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^this but poorly drawn cause I felt like drawing, but it’s also 5 am and I haven’t slept

Drawings below the cut

—Random School Game Show—

Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.

Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-

MC: *slaps buzzer* A 20TH CENTURY RENAISSANCE STYLE GOAT GARGOYLE-

Host: CORRECT!

Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?

MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.

Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!

Posting this separately so I know people actually see this

Poorly drawn twisted wonderland quotes cuz I wanted to draw, but it was also 5 am and I hadn't slept

Imagine if you ask the magic mirror again and it gives you a dorm this time. How the dorm leaders + the poor unfortunate souls underneath them react

Magic Mirror: This soul now has a place within this world. Your dorm is..

Heartslabyul

*happy sobbing from some, unhappy from others* *COUGH, riddle*

Savanaclaw

*unhappy sobbing in, will never be sleeping again*

Octavinelle

*unhappy sobbing, wiping away tears with money*

Scarabia

*JOYOUS SOBBING*

Pomefiore

*Vil is throwing up* *Rook is about to faint*

Ignihyde

*mute button is off* NO GOD PLEASE NO OH PLEASE GOD NO

Diasomnia

*INHUMAN SCREECHES OF JOY* CHILD OF MAN------ ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

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Twisted Wonderland, but Yuu tells Rook they know embroidery

Rook: Ah, hats off to you-!

*dramatically sweeps his hat off*

*Sees 'YUU WAS HERE' stitched into the brim*

Rook: ....

Rook: ..Is this...?

*Yuu, already walking away*: I have my ways, Hunt!

*Rook, sobbing*: TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, MON TRICKSTEUR---

—Random School Game Show—

Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.

Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-

MC: *slaps buzzer* A 20TH CENTURY RENAISSANCE STYLE GOAT GARGOYLE-

Host: CORRECT!

Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?

MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.

Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!

Jade: Don’t worry, I’ve still got a couple of knives up my sleeves.

Azul: I think you mean cards.

Floyd: No, he did not.

Jade, pulling out knives: I did not.