^this But Poorly Drawn Cause I Felt Like Drawing, But Its Also 5 Am And I Havent Slept

^this but poorly drawn cause I felt like drawing, but it’s also 5 am and I haven’t slept

Drawings below the cut

—Random School Game Show—

Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.

Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-

MC: *slaps buzzer* A 20TH CENTURY RENAISSANCE STYLE GOAT GARGOYLE-

Host: CORRECT!

Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?

MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.

Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!

I made something

⛓Nanbaka⛓

General Staff

👑Sauzando Shin

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🎙Hitokoe Mitsuru

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🍱Shiro

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Building 1

🐰Ichijou Tamato

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🔩#01396 Zakuro

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🍓#0117 Hina

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Building 2

🐱Nimaijita Mao

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🐯Nikaidou Taiga

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🐆Nikaidou Kotetsu

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🐈#0235 Mike

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🐅#02106 Tora

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🐈‍⬛#0287 Hachi

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Building 3

🦚Mitsuba Kiji

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💄Ahato

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❤#0382 Honey

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🔧#0303 Trois

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🌸#03320 Haru

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🍁#03922 Aki

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Building 4

🐶Yozakura Kenshirou

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💅🏻Suguroku Hitoshi

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🔥#04634 Musashi

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Building 5

🐒Gokuu Samon

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🐗Hakkai Inori

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📿Sanzou Houzuki

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🦖Daisen Youriki

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🌺Daisen Kokoriki

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📦Daisen Rokuriki

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🦎Gojou Ruka

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🗻#05900 Gokuu Enki

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🐉#0502 Liang

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🌿#0517 Qi

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🙏#0558 Upa

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#0508 Hachiman

Building 6

☠Damien

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🗝Vi

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🦇#0689489 Hakushaku

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📢#06262 Tsumuji

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🪴#06810 Baio

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⚙#061066 Toroichiru

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Building 7

🍩Nanairo Nijimasu

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🔴#0727 Nina

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🔵#0737 Mina

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🟡#0747 Shina

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Building 8

🐍Orochi Yamada

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🐬Mizuki Tanaka

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🐡#08109 Rokurajin Murakami

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🌷#081486 Ishal

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Building 9

🦊Kyuubi Koinosuke

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✝️#0944 Sith

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Building 10

🦨Jubaco Tatsumi

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⚡#1030 Dhi

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Building 11

🪐Rianni Ju-Ichigo

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🌌#1124 Yupiter

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Building 12

🏜Scara B Kepri

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🕌#12716 Nile

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🛖#12316 Mummy

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Building 13

🦍Suguroku Hajime

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💪🏻Godai Yamato

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⭐Tanabata Seitarou

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🔓#1315 Jyuugo

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🎲#1311 Uno

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🍽#1369 Rock

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📺#1325 Nico

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🥷#1399 Tsukomu

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♨️#13243 Fuji-San

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🏞#13932 Kusatsu

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Other

🔪Elf

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LMAO NO WAY

THE FACT I WAS SO RIGHT WITH KENSHIRO KNOWING HIS BOI DID NOTHIN WRONG

I'm watching a funny moments video for research for a request and-

PLS

I've seen this so many times already, but I just can't stop laughing

Those aren't prison guards, those are dads

Just look how angry Samon, Kiji and Kenshirou are

They're like "You did NOT just PUNCH MY CHILD*REN"

Especially Kiji with Honey and Trois- pls- I know they're in pain, but they look so cute🥺

They all look so adorable

And cell 13💀 they legit look like they've just been caught doing shit by their dad and have to listen to an hour long lecture n scolding

AND MUSASHI

My fellow German boy

He looks like he got roped into the shit or tried to stop them, but got punished too

Honey and Trois act like they did nothing, but are actually the ones who encouraged the whole thing. Little rats. But they're MY little rats, so they get a pass and forehead kithes💜

UPA MY BABY is literally in tears while Qi is annoyed af cause now he can't lay comfortably to nap cause of that big ass bump (he was probably napping while everything happened and just got punched too cause Hajime was raging) and Liang tried to fight Hajime, but lost. His pride shattered into pieces and now he's all pouty

Samon is lowkey disappointed Liang lost, but more disappointed Upa and Qi didn't try to fight back Hajime too. Tries so hard not to show it, but it's clear on his face

BEST DAD KENSHIROU KNOWS HIS SON DID NOTHING WRONG AND WILL SUE HAJIME FOR HITTING HIS LITTLE BOY

Kiji will of course sue him too cause he touched his little pretty boys

But taking care of them goes first💕only the best treatment

And they get treated to a spar day too, to process this traumatic event

This is what I see when I look at this image✨

You're welcome

I will now get back to searching for what Seitarou calls Hajime cause I forgot and I find that detail way too important even though I will only use it once💀and it really ain't important at all

So like!

Can we get a Nanba boys/or anyone of your Choosing x GN!Reader as Douma- No eating humans part because GN!Reader ain't no demon- Just, Douma's appearance and Personality in general pls :]

Ahh sorry, I don't know Douma that well. Actually not at all kfkckf

This makes me so happy

Thank you sm

wOah,,, could i request for uno and hajime (separate-) with a male s/o that's like jotaro from jjba?

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This. I like this.

I got a bit carried away in Hajime's part, so the parts are each in a different writing style

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Hajime Sugoroku x male! reader

Uno x male! reader

Two peas in a pod

They both knew what they have gotten themselves into when they decided to get married, a choice neither of them seriously regretted to this day. Though, the two would say it jokingly in their rare moments of playfulness. They were too much of a perfect match, both strongwilled hard workers with not much of a need for physical affection, if any at all.

(Y/N) had incredible strength, both mentally and physically. He could not be persuded to do anything, could not be distracted, and could not be escaped from. Those points made him qualified for the work of a prison guard, Nanba prison being no exception, even with the escape artists and supposed dangerous inmates being kept there.

The inmates of building 13 didn't appreciate this fact as much as Hajime did.

Hajime and (Y/N) could go hours or days without interacting or seeing each other without feeling guilty for not paying attention to the other, or upset over the lack of attention. Being a prison guard includes long and exhausting working hours, and even though they were working in the same building, even had their office desk in the same room, they couldn't just act like a couple. Work wouldn't allow it.

It felt like the most scandalous thing when Hajime leaned in to kiss his husband's temple during one of their breaks. They were lucky they were the only ones in the room or they wouldn't have heard the end of it from the other supervisors. Physical affection certainly was rare between the couple, but not completely absent. And seeing the two stoic giants display an uncommon occurance like that would've shattered their image as building 13's gorillas, until they present the reason why they got called that in the first place.

He overheard Seitarou and (Y/N) talking in the office, an opportunity he simply couldn't walk past. Not only because he was bored out of his mind, but also because he rarely heard (Y/N) talk in a calm voice at all.

And god forbid anyone from cell 13 to even hear about their marriage...

But we all know how sneaky Jyugo can be when he's bored and wandering around the building.

"Oh, right! Yours and the supervisor's wedding anniversary is coming up, right?"

Hell broke loose, and so did two certain people's tempers.

If cell 13 didn't know not to mess with (Y/N) before, they certainly do now. It was like he was an exact copy of Hajime, just with a fewer words maybe. That, however did not stop any of them to continue with their antics. Their shadows will make them look like Mickey Mouse because of the bumps on either side of their heads.

Human shield

Another lighthearted escape attempt ended with Hajime giving the crew one last chance to turn back and return to their cell. Cell 13, minus (Y/N), might've lost one too many braincells from the past ass whoopings, looking at their smug looks as they just kept on walking further away from the prison. What made them think they wouldn't get beaten up this time?

Hajime and (Y/N) both really wanted to know the answer to that question. The (Y/HC)-haired kept being dragged along by his cellmates, his boyfriend, Uno in particular. Uno knew (Y/N) had no desire to escape prison and would rather just wait out his sentence, but they never planned to really escape anyways. It was all for sport, for fun.

And honestly, they all thought it would be less painful with (Y/N) around because of his strength. To their dismay, he didn't even keep walking once Hajime gave them that one last chance, he didn't want to get punished unnecessarily after all.

He just watched his friends and boyfriend walk straight into their doom. Their smiles quickly faded from their faces as soon as Hajime began his work with them.

"BABEEEE!!"

"Good grief..."

"Don't think I will let you run, inmate #11!"

Within the blink of an eye, Uno was back at his boyfriend's side, teary eyed, "Don't let him ruin my handsome face!"

(Y/N) just stood still and watched Nico faint next to Rock who was already laying on the ground.

The blue-eyed didn't see the lack of response as a good sign, "Come on! You can't let him hurt your boyfriend!"

A glance from the taller one made him flinch in horror, "You won't let him hurt me, right??"

"EEK!"

Uno quickly hid behind his boyfriend, clutching on his top, shouting at the top of his lungs, "PLEASE, BABE, I PROMISE TO STOP SLAPPING YOUR ASS WHEN PEOPLE ARE AROUND, PLEEEAAAASEEEEEE!!! PROTECT MEEEEEE!!"

Now, that was actually a pretty good offer...

But (Y/N) knew better than to face Hajime head on, he was strong, sure, but the prison guard was still on a higher level. So he just turned around and threw Uno over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. The male let out a startled yelp, "Wha- What are you doing?? AH- YOU'RE NOT GOING TO USE ME AS A WEAPON, ARE YOU??!!"

"Shut up, you're too loud."

A rather painful human shield, Uno had to say, but it worked out in his favor everytime.

"Inmate #(...), what are you planning?", Hajime halted a few meters away from the couple, glaring him down.

(Y/N) just scoffed, "Getting this dumbass back to his cell. I don't need him to loose more of his braincells from your beatings. I don't wanna know what kind of dumb shit he will do then."

Uno, however, always ended up pouting and whining because of the half-hearted insults from his supposed lover, hmph!

(Y/N)'s soft spot for the male helps him forgive him fairely quickly every time, though.