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I think it involves special paper and printing but idk
how do people make money
The amount of times I’ve had to explain this. It’s ok if you don’t understand what the kids find funny, it’s not for you.
"the children are just saying things that don't make sense and acting like they're funny jokes" it's called lolsorandom humor and it's a time-honored youth tradition. be cool
this is a controversial take but I think everything's gonna be all right. let's just keep going, I'm sure it'll be worth it
The most intense game of peek-a-boo ever
I have the opposite problem where I want to sleep but my body wants to flop around like a fish
NOOOOOOOOOOOO I CANT BELIEVE YOU COULD EVEN THINK THAT ABOUT ME
do this quiz and I’ll diagnose u with a mental illness <3
Not Karl..
I had a good day last week and put up the clean dishes, fed and watered the animals, and even cleaned up my cat’s vomit. It felt so good to actually do things.
I'm so fucking productive. I got so much shit done today.
ⓘ Fact check: This user did the bare minimum for the first time in 3 months.
Maybe some day I can get doctors to actually believe and help me
heartbreaking: local thing has to leave the house even though it is so tired and sleepy and full of joint pain
You have value as a person for existing. You deserve to be happy and comfortable, no matter what.
(I bring a sort of “Everyone has inherent worth regardless of their productivity” Vibe to every conversation that ableists don’t really seem to like)
Even if you were a difficult child, you didn't deserve to be hurt.
Thank you, women.
“Women are the roots of the Earth and the heartbeat of the Revolution.”
March 8th, International Working Women's Day.
Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine, 2023
Meowdy, partner!
you're allowed to be proud of things that others would consider small you're allowed to be proud of eating food you're allowed to be proud of drinking water you're allowed to be proud of brushing your teeth you're allowed to be proud of washing your hair you're allowed to be proud of going outside you're allowed to be proud of having a conversation you're allowed to be proud of getting out of bed you're allowed to be proud of just surviving this long you're allowed to be proud of things that others would consider small
The horrors are unending, and yet I remain silly
sometimes u are rly rly rly sad and then u dance in ur underwear to a song u used to love when you were fourteen and like. ok yeah hope will find me again. and u too
