Prince Etheldred Sol Rivallach Of Alderthrain, The Heir To The Sunlit Throne And A Wonderfully Edgy Minstrel

Prince Etheldred Sol Rivallach of Alderthrain, the Heir to the Sunlit Throne and a wonderfully edgy minstrel who likes cake.

me: alright. i'm going to read more books this year. it's a resolution.

also me: *re-reads the Kingkiller Chronicle for the hundredth time while completely ignoring my TBF pile*

i too must be fed or i will turn into the horror and the wild soon fr

i know madeleine and joey are COOKING with their album production right now so i'm TRYING to be patient but also. tad tad tad GIVE ME FOOD i need new music to gnaw on

i still need to get to the involuntary crying part but we're 2/3 of the way there less go

If listening to the amazing devil doesn’t give you goosebumps, shake you to your bones, and make tears involuntarily fall from your eyes you’re listening to them wrong

hail

He has:

✔ Stolen princesses back from sleeping barrow kings

✔ Burned down the town of Trebon

✔ Spent the night with Felurian and left with both his sanity and his life

✔ Gotten expelled from the University at a younger age than most people are allowed in

✔ Trod paths by moonlight that others fear to speak of during day

✔ Talked to gods

✔ Loved women

✔ Made songs that made the minstrels weep

Bonus: you may have heard of him

What more could you need?