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writers whose native language is not English and they apologize for their mistakes : haha yeah it's not my first language I try tho
also them : * beautiful prose , lines that will put Shakespeare to shame have Oscar Wilde shaking in his grave , dramatic line fantastic imagery with mind-blowing foreshadowing *
Tumblr users when :
Their husband ( ao3 ) is at war ( is down for maintenance) they dutifully wait for him ( focus on their real life responsibility ) calmly ( kidding they go screaming crying throwing up )
Me after clicking on a fic on ao3 and the author says that English isn't their native language: This fic is gonna be so good
When I first get into a ship or fandom, I get really invested for the first couple of days (or sometimes weeks). Like, the only think I can think about is that ship or fandom. I’ll be up at 1:38am trying to find a 500k fic to tickle my traumatized brain. Then, suddenly, I’ll randomly lose most if my interest in it like Thanos was resurrected and did his whole “I am inevitable” snap thingy but only with me and my ships. Then, a couple of weeks (and sometimes moths or even years) later, I’ll just have the sudden urge to read a 100k Royalty AU of whatever it was I was originally interested in and the cycle will start again.
It’s like I was in a QPR (or Straight-PR I guess in some cases) with all the other people interested in the same thing but then we went through a gut-wrenching, tear-jerking, betrayal-filled divorce and now we have joint custody over our child. The child, of course, being the think that I’m enamored with when it randomly strikes my “Aww, look at this cute little thing. How can I traumatize it?” nerve that I still love when gone but it’s no longer my priority.
Woohoo!!!!💜💜💜
🦀 Kudos Crab 🦀
If you are scrolling and see Kudos Crab, your fics will be blessed!
You will get good comments and kudos!
You will beat your writers block!
GO AND WRITE!
When you expect your new fanfic on Ao3 to blow up and it just doesn't for some reason:
I support the troops (the ao3 volunteer admins) in their war on terror (counter measures against whatever fucker decided to ddos my only source of dopamine)
You guys ever read a fic that makes you feel physically ill. And then you just go to the next page
*feeling called out be like* 😂
If you wanna know how I spend my free time, this is it:
I've been reading more fanfic instead of writing lately and I have just come across the saddest most gut-wrenching shit I've ever read
Just copied a late-night draft I made over to ao3 and planned to tag it as "short one shot" but then I saw that it's 2.4k words and I don't know if that qualifies as short
(*cough* shameless promo go read my new Annie Leonhart & Reader | Tom Ksaver/Reader one shot on ao3 now please *cough*)
>Spend two hours scrolling ao3 because you're picky
>Finally find a completed fic suiting your taste after reading three unfinished ones
>Almost 100k word count
>Description fucking slaps
>Tags are great
>It includes the trope you hate the absolute most.
> ._.
Where- where is the "next chapter ->" button ;-;?
Hey so I don't think "it might get better"-
