Dadbastian People Write This Down-

Dadbastian people write this down-

You’re a demon. One day, you’re summoned into a living room, and an exhausted woman quickly rambles about needing to get to work and being unable to find a sitter before flying out the door. Now, you stand in your summoning circle, a toddler staring wide eyed at you.

Super random Black Butler OC dump Part 1 (probably, maybe)

Feat. The 3D (that stands for “three demons”)

The dynamic of these three is basically “father raising two kids and he doesn’t restrict them like at all cause he likes when it pisses other people off” or some shit (it’s not two dads taking care of a kid, it’s a dad taking care of two kids btw lmao)

Adam is always panicking whenever he’s out with these three in public, like he’s always thinking about the three of them possibly blowing their cover as demons.

He’s especially like this with Maria the most. He’ll glance at her and go “oh her? That’s my daughter.”

“Sir, your daughter is biting someone’s arm off”

“SHIT—”

Maria will eat (almost) absolutely anything. 

Even if it’s raw. 

Or on the ground. 

Or in the trash.

If someone drops a tray full of food she’ll just eat it anyway

She’s a demon she doesn’t have to worry about digestive issues.

And neither does Tobias

Man’s quite the drinker

And thankfully demons can’t get drunk either

At least, I don’t think we can

Idk I remember seeing somewhere a panel of Sebastian with a bunch of empty wine glasses and he’s just fine

Also it’s not always noticeable

But Tobias and Maria also have these sharp ass teeth (similar to Grell but maybe even sharper than that)

Just a subtle little hint to their true demon forms

I find it insane how Maurice doesn't know how extremely easy he got off for what he tried to do to Ciel.

Like, he's really lucky that Ciel had ordered his demon butler to stay out of the matter and let the boy handle things on his own.

Can you imagine an alternate scenario where Sebastian goes absolutely apeshit on this fucker?

"My lord, I'm trying to sneak around but the thunderous clap of my behind keeps alerting the bizarre dolls."

I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE WHO SHIP CIEL AND SEBASTIAN FROM BLACK BUTLER!

There is so much wrong with this ship and I have a full LIST of reasons why you are disgusting if you ship it.

1. CIEL IS A MINOR. HE IS 13. I don't care that he acts like an adult sometimes or that he's emotionally mature, he is thirteen fucking years old.

2. Sebastian is like a thousand years old. He's ancient. Enough said.

3. Sebastian cares about Ciel mainly because of the contract. I'm not saying that's the only reason, but Sebastian is mainly with Ciel so he can munch on his soul and have some fun before he finds a new contractor. I do believe Sebastian might have grown more attached to Ciel, but at the end of the day, Sebastian just wants his soul ¯\(ツ)/¯

4. I'm aware that there are rumours that Black Butler was going to be some gross hardcore yaoi series, but the author changed it. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF THERE ARE SOME REMINENTS OF WHAT BLACK BUTLER MIGHT'VE BEEN, THEY AREN'T A SHIP.

5. There is next to no evidence that they will/are canon. Fight me on this.

6. Some people say it's because the series is old and the people who used to read this were desperate to be with Sebastian or Ciel whoever, and tried to ship them to feed their own dreams but SERIOUSLY. Get a life please 💀

7. Ciel doesn't have a romantic chemistry any characters apart from Lizzy, and he doesn't even seem overly interested in her ngl 💀 And again, he's 13 let the kid just be a kid.

8. The series is most likely never going to go down a romantic path. It's about demons, mystery, and crime fighting. There's a lot more but those are BASICALLY THE MAIN THEMES. not romance.

I could think up so many more, but my fingers are sore from typing. Don't get me wrong, I'm all here for platonic sebaciel because I find their dynamic interesting, but pairing the characters romantically? 🤮

We have been in a Dadbastian drought (yet there's so much potential for fan media)

Personally, I believe we have been in a severe Dadbastian drought. I'm not really referring to canon Sebastian, so don't get confused with that.

Anyway. Kuroshitsuji has been around for like 14–17 years? Since it's been around for a while there should be no Dadbastian drought. However, in my opinion, there is a lack of fan media — whether that be fanfics or fanart.

Basically, what I'm trying to say is that there's so much potential for fan media.

Like wdym, the trope where “boy who has lost everything has to make a deal with a demon who will eat his soul in the future; however, the demon starts to get parental and slowly, slowly realises he doesn't want to eat the boy's soul” doesn't sound appealing??

Can you imagine all the angst and hurt/comfort possiblities there are??