Bald-queen-geralt

Yeah.. yeah I know..

This is a snippet of the Cameo I received from Roger Clark, naturally I made him say something meme-ish, and because I can hear Arthur saying it.

gwent: bombs

vampire academy (2014) was a bad adaptation for the same reason it was still a fun movie: they completely threw out/watered down the dramatic and violent tone of the original books in order to satirize other vampire movies of the early 2010s.... however they somehow stayed so true to characterization that this ten second scene is the absolute funniest dimitri belikov has ever been including the books and it's COMPLETELY in character

I am absolutly LIVID again my guys

Why one might ask? Ah only bc of the second witcher season aGAIN

THEY GAVE COËN A WOLF WITCHER MEDALLION??? IMPLYING THAT HE'S A WOLF WITCHER?!

Since-uh when????????

Yet again they did a fucking mistake, this time by apperently erasing the other witcher schools-

Coën was a fucking Griffin Witcher, only seeking shelter at Kaer Morhen because the School of the Griffin was destroyed by some angry mages

The school of Griffin was known and well respected for their their study of magic and a fighting style that emphasized multiple opponent. Some mages wanted to get that knowledge but after the grandmasters the griffin declined their request they got angry and created an avalanche that destroyed the keep and killed most griffin witchers

Coën was fond of his masters (espacially Old Keldar, look him up if you want, his story is quite sad tbh) and proud to be a griffin witcher

He would have never worn a wolf witcher amulet and disrespect his origins with that. So to take that from him istg Netflix, this is bs

Also, just a side fact, Coëns first year on Kaer Morhen was actually the year Geralt brought Ciri, not that we noticed anything about that in the series

UMBRELLA ACADEMY 3 SPOILERS

AHEAD

BUT LIKE

WAIT

If the end implies they reseted the whole universe.. does that mean..

DOES THAT MEAN MY BABIES ARE ALIVE AGAIN??????

AHHHHHH I SURE HOPE SO OMFG