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Balloons And Guacamole

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Yeah I Suppose Its Easy To Just Go With She Did Bad Things When Olimar Was Away.

Yeah I suppose it’s easy to just go with “she did bad things when Olimar was away.”

And that’s fair because seeing what Olimar has to go through, it’s only salt in the wound when you find out his wife is mistreating the kids and using up his salary.

But it’s important to remember that this man has been missing for TWO MONTHS and she is deeply struggling to care for a whole family on her own.

Sure she got some growing to do but if you let Olimar go home and be with his family for a bit, I’m sure they can work things out and discuss the issues of privacy and disappearance and go back to loving each other.

perhaps this is an unpopular take but my least favorite thing in the pikmin fandom is people who try to break up olimar and his wife!!!!!!! No!!!!!! Please stop just have mercy!!!!! Just let him have a happy family please!!!!! I know that she needs to be pushed aside if olimar is to be shipped with anyone else but no!!!!!! I would be more ok with it if people didn’t try to spin olimar’s wife as some demon!!! Stop that immediately!!!!! Every single pikmin character is flawed in some way don’t you DARE come over here calling her a bad or greedy person and not the president or louie or EVEN OLIMAR HIMSELF??? ARE WE FORGETTING THAT OLIMAR IGNORED LOUIE’S WARNINGS AND WENT AHEAD TO THE FORMIDABLE OAK SOLEY BECAUSE HE WANTED TREASURE??? I WILL EXPLODE IF SOMEONE TRIES TO IMPLY THAT OLIMAR’S WIFE IS A BAD PERSON AND THAT SHE AND OLIMAR SHOULD GET DIVORCED. I WILL CRY AND EXPLODE. JUSTICE FOR OLIWIFE.

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7 months ago

So do I, actually! Thank god it’s still functional, my dad works way too much to keep things like this intact. Anyway I really should get back to it that game was amazing.

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7 months ago

I’m just gonna save this riiiiiiiight over here.

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7 months ago

It’s all about the aesthetic, baby.

Concept: Depressing dystopian factory where everything is gray and samey and the workers are called by their employee numbers by an ominous deep voice.

But it's a really great place to work with high salaries, excellent benefits, and a flexible working schedule with plenty of paid leave. They just like the dystopian aesthetic.

7 months ago

Oh yes many biscuits.

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7 months ago

There is a certain part in my brain that goes ham over a really good name.

I’m imagining a Pikmin themed DND adventure and I came up with a lava-covered ash tree forest and I named it…

THE MAGMATIC ASHLANDS.

GOD ILL NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING GOOD IT SOUNDS IT ROLLS RIGHT OFF THE TONGUE AND SOUNDS SATISFYING WHILE STILL BE A LITTLE INTIMIDATING.

you ever have a character whose name is so cool you have to restrain yourself from using it every single sentence? I'm going through my script right now changing every other [character name] to "she" but oooohohohoho it sounds so cool the name is perfect I am actively going

You Ever Have A Character Whose Name Is So Cool You Have To Restrain Yourself From Using It Every Single

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