Pt 2 Of Me Complaining About TWN S2 !SPOILER!

Pt 2 of me complaining about TWN s2 !SPOILER!

• Nivellen.. oh the poor boyo Nivellen... yes. He canonly raped that priestess. But no, he didn't do it because he thought it was cool or wanted to do it. He was FORCED to do it.. to gain just a little love/affection from his father and grandfather he joined a group of basically criminals who one day raided a temple.. the group coerced him to do it and he felt guilty the whole time.. yeah he still did it and rape is rape but theres still a slight different between "oh I did it willingly, it was so much fun" or "i was stupid to join that group of criminals just to impress my father and grandfather to give me fucking love for ONCE in my life and later, when I said something against robbing the temple the they forced me to rape the dying priestess which I would have felt guilty af about, even without the curse".... I despise what he did and am NOT trying to protect him but its an important piece of information nonetheless

• also update: am still mad about Eskel rip

• another update: thinking about it I dislike the Baba Yaga story (like I don't haaate it but its not amazing either) and Yennefer trying to sacrifice Ciri is bs (Yen is toxic af but she loved Ciri (first bc of the Djinn but later bc she grew to love her as a child))

I am absolutly LIVID again my guys

Why one might ask? Ah only bc of the second witcher season aGAIN

THEY GAVE COËN A WOLF WITCHER MEDALLION??? IMPLYING THAT HE'S A WOLF WITCHER?!

Since-uh when????????

Yet again they did a fucking mistake, this time by apperently erasing the other witcher schools-

Coën was a fucking Griffin Witcher, only seeking shelter at Kaer Morhen because the School of the Griffin was destroyed by some angry mages

The school of Griffin was known and well respected for their their study of magic and a fighting style that emphasized multiple opponent. Some mages wanted to get that knowledge but after the grandmasters the griffin declined their request they got angry and created an avalanche that destroyed the keep and killed most griffin witchers

Coën was fond of his masters (espacially Old Keldar, look him up if you want, his story is quite sad tbh) and proud to be a griffin witcher

He would have never worn a wolf witcher amulet and disrespect his origins with that. So to take that from him istg Netflix, this is bs

Also, just a side fact, Coëns first year on Kaer Morhen was actually the year Geralt brought Ciri, not that we noticed anything about that in the series

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The Witcher Netflix Season 2 Spoilers!

Some things I just need to get out of me:

• I disliked most of it if you ask me as a Witcher Fan. It not canon, not at all. They did so many things wrong or executed them the wrong way or idk.. only like one or two thirds were based on the books, which is really a shame since the books already have a very good, compact story and wouldn't need big changes to make it into a good series.

• if you ask me as a person who knows nothing about Witcher lore, it was a good season. The cinematic aspect was phenomenal, the acting was on spot and the story line was okay (a bit shaky tho)

• also Joeys new songs slap so hard omfg espacially Burn, Butcher, Burn and Whoreson Prison Blues are so good.. he also got more Dandelion the episode (which I love)

• I also really loved Cöen, Lambchop (so cute) and Vesemir.. they were all executed very well and I basically fell in love with them all over again

•Eskel tho? Ohhohoho we really need to talk about my boi beCAUSE WTF DID THEY DO TO HIM??? why him?? why not one of the 15 other (mostly nameless witchers) who died in the end anyways???

• also his character?? Like wtf that was not him at all. He was like the politest witcher soul ever in the books, a total sweetheart with a big scar in his face, scary, scruffy looks and an ugly voice.. this bitch tho? Not Eskel. Nah, won't accept it.

• New headcanon: Eskels still alive somewhere out there

• btw witchers.. what went wrong with the contact lenses? Did they spend all their bdget on Rience's one eye? Or on Yenns ugly ass unrealistic lookin violet ones? Love that Cöen had two different eyes but the rest.. only one with special eyes was Geralt

•apropro special.. wtf was that with the bruxa in the beginning? Since when can they fly? Right, never, they also don't have a bat form or can move round like that thing did

• Okay but back to the boys.. oha emotional rollercoaster omfg. Why were there 20 witchers? They were supposed to be like 5 at max.. also why make them if kill them in the end anyways??

• killing btw, I wouldn't have blamed Vesimir for killing Ciri.. he lost his sons, she or, better, Baba Yaga killed them.. it would have been the lesser evil to kill Ciri if it would have killed Baba Yaga too (also the show is a shitsshow this or that way, wouldn't have been surprised if smt like that happened)

• apropros killing his sons.. Vesemir was left broken by Eskels death. And Geralt? Supposedly best friend and closest brother of Eskel? He KILLED him and wasn't even half as sad as the rest of his brothers.. he killed his damn horse which he changes like dirty underclothes and was sadder about it than killing his own brother. He didn't even give Vesemir the time to mourn or say his last goodbyes.. "the wolfs are coming" stfu u stupid worthless excuse of a brother, u know what, you didn't deserve Eskel

• also ppl saying "oh he was such a good father" like no??? In the first half of the season he was literally a dudebro to Ciri, not a father.. even in the end he still called her Cirila wtf

•okay okay goddamn I'm angry but enough bout the boys... Jaskier, Cöen, Lambert and Vesemir, y'all have my love.. oh and I really dislike Triss because she's a pick me and toxic in general (based on the series, books and games; same as Yennefer) but I really liked her cute grandfather-granddaughter relationship she had with Vesemir (like in the books yk)

• ok so finally smt else than the bois

• fuck streggobor. Won't elaborate why, should be clear as daylight, if not wtf is wrong with you

• kinda besides the point but also like why tf did they make all the bad guys so hot? Like.. Vilgefortz, Rience, Dijkstra.. omfg Philippa, my bi hearts exploding

• all my love to Cöen, Vesemir, Jaskier and Lambert, thanks for caring the season my kings

• also liked/loved Ciri, Filavandrel, Cahir to a certain point and Istreed wasn't bad either.. am I missing smb?

• oh also liked Djikstra and Philippa.. both are characters that you dislike so much you start to like them again.. mostly bc of their sarcasm and general attitude

• kinda paniced when they were about to execute Cahir ngl.. like wouldn't put it behind them to ruin the Hansa as well

• which, speaking of, I am SO SCARED of what will happen to them because technically, if the books count anyhow, they will be introduced in the next season

• omfg if they ruin Regis, if they ruin my poor old sweet humanistic vampire man, I'll idk what I will do but it won't be good

• but lets face it, everything Netflix did to the witcher is not Canon, at least not as a whole.. it can be could as a meh executed fanfiction but not as canon lore, thanks

• anything else?

• oh I HATE HATE HATE what they did to Eskel, did I already mention this?

• like wtf wolf witcher bros, ya most polite and quite brother makes a 180 degree character turn and you won't even notice?

• because its sure as hell not like insecure little bitch, scar faced, ugly voice ass eskel to bring whores to Kaer Morhen

• or to just punsh Geralt in the face??? ( I mean same but still)

• gosh I am still angry and I watched this like 12 hours ago

• okay okay now, fr anything else?

• the baba yaga story was kinda cool but not totally fitting and not really needed

• OH ALSO WTF I WANTED AN OLD EMHYR NOT THAT YOUNG MF AGAIN

• btw love Cöens smallpox scars

• I think I'm done.. for now

• oh wait, I also dislike muscular abs bard but its kinda funny that he's just as buff as Geralt in that ugly ass muscle armour

• ohhh btw love that they included Yarpen, thought they forgot him and almost lost my faith :)

• but again also mad aF bc of Eskel but this time because of that stupid as funeral.. like at least burn him, like a grand witcher should be treated and don't let the wolfs feast on him? What was he, dog food or a monster slayer? Wheres your respect to traditions Netflix? Traditions Sapkowski obviously choose for a reason because they excist in our world too

• oh holy melitele I hope to idk who that Sapkowski won't watch this

• apropro Melitele, loved Neneke too, ma old sweet, badass lady

• guess thats it for real now.. might do another post if I can think about more things I dislike

Thanks for coming to my ted talk :)

UMBRELLA ACADEMY 3 SPOILERS

AHEAD

BUT LIKE

WAIT

If the end implies they reseted the whole universe.. does that mean..

DOES THAT MEAN MY BABIES ARE ALIVE AGAIN??????

AHHHHHH I SURE HOPE SO OMFG

and he sTILL GOT NO GODDAMN HORSE WHERE TF IS PEGASUS????

JOEY IS ON SET! JOEY IS ON SET!