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name: Birdy pronouns: they/she

zodiac: pisces gender: female timezone: ACST hobbies: reading, playing cooking mama, mythic heroes and doing sudoku<3 fav mcyts atm: sapnap, techno

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i’m screaming this shit is so cute

cassette hours (au!sapnap x reader)

pairing; uni student!anon podcast personality!sapnap x reader timeline; modern world, sapnap as a 3rd year in uni, y/n as a 2nd reader; fem!, she/her word count; 3,2k warnings; suggestive themes, talk of sex, mentions of cheating (not sapnap or y/n dw) summary; the podcast cassette hours went viral at y/n’s uni where the two anon podcast personalities attended, and a certain sexual studying tip caught many people’s attention. but y/n doesn’t do hookups and isn’t dating anyone, so finds herself stuck with typical mundane studying methods, and meets a guy in the process. what’s his name? oops. that detail failed to be discovered.

inspired by ’mixtape’ by @jungblue

masterlist

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Cassette Hours.

The podcast run by two anonymous students within the university that had everyone within its walls in a chokehold. Dream and Sapnap were the aliases of both of the men, and they had to be some of the funniest people Y/N had ever heard. The weekly episode drop was the highlight of her days; she longed for each Friday to come so she could hear some more incredible jokes and prolonged bits.

“Alright, alright,” Sapnap spoke as they finished a fit of laughter, “So, let’s get to the point of this podcast.”

Keep reading

’*•.¸♡ 𝗥𝘂𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗥𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝘀 ♡¸.•*‘

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Hi! This is just a quick info vomit on the things i do and dont accept as requests :p

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Who i write for:

I write for anyone that is in the Dream SMP within their boundaries! (Techno is C! only etc)

Any MCYT within boundaries yet again! (SMPLive? SMPEarth? CaptainSparklez? i got you)

Quackity.. mans doesn't like to be called an MCYT- so yeah him too

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I mainly only write x readers. But, i will from time to time write c! x c! or cc! x cc!.

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Content:

I am willing to write anything except NSFW. I feel uncomfortable and am not confident in my abilities to write such things. Angst? Fluff? Horror? sure. NSFW? no.

Requests i will ignore and delete in the process are stuff that include

Romanticising mental illness

Extreme gore (a little is okay :))

Readers with specific ethnicities/religions/nationality. I do not know enough about other people's cultures to accept such requests. I will try my best to be inclusive without going into detail.

Anything NSFW. i'll say it again. No extreme gore and no sexual requests)

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DNI if you are:

Homophobic

Transphobic

Racist

Over the age of 22

On stanTWT/FLTWT

Spreading/have spread any leaked photos/info

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Have a good day!

’*•.¸♡ 𝗗𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝘀𝗺𝗽 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻𝘀 ♡¸.•*‘

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Hi! Here are some headcanons written about the people of the Dream SMP!

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Pet Names GN! - 0.8k Sapnap, Wilbur, Dream, Niki

Doing a Puzzle GN! - 3.6k C!Tommy + CC!, Sapnap, Dream, George,

Read to them GN! - Sapnap, Dream, Quackity, Techno

Telling them You're Pregnant GN! (Afab) Dream, George, Punz, Karl

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i have 15 drafts that i can’t bring myself to finish writing 😭

pls i have so many ideas

ah i just binged all your works <3 thank you so much for writing you made my night

ahhhh thank you!! this made me so happy. i'm glad you liked my writing! I'll try and release something else in the next few days, currently swamped with work so it's hard to find time to write :')))