Its Not "one Or The Other" Its Actually Two Ends Of A Spectrum You're Sent Spiraling At Mach-6 Between

its not "one or the other" its actually two ends of a spectrum you're sent spiraling at mach-6 between every other week

There are two types of DMC fans

Those who say "I love Vergil!" and are smiling and excited to talk all about him and probably have a gallery on their phone for him

Those who say "I love Vergil" but are doing the Shinji sitting in the chair pose and proceed to punch a couple walls and then cry over Vergil again

as an example of said goofballery, my twin brother will often come up to me randomly, make a weird noise, then i wont see him for the rest of the day (or week)

The major reason Dante and Vergil's rivalry works better than almost any other take on the trope is because the games are totally self aware about how dumb and immature the whole trope is and they lean way the hell into it. Like yeah, there's real stakes, turmoil and emotional wounds between them that drive their eternal conflict but at the same time it's pretty obvious that the real reason they fight all the time is because they're both just the biggest goddamn children on the planet.

It really is just playground bickering elevated to apocalyptic proportions by sheer virtue of them both being demigods.

makarov in the reboot of mw3 gives me the vibes of a teenage boy who learnt how to swear in russian from google translate and now thinks he's the edgiest, scariest guy in the whole school but actually a single mild gust of wind could knock that ego 6ft into the ground

This man is just not scary Makarov from original games looks funny too how the fuck am I supposed to take these dudes seriously

i made a spidaman (theythem)

edit: their name is Sumo (jesús contreras)

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