can't keep up." 😭💞 · larry is the one worshiping you "Look, I know you have a lot going on, so don't try to convince me that you aren't. I might be stupid in school but I'm not stupid with you." · he will say shit that doesn't make sense WHATSOEVER. 😔 · Ofc, he won't admit that he's trying to take care of you · or keep up with you · obvi 🙄 · I have my own hc that he actually does know how to cook nicely, so I think he'd make you food you'd watch a movie together and talk · once your social battery is completely out, he'll offer you to sleep on his chest. 🥰 · and when you wake up, he's gunna make you breakfast. "Don't try to keep yourself up babe. You've had a long day, so just rest."

DISCLAIMER: THE HEADER IS MINE, THOUGH THE FANART IS NOT. THE DIVIDERS ARE NOT MINE, ONCE AGAIN, THEY ARE NOT MINE. ALL CREDITS GO TO ORIGINAL POSTERS / CREATORS!!! ALL WRITING BELONGS TO ME!!!
˗ˏˋ 𝐙𝐄𝐄'𝐒 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ˎˊ˗ | idk guys, i tried-
︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵୨♡୧‿︵‿︵୨♡୧‿︵‿︵୨♡୧‿︵‿︵ 💭 ۫⠀MILES FAIRCHILD.⠀୨୧⠀· ˚
&&* Lesson One &&* Sauce With The Boss &&* Top!Reader x Sub!Boyfriend &&* NSFW Headcanons
💭 ۫⠀BORIS PAVLIKOVSKY.⠀୨୧⠀· ˚
&&* Foreplay Headcanons &&* Riding A Foreign &&* Sauce With The Boss &&* NSFW Headcanons
💭 ۫⠀FINN WOLFHARD.⠀୨୧⠀· ˚
&&* Hopelessly Pinning &&* Sauce With The Boss &&* Hot, Heavy, and Handsome &&* Yandere!Finn Alphabet &&* "Method" Acting &&* Pussy Eater &&* Worship & Praise
💭 ۫⠀RICHIE TOZIER.⠀୨୧⠀· ˚
&&* Digits &&* Bottom!Richie x Top!Reader &&* Richie Taking Shy!Reader's Virginity &&* Richie Fingering Shy!Reader &&* Sauce With The Boss &&* How Long Has it Been Since You've Eaten?
💭 ۫⠀ZIGGY KATZ.⠀୨୧⠀· ˚
&&* Sauce With The Boss &&* Gettin' Jiggy With Ziggy
💭 ۫⠀MIKE WHEELER.⠀୨୧⠀· ˚
&&* Sauce With The Boss &&* I'm Sorry The World Is Failing You &&* Digits
💭 ۫⠀SAL FISHER.⠀୨୧⠀· ˚
&&* Softie Toppy &&* Top!Reader x Sub!Boyfriend &&* Sal x Injured!Reader &&* Sal With A Hard To Please SO &&* Is That My Shirt Babe?
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&&* BOTW/TOTK!Link NSFW Headcanons
💭 ۫⠀TICCI TOBY.⠀୨୧⠀· ˚
&&* Headcanons [tba]
jealous slashers~!✧
With Michael, Brahms, Jason, Billy Loomis, Stu Macher, Vincent Sinclair, Bo Sinclair, Lester Sinclair, Thomas Sawyer, Sal Fisher, & Patrick Bateman
tags: gn!reader, jealousy, creepy men, unwanted attention/touching, uggestive and mature themes, gore/blood, violence, canon typical behavior, billy x reader x stu poly, rob zombie!mikey, I know Sal isn't exactly a slasher but he's my baby and needs to be included
Alexa, play Love to Die by the Slashstreet Boys

Michael
Rest in Peace to the poor, stupid man who thought it'd be a good idea to mess with the Shape's partner, and Michael had witnessed it all. How this man shoves you into an empty alleyway, the clatter of your groceries falling. The guy doesn't get much more than a few bruises and claw marks when Michael's knife slices through the back of the man's throat, protruding from the other end in a splash of blood. The Shape watches you wipe your bloody face off, not doing much but picking up three of your four fallen bags and tugging you into his side.
Brahms
Absolutely not. Brahms is fuckin' seething from his safe space sheltered behind the walls. Heavy breathing muffled by the porcelain mask, he watches with wild eyes as some idiot decides to break into the mansion whilst you were sleeping, and proceeds to hold you at knifepoint, effectively pinning you to the bed in what little nightclothes you wore. The unwanted guest and you are certainly going to know when Brahms is upset. There's banging on the walls coming from every direction that leaves the would-be burglar panicked and you slightly more comfortable.
"You're not allowed to be here," comes the eerily childlike voice Brahms has perfected. He crawls his way out from behind the large antique mirror. "I'll make sure you never come near them again." With a sudden slam, Brahms downs the intruder with a lead pipe repeatedly bashing the object until all that remains was brain matter and gooey blood. He drops the pipe with a huff and collects you into his arms, the cool porcelain biting onto the heat of your chest.
Jason
As the protector of the surrounding forest, Jason is always watching. He's omnipotent, he sees all. He seems to know where people are at all times and he can sense when you're in distress. Your shared cabin door left ajar sends his blood boiling and his heavy footfall increasing as he approaches your home. Barging in, Jason's pale eyes lock onto you and your assailant holding you by the throat. His thunderous steps are quick, slicing through the man with his machete and proceeds to lift him up while still pierced with the blade. The man gurgles, arms weakly reaching behind him in attempts to claw at Jason. All attempts were futile. He tossed the body to the side before he gently frets over you, his large hands soothing the fingerprints tarnishing your throat.
Billy & Stu
Rather snake-like the two will wrap themselves around you (they adore your personal space) and stare down whoever else demands your attention. Billy's arm hooks around your waist and Stu wraps himself around your shoulder, tilting your chin up with a single finger. "Is this guy bothering you, baby?" Looking like a shark that's tasted blood in the water, Billy's eyes grow more wild. He's already making a mental note of who and where this guy lives. The guy raised his hands in defense backing down the more the two stared at him, walking off completely.
"We're gonna take care of him, doll," Billy promises, kissing your cheek. Stu cackles lightly, tongue sticking out. They would strike tonight.
Vincent
There's no one Vincent trusts more to watch over you when he can't than his own two brothers. He had his hands full, turning Dalton and Wade into wax people. Nick and Carly were proving to be hard to get a hold of and there was still another tourist that needed to be taken care of.
But then Bo is telling him that the person escaped and he doesn't know where you were. His two worst fears confirmed. Vincent is soon on a wild hunt, trying to find you anywhere with Bo hot on his heels. He soon locates you, passed out with a bit of blood on your head. Your eyes slowly open as he touches your cheek, catching you as you wobble into his warm embrace. He shares a look with Bo who nods.
"I've got you, brother. Keep them here with ya. Wait til I'm back, ya hear?"
Bo
Out in public, he's all cordial and kind smiles. Especially if this is an intended victim. Some random person putting the moves on his partner is a huge no-no and one Bo doesn't take lightly. That person just warranted themselves a for sure death sentence and Bo isn't feeling too kind, so perhaps he'll drag things out, yeah? Touch what's his and you got what's comin' to ya.
"Can I see, baby? That bastard leave any marks on ya?" Bo strokes your shoulders, blue eyes drifting over your frame like water. He has every intention of marking every place that person touched, no matter if you tell Bo the guy only grabbed your arm. Once he has his mind set on something, he's gonna do it.
Lester
Unlike his older twin brothers, Lester is actually pretty chill. Especially in comparison to Bo. He doesn't think much of the people he's helping get into Ambrose knowing full well it's their final destination and Vincent and Bo will take care of things as they always have. What he doesn't like is some dude making a pass at you right in front of him. Can't he see the engagement ring on your finger? It leaves a sour taste in his mouth, watching with narrowed eyes as the small group heads towards the mechanic shop in search of a fan belt.
A familiar hand on his arm calms him down instantly. He turns to you and musters a weak smile as your hands slide around his torso from behind, leaning your cheek on his shoulder. "Y'alright?" Lester nods too quickly and unconvincingly, giving you a quick kiss. "Yeah, darl', always."
Thomas
Your partner is not unlike a bear, watching with wild eyes as one of Hoyt's new catches clasps onto you, their nails digging into your arms, and pinning you to the barbed fence. The cry of pain you let out has Tommy barreling towards you, chainsaw revving to life. A deep snarl echoes behind his mask and he wastes no time cutting down the poor soul with a single swipe of his motorized saw. Tommy turns it off and picks you up in his large arms as gently as he can. With his masked cheek leaning against yours, he carries you back towards the house. Mama Luda Mae will take a good look at you.
Sal Fisher
Honestly Sal isn't one to get jealous. He's pretty level-headed and understanding in most situations. He respects your choices and he's not gonna step on any toes or do anything drastic; Sal isn't a monster. However, if he sees some guy make a creepy pass at you and clearly overstep your boundaries, he won't hesitate to swoop in, looping his arm around your shoulders. His sharp blue eyes staring at the man from behind his prosthetic mask.
"Do we have a problem here?" His voice is cold, lacking any interest in what excuse the man finds. Sal's main focus will be on you, rubbing gentle, soothing circles into your skin. His main priority is to get you away from this sicko and would totally call in reinforcements from his brother Larry if need be.
Patrick
A jealous Patrick Bateman isn't a good scenario for anyone. Especially not with his deteriorating mental state. He trusts you explicitly, with his thoughts, ideas, and recreational hobbies that most would find distasteful. So when a colleague of his gets too big for his britches and unabashedly begins to flirt with you in his presence, Patrick finds it difficult to keep his boiling bloodlust at bay. The heat of his anger is getting to his head, the fierce emotions only swelling well it's clear how uncomfortable you look in that man's company. He must see to put an end to him quickly.
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"Are you alright, my darling? That man surely didn't know his place, did he?" Patrick places a hand at your back, guiding you out of the office party. "Let's get you home and into a nice hot bath, hmm? I'd rather not taste that swine on your lovely skin."

Me waiting patiently for sally face requests:

Sal, my man, lowkey 🤭