I Find It So Funny That People Are Actually Getting Mad That We're All Gravitating Towards Hob/Dream

I find it so funny that people are actually getting mad that we're all gravitating towards Hob/Dream and saying it's because they're white men, and that we should be writing about other tags because there are more confirmed queer and poc characters than these guys.

disappointed but not surprised how pretty much no one in the sandman fandom cares that hob is a literal slave trader. he's a white boy who's ~besties~ with another white boy! clearly he's a perfect cinnamon roll! don't let his gleeful profiteering from one of the greatest travesties in human history get in the way of the ship!

I love how he like never uses his own throne to intimidate and whatever, instead chooses to sit on the stairs. And then when he meets idiot men he will find literally any chair and make it a throne

You know you're in trouble when he menacingly stands up from a fancy chair in your house.

I love the headcanon that since escaping the fishbowl, Dream has an aversion to being naked. That he much prefers all the billowy cloaks and layers of clothes to cover him neck to toe. The Realm of Comfortable Clothing does not have a monarch, and so he claims the title for himself.

Then Death teaches him the human trick of taking clothes or blankets straight out of the dryer, when they’re in the optimal state of warm and cozy, and Dream about loses his mind over it. And if Lucienne later finds him on his throne, having wrapped himself up in a plush blanket burrito, well, she refrains from commenting on it.

Dick "Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my audience's applause" Grayson.