I Made Another Post About Danny And About How The Justice League Believes That Something Exists In The

I made another post about Danny and about how the justice league believes that something exists in the ghost zone then that makes it exist, but I had an idea since then.

So as a joke, John and Danny claim to be related. (Jazz, Dan, and Dani get in on it too.)

Batman: ...you have a family.

John: what? You think you're the only one with kids?

Batman: that *points at Dan* is a grown ass man.

Dan: hey dad, Jazz wants to know if you'll pick up some milk from the store, she says we're out.

John: sure, she want anything else?

Dan: nah but Dani wants you to grab some pizza while you're there.

Batman:....

And at some point, they start coming to him with their problems.

Dan needs a place to stay? Johns couch is free.

Danny needs help with schoolwork? John might not know what the answer is, but he'll try and help.

Jazz needs someone to rant to? She'll call John.

Dani needs help dismantling a cult? John will be right there in an hour.

They don't acknowledge it outloud, but if they have a problem John is the first person they think of to call for help.

The ghost zone and it's inhabitants also accept John as the ghost kids parent, like if they say it's true then it must be true.

Then they start changing just a bit.

Their hair gets lighter (closer to blonde) their eyes change by a couple shades, and unknown to them, their DNA changes.

And they don't really notice it...

Until they start developing magic.

And Jazz nearly kills someone with that magic when her breakfast attacks her.

I FINALLY FOUND THIS POST AGAIN!!WOO!

Let's go! oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Danny didn't remember much about his past. Jazz said that she found a five-year-old him sitting at a bus stop and when Jazz had asked him what he was doing, he had said. "I'm waiting for someone." And Jazz asked if she could wait with him. Eventually their parents turned up (well, they weren't Danny's parents at the time) looking for Jazz, and after a few full-blown melt downs, phone calls to the police, Danny ended up adopted. He still remembers the warm voice telling him that he was loved and to wait there, the words weren't in English but he couldn't remember which language it was. The memory was faded and missing a lot of the details, like who that person was, but he knew that he knew and trusted them. And he knew that he had loved them a lot. Sometimes, when he's lying in bed and can't get to sleep, he wonders if that person missed him and if he'd ever meet them again. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Danny's hair had always been white and his eyes had always been green. ...That was until a disastrous day of school (Fuck you Dash) which made he came home in tears and beg Jazz to help him dye his hair.

They had explained it to Jack and Maddie as 'wanting to look more like them' which they decided was adorable but where also quick to assure him that he didn't have to look like them to be family, or something like that.

After that, dying his hair and wearing became a habit, then it became just something he did. His white hair and greens eyes became a distant memory, to him and everyone around him.

That was until- Danny didn't even know, or remember, what he looked like without the dye and contacts. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Danny had always been a fast healer. Able to walk off scraped knees, broken bones, and any type of illness with ease. Jack and Maddie had suspected he had some kind of meta gene, so they tested him for it (In their own lab, of course) and it came back positive. They didn't think much of it other then 'huh, that's cool to know' then forgot about it. Later, Danny would realize it's the only reason he's even alive.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo The accident burned the dye and contacts off. Sam and Tucker had assumed that becoming a ghost had reversed the colors he was wearing at the time. They just didn't remember that he didn't always have blue eyes and black hair, them and everyone else apparently. He didn't feel the need to correct them, it was kinda true since his clothes changed color. The first time Danny saw himself in the mirror after the accident he went 'Oh...That's what I look like.'

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Fighting was easy, and it really shouldn't have been. It was like he already knew how to fight and the ghosts just brought that knowledge back. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo He was careless. He had gotten caught by the GIW on his way home after the weekly fight with Johnny. He should have been more careful; he should have made sure he wasn't followed. But he was just so tired. At least he was able to let Johnny out before he was caught, at least one of them escaped.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo The anti-ghost manacles burned. They were moving him, he hoped Tucker was able to find out where they were sending him. Danny was a bit scared, but he was hopeful that his friends would recuse him, or he'd escape, whichever came first. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Everything hurt. They didn't use anesthesia when they cut him open, they didn't stop when he screamed for help, they didn't stop when he turned human. Everything hurts, he wants to go home. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Slade's POV The stiffness from standing in the same position for hours on end was familiar to Slade. Waiting on some rooftop with a sniper rifle for the target to into the line of fire, for hours, sometimes days. What wasn't familiar was having his stakeout be interrupted by people. "What can I do for you, Al-Ghul?" Slade asked not looking away from his target (nearly there.) he noted how many people she brought with her (Five) how armed she appeared to be (Gun on the hip, knife in the boot.) and deemed it her trying to seem as non-threatening as possible, it didn't exactly work but an attempt was made. All of this meant that she wanted something. "Are you aware of my father's...Interest with cloning?" Talia questioned after moments pause. Everybody knew that Ra's Al-ghul had something to do with Superman's clone, no one knew how he was involved just that he was. Slade suspected it included The Light. "I've heard about it in passing." He answered lining his shot up, putting his finger on the trigger. "I need your help." She said just as Slade pulled the trigger. He stepped back away from the ledge and started packing his rifle away, it wouldn't be a bright idea to linger. "So, one of Ra's experiments got out of hand and you want my help to clean up the mess." Slade summarized looking up at her. Talia's lips formed a thin line as she met his gaze head on. "Something to that effect." She said holding out a file. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Breaking into a so-called government facility was laughably easy, he would've been able to do this on his own but having Talia's assassins take out most of the guards was making things even easier. Slade made a beeline towards the room labeled '01' and anyone who got in his way, or attempted to, was dealt with. He kicked the door in and his heart immediately dropped. He was too late. A kid his kid was strapped to a metal table with his chest cut open in an all too familiar Y shape. Slade stepped towards the kid and started undoing the straps, je wasn't leaving him here. Once the straps on the kids wrists were gone, a hand shot out and grabbed Slade's arm in a death grip. Slade blinked as the kid looked at him with wild, unfocused eyes. "I guess you are alive after all." Slade murmured. He wasn't too late. The kid's sudden movement seemed to take too much out of him as the kid's eyes rolled back into his head and the hand holding Slade's arm went slack. Slade looked at the Y on the kids chest. He didn't have the time to stitch him back up, it would probably get infected when Slade moved him, and if the kid was anything like him then he'd need painkillers that catered to those that burn through normal painkillers too quickly. Slade pulled out some bandages from his med kit (Rose insisted on him having one, despite how much room it takes up.) and started wrapping him up. The kid was literally going to be held together by bandages and hope, but he'd live. Hopefully. Slade tapped the com in his ear. "You better have medic with you." He snapped before flicking it off and carefully grabbing the kid. "Time for us to get out of here."

I got reminded why am I dissapointed in y'all my fellow DP x DC people /lh

And the reason...

IS THIS

RESPAWN MY DARLING BOY!!!! HALF BROTHER OF DAMIAN WAYNE, CLONE OF THALIA AND SLADE! AND BASICALLY PHANTOMS LOOK ALIKE!!

WAKE UP BATPHAM WE HAVE CANON TREASURE ON OUR HANDS AND EVERYONE DOING JACKSHIT WITH HIM AND HIS BACKSTORY!!!

DAMIAN DANNY TWINS AU? HA! TRY RESPAWN PHANTOM ADOPTED BROTHERS AU THATS WHERE ITS AT. OR EVEN BETTER MAKE RESPAWN DANNY WHO LOST HIS MEMORIES!!!

DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT BOYS EXISTENCE I BEG OF YOU

*violently shaking all of you* WE CAN'T IGNORE THIS MUCH LONGER D:< LOVE HIM!!!!

Jason adds her to the "I have gremlin siblings and somehow I'm the black sheep" group chat.

Then Dani and Dan find out.

You'd think the black sheep of the family would be the clone who was kinda brainwashed or the guy from a timeline where he kills everyone.

But nope, the black sheep is Jazz.

They are offended.

Jason has now been added to the prank wars.

If anyone deserves to go apeshit, it's Jazz. Like she's got a lot on her plate. Her parents keep trying to kill her little brother, and are probably neglectful. Her brother, and his friends, is constantly in life threating danger. Her godfather (Is vlad Jazz's godfather?) keeps trying to kill her dad and take his place. There are ghost attacks on the regular, most (all) of them involving her family in some way. There's a government agency who wants to take her brother apart. Her breakfast, lunch, and dinner try to kill her. And her brother is literally half dead. add in the fact that she's always just wanted to protect Danny only to find out he died in their basement, and that's a whole can of issues. There's just so much stress for her. So, I think she deserves to go apeshit. Maybe she finally snaps when Danny gets hurt/captured/made fully dead. Or maybe she's at a point in her life where she's safe enough to go apeshit, Danny isn't in danger, she isn't in danger, nobody's in danger. She could end up joining Harley Quinn and Ivy, just having a grand old time pissing off Batman. She could end up in Central city and starts robbing banks with Captain Cold. She could end up in Gotham for school, becomes a crime boss and Red hood's rival/frenemy (My personal favorite idea) Let Jazz be the feral badass she deserves to be!

I am positively feral of the idea that John Constantine is an ex of both Maddie and Jack Fenton. Imagine the possibilities. They’re endless.

Congrats Jason, you just became a dad and got a boyfriend in the same day.

Not even Bruce could achieve that.

Someone is stealing Jason's Hoodies

Which like, fine. Alright. He gets it; with as many siblings as he has, it's impossible to track who takes what.

But someone stole his favorite hoodie.

Cass had given it to him.

It was perfect and comfy and soft and someone was gonna pay.

A quick message to the group chat was the only warning the culprit was gonna get as he checked his security cameras.

Except that isn't Tim. Or Damian. Or Dick, or Steph, or Cass, or Duke, or even Bruce.

It's a little girl.

She can't be older than six, she's got white hair, she floats, and...

...Lazarus Green eyes.

He watches her phase through his ceiling, and considers. He'd assumed it was rodents he was hearing, but...

Jason creeps up the stairs and gets to the door as quietly as he can, opting to listen before barging in.

There's a little girl's voice on the other side, desperately cheerful in a way that only those on the verge of grieving can be.

"-And you'll be okay, and you'll be safe, cuz I'm making the best nest for you ever, Danny you're gonna be so impressed, and you're gonna wake up any day now and I won't be alone anymore!"

Shit.

Fuck.

Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit-

Jason knocks lightly on the door.

"Don't run," he calls out, "I'm here to help. What do you need?"

Jazz who came to visit: Dan...No.

Dan who is watching Lexie give a speech on TV:...I can fix him.

Jazz: No! He probably has a villain basement and clones!

I want Dan to be a farmer.

Like redeemed Dan goes through therapy, takes one look at the world filled with spandex wearing heroes and monologuing villains and just goes "Nope, I'm gonna go be a farmer."

He didn't really have a chance at living a peaceful life in the last timeline since he had Danny's job of keeping the peace (and then turned evil) but now that Danny's doing Danny's job, he's got a chance to go off and do his own thing.

So, he moves out to a nice little town called Smallville, right next to a lovely couple named the Kent's.

And he enjoys it.

It's pretty peaceful, nobody bothers him (bar from a few visits from Danny and Dani, and also the weekly phonecall from Jazz)

It's just nice.

....

Now if only the heroes could stop crash landing on his property, that'd be great.

Like seriously, Superman! He just planted that corn!