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’*•.¸♡ 𝗥𝘂𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗥𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝘀 ♡¸.•*‘

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Hi! This is just a quick info vomit on the things i do and dont accept as requests :p

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Who i write for:

I write for anyone that is in the Dream SMP within their boundaries! (Techno is C! only etc)

Any MCYT within boundaries yet again! (SMPLive? SMPEarth? CaptainSparklez? i got you)

Quackity.. mans doesn't like to be called an MCYT- so yeah him too

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I mainly only write x readers. But, i will from time to time write c! x c! or cc! x cc!.

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Content:

I am willing to write anything except NSFW. I feel uncomfortable and am not confident in my abilities to write such things. Angst? Fluff? Horror? sure. NSFW? no.

Requests i will ignore and delete in the process are stuff that include

Romanticising mental illness

Extreme gore (a little is okay :))

Readers with specific ethnicities/religions/nationality. I do not know enough about other people's cultures to accept such requests. I will try my best to be inclusive without going into detail.

Anything NSFW. i'll say it again. No extreme gore and no sexual requests)

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DNI if you are:

Homophobic

Transphobic

Racist

Over the age of 22

On stanTWT/FLTWT

Spreading/have spread any leaked photos/info

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Have a good day!

i’m screaming this shit is so cute

cassette hours (au!sapnap x reader)

pairing; uni student!anon podcast personality!sapnap x reader timeline; modern world, sapnap as a 3rd year in uni, y/n as a 2nd reader; fem!, she/her word count; 3,2k warnings; suggestive themes, talk of sex, mentions of cheating (not sapnap or y/n dw) summary; the podcast cassette hours went viral at y/n’s uni where the two anon podcast personalities attended, and a certain sexual studying tip caught many people’s attention. but y/n doesn’t do hookups and isn’t dating anyone, so finds herself stuck with typical mundane studying methods, and meets a guy in the process. what’s his name? oops. that detail failed to be discovered.

inspired by ’mixtape’ by @jungblue

masterlist

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Cassette Hours.

The podcast run by two anonymous students within the university that had everyone within its walls in a chokehold. Dream and Sapnap were the aliases of both of the men, and they had to be some of the funniest people Y/N had ever heard. The weekly episode drop was the highlight of her days; she longed for each Friday to come so she could hear some more incredible jokes and prolonged bits.

“Alright, alright,” Sapnap spoke as they finished a fit of laughter, “So, let’s get to the point of this podcast.”

Keep reading

’*•.¸♡ 𝗗𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝘀𝗺𝗽 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻𝘀 ♡¸.•*‘

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Hi! Here are some headcanons written about the people of the Dream SMP!

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Pet Names GN! - 0.8k Sapnap, Wilbur, Dream, Niki

Doing a Puzzle GN! - 3.6k C!Tommy + CC!, Sapnap, Dream, George,

Read to them GN! - Sapnap, Dream, Quackity, Techno

Telling them You're Pregnant GN! (Afab) Dream, George, Punz, Karl

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i accidentally close them, freak out and move on within the span of 5 seconds

when you finally close an ao3 tab you’re never going to read….. see u in another life, brother…………….

everytime i see someone like or reblog my CEO!dream one shot, a piece of me dies.

✮𝗣𝗲𝘁 𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 - 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻✮

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Hi! I think a lot of people share this hc when it comes to the nicknames, (sapnap and nikis specifically) but oh well!

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Headcanon - What i think they'd call their s/o Characters - CC!Sapnap, CC!Wilbur, CC!Dream, CC!Niki

Gender-Neutral Reader

Word Count: 805

CW: Cursing, dream being a basic bitch

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CC!Sapnap: 214 words

Darlin' or sweetheart

this being one of the ONLY times his Texan drawl would come out

"Darlin' could you pass me my phone?"

He'd have a slight accent throughout the rest of his sentence mainly sticking to the pet name.

he would call you 'darlin'' any chance he would get.

no you don't understand this man would be OBSESSED with calling you pet names

even if said pet names weren't necessary and crowded the sentence

he would never refer to you as your real name.

if he did.

oooh shit you know you fucked up.

'Sweetheart' is something he uses when being endearing

if you're having a bad day, your man sapnap would swoop in and save the day.

"sweetheart look at me, trust me when I say everything will get better, even if it may take a while. we will get there"

AHHHHHHHHHHH the THINGS i would do to get this man to call me 'Sweetheart' without him being awkward.

I feel like his texan drawl would still be there for this one

you just have to listen very closely.

if you heard it as a one off youd never notice, but the more he calls you 'sweetheart' the more you pick up on it

overall this man is very wholesome.

gawd dayum.

CC!Wilbur: 238 Words

I feel like Wilbur wouldn't be one for pet names

opting to just use your first name, or a nickname given to you instead.

but on the rare occasion he did use a pet name on you, it'd be 'Hon'

100% I do not see that man referring to you as anything else.

He'd be very simple with it.

only using the nickname when he deemed fit.

Wilbur would use the nickname in very... intimate and tender moments.

like, admitting his undying love for you for the very first time

"I love you. I love you so so so fucking much it hurts. im scared of this, and how our relationship will progress. but fuck hon, i love you"

he'd be very cute about it

other times he would use it is when you might have had a really shitty day, completely stressed out whether that be with work or uni or even family and friends. hell it might've been because of Wilbur.

He, of course, would guide you through grounding techniques before pulling you into his arms, sitting in between his legs with your back pressed against his chest.

whether it be on your kitchen floor, at a park, or in your bedroom laying against the side of the bed.

mans would pull you into his lap and just whisper things over and over in your ear.

'hon' being thrown into the mix every so often

CC!Dream: 160 Words

ughhhhhh dream is basic

i hate to break it to you, but this man does not have a single creative gene in his body that isn't dedicated to minecraft.

he would call you 'babe'

and to spice it up.. he'd sometimes call you 'baby'.

mans thinks its cute and unique, but in reality its overused and cringe. (Im sure some of you like it im sorry D:)

You love Dream don't get me wrong.

But, sometimes you'd just wish this man would call you something else.

anything else.

at this point you think he's forgotten your name and just can't admit it.

he calls you 'Babe' religiously

"Babe, can you pass me the pepper?"

yes dear. UGHHH

you love him, i love him, but its gotten to a point where it's no longer cute

but you obviously cant say anything cause you dont wanna hurt his feelings :(

hes sensitive but he will never admit it

lol you can just tell

CC!Niki: 186 Words

Love.

love love love love love.

As i said in the notes, this is the one pet name everyone just seems to associate Niki with and apply to her and what she'd call you.

and i am just like everyone else LMAO.

it just seems so fitting

'Love' is just so very Niki.

There was never a wrong time for Miss Nihachu over here to call you 'Love'

although a bit basic persay, it still made your heart swell.

with her soft voice and wholesomeness. oh lord.

you'd melt right then and there.

"Love i'm going to be streaming with Jack for a bit, i'll text you right before we finish :)" WITH LIKE A KISS TO THE FOREHEAD OR CHEEK OR SOMETHING-

no matter how tall you were. whether it be 5 inches shorter or a foot taller

she would try her absolute darn best to give you a cheek/forehead smooch.

(Even if it meant you'd need to bend down for her for all the tall readers like myself)

long story short you're completely head over heels for her and her cute nickname for you.

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Hello, Hello!!

I am back!! i appeared out of nowhere, uploaded for a week and then disappeared for a month. apologies about that one guys, shits been hard recently.

I hope you guys have a good day/night!!

- Birdy