I Was Thinking Back In How Peter Just Couldnt Help But Rattle On About Every Single Hero During Civil-war

i was thinking back in how peter just couldn’t help but rattle on about every single hero during civil-war and we missed a thor and hulk spot so. this happened. (he gossips with ned afterwards)

Disney likes to reuse stories.

The proof?

In this movie, a long-haired guy with a 6 pack and very little idea of what proper manners are meet a brown-haired scientist girl who they fall in love with. 

them:

Or them:

i was thinking back in how peter just couldn’t help but rattle on about every single hero during civil-war and we missed a thor and hulk spot so. this happened. (he gossips with ned afterwards)

date night

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

ThorBruce content u didn’t know u needed until now:

Thor likes to wrap Bruce up in his cloak like . Whenever Possible because despite the fact that he literally Cannot Be Killed, Thor is still adamant he needs more layers on so he doesn’t ‘catch a cold’ as they say in Midgard.

Bruce takes Thor to ballets and operas and theatre productions because there’s just something about them that enthrals him and Bruce could watch that awed look on his face all damn day.

Height difference. 

They can never watch movies that don’t have happy endings bc Thor just starts crying and Bruce has to buy double his boyfriend’s bodyweight in chocolate just to calm him down again.

Bruce highkey loves snuggles. Thor loves offering snuggles. This is a win-win relationship.

HeiGHt dIFfeRencE

Quite frankly astounding amounts of PDA.

Thor taking Bruce to see all the stars and constellations and galaxies bc he knows they fascinate him.

On a sadder note- Thor is the only one who ever stands a chance against the Hulk if something happens, and so Bruce doesn’t have to constantly fear for the safety of his partner if his pulse gets too high.

Bruce stress bakes. Thor stress eats. Again, a win-win relationship.

Thor is the best person to calm down the Hulk. Also 100% fearless and will just get up in his face until some part of Hulk registers him and Chills Instinctively.

HEIGHT DIFFERENCE ! ! ! ! !

Thor totally subs just sayin

Thor is the only one Bruce is 100% comfortable with, simply bc he knows Thor can handle whatever he (or the Hulk) throws his way, Literally, in some cases.

Thor is wildly protective of his tiny human. Bruce often reminds him he could probably survive being thrown into the sun. Thor just shakes his head n kisses him whilst tucking him tighter into his arms.

mutual respect & love 24/7 honestly their /fights/ are the weirdest thing U will ever see they’re always both calm as fuck and say things like ‘I respect your opinion’ and ‘don’t worry, I’ll let you speak’ and honestly everyone is lowkey creeped out bc healthy behaviour? In THEIR team? Sounds fake.

Bruce and Thor loving eachother unconditionally & Bruce smiling more whenever Thor is around and Thor showering him with affection and attention that he’s gone so long without and both of them being stupid nerds who adore one another more than Anything Else Ever.