And Imagine It From Clark's Point Of View.He Just Got Beaten Up By Lexie Boy, Thrown Into A Field, Had

And imagine it from Clark's point of view. He just got beaten up by Lexie boy, thrown into a field, had owner of said field go off at him, defeats Lexie, and then goes to his parents' house for some nice homecooked dinner. Only to find the owner of the field ranting to his parents about Superman destroying his crops. So now he has to sit through an entire dinner, listening to people talk shit about him. (Because the Kents have also had many a field destroyed by a young Clark)

I want Dan to be a farmer.

Like redeemed Dan goes through therapy, takes one look at the world filled with spandex wearing heroes and monologuing villains and just goes "Nope, I'm gonna go be a farmer."

He didn't really have a chance at living a peaceful life in the last timeline since he had Danny's job of keeping the peace (and then turned evil) but now that Danny's doing Danny's job, he's got a chance to go off and do his own thing.

So, he moves out to a nice little town called Smallville, right next to a lovely couple named the Kent's.

And he enjoys it.

It's pretty peaceful, nobody bothers him (bar from a few visits from Danny and Dani, and also the weekly phonecall from Jazz)

It's just nice.

....

Now if only the heroes could stop crash landing on his property, that'd be great.

Like seriously, Superman! He just planted that corn!

I’m dead

I see your 'Danny as Conner's other DNA donor' ideas and I raise you.

Dan as Conner's other DNA donor.

THINK ABOUT IT!

So, Dan has been redeemed and he's just chilling, then some random thing happens and his DNA lands in the hands of Lexie boy and the rest is history.

Dan is still chilling, but suddenly he gets a sharp pull on his core when he flys by wherever Conner is and decides to check that out.

Dan is now a father.

Now Dan isn't exactly a person with great morals, even redeemed he'd probably be morally gray.

So I'd imagine Dan saying something like

"Kid, I'm not a good guy, but...For you I'll try."

Jazz who came to visit: Dan...No.

Dan who is watching Lexie give a speech on TV:...I can fix him.

Jazz: No! He probably has a villain basement and clones!

I want Dan to be a farmer.

Like redeemed Dan goes through therapy, takes one look at the world filled with spandex wearing heroes and monologuing villains and just goes "Nope, I'm gonna go be a farmer."

He didn't really have a chance at living a peaceful life in the last timeline since he had Danny's job of keeping the peace (and then turned evil) but now that Danny's doing Danny's job, he's got a chance to go off and do his own thing.

So, he moves out to a nice little town called Smallville, right next to a lovely couple named the Kent's.

And he enjoys it.

It's pretty peaceful, nobody bothers him (bar from a few visits from Danny and Dani, and also the weekly phonecall from Jazz)

It's just nice.

....

Now if only the heroes could stop crash landing on his property, that'd be great.

Like seriously, Superman! He just planted that corn!

And they're all different colours and also Bearbert has become like a leader to them, Jazz is still the boss tho.

Danny's just confused about why only he and Jazz can tell them apart, like

"No, that isn't Daisy that's Draco, Daisy's over there with Duncan."

I am positively feral of the idea that John Constantine is an ex of both Maddie and Jack Fenton. Imagine the possibilities. They’re endless.

I made another post about Danny and about how the justice league believes that something exists in the ghost zone then that makes it exist, but I had an idea since then.

So as a joke, John and Danny claim to be related. (Jazz, Dan, and Dani get in on it too.)

Batman: ...you have a family.

John: what? You think you're the only one with kids?

Batman: that *points at Dan* is a grown ass man.

Dan: hey dad, Jazz wants to know if you'll pick up some milk from the store, she says we're out.

John: sure, she want anything else?

Dan: nah but Dani wants you to grab some pizza while you're there.

Batman:....

And at some point, they start coming to him with their problems.

Dan needs a place to stay? Johns couch is free.

Danny needs help with schoolwork? John might not know what the answer is, but he'll try and help.

Jazz needs someone to rant to? She'll call John.

Dani needs help dismantling a cult? John will be right there in an hour.

They don't acknowledge it outloud, but if they have a problem John is the first person they think of to call for help.

The ghost zone and it's inhabitants also accept John as the ghost kids parent, like if they say it's true then it must be true.

Then they start changing just a bit.

Their hair gets lighter (closer to blonde) their eyes change by a couple shades, and unknown to them, their DNA changes.

And they don't really notice it...

Until they start developing magic.

And Jazz nearly kills someone with that magic when her breakfast attacks her.