Angst And Dysphoria Aside Realistically All It Would Take Is A Really Well Placed Wacky 113 Incident

angst and dysphoria aside realistically all it would take is a really well placed wacky 113 incident to accidentally pop the bubble on the entire fucking mess

Guys I got turned into a SparkleDog

"Hey chat" is a gamer move and one that we use often

“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.

“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal

“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.

Jack afton headcanons GO!!

Have a bunch, some of which are really oddly specific, plus a few bonus Francis ones >:]

- Likes wearing purple, but their favorite colour is actually green, then purple, then a very specific colour of brown-orange (#823d12) (Is it brown? Is it orange? Who knows)

- Dispises artificial watermelon flavouring

- Surprisingly likes the texture of velvet. And I dont mean like as a general thing. The guy has a whole velvet suit that theyve worn on multiple occasions.

- Likes the smell of summer but prefers the feel of late fall/early winter

- Likes tapping on things as a stim

- In Minecraft he would lure and trap hordes of Creepers inside village houses and leave em for other players to find

- Has probably accidentally commited arson in school once or twice

- Loves chemistry

- Attempted to learn trumpet once in high school. Didnt like it and switched to piano instead.

- Knew Francis in high school from the band (Francis played Alto Sax and transfered midway through their Junior year), but the two only really started talking regularly with each other once they ended up at the same college

- Had a silent crush on Francis for 4 years before saying anything (Its not often you see a reality bender going to your high school AND THEN going to the same college as you after all)

Bonus Francis headcanon/facts:

- British

- They were bullied a lot in high school and people would purposely step on their tail

- Can learn new instruments really easily and knows how to play way too many

- Had a dream once when they were younger about opening a restaurant and hung onto to that as a goal until it happened