Get The Fuck Out Banishing Oil

“Get the Fuck Out” Banishing Oil

In celebration of a robust banishing spell working, here’s my recipe for Get the Fuck Out Oil. This was concocted with pretty common banishing ingredients, some pulled from the Exorcism table in Incense, Oils, & Brews by Scott Cunningham, as well as a little extra from the powder in this banishing spell (the one we used).

CAUTION: If you have sensitive skin, think you may have sensitive skin, or just want to be safe, use gloves while handling this oil. Cayenne is a spicy motherfucker, and, in combination with the oils used in this recipe, this oil can burn your skin. We used gloves to be safe—mostly because I get hives even if certain soaps look at me funny. Chemical burns aren’t fun. Be safe.

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Ingredients

Carrier Oil (grapeseed, olive, almond, etc.)

10 drops peppermint oil

3 drops cinnamon oil

2 pinches Cayenne Pepper

Pinch black salt (recipe here)

Pinch black pepper

Add your carrier to a container with a lid. The amount you use depends on how much you want to make and how big your container is. I have these tiny vials, so I filled it about ¾ of the way up .

Add the oils. If you used more carrier, you may need to add more. Remember the warning above.

Add the dry ingredients. I didn’t measure these in any official capacity, so go with your gut. Cayenne should be the most prominent of your dry ingredients. Remember that we still want this to be liquid, so watch your proportions.

Cover your container tight and shake it up. While you shake it, focus hard on kicking people/things out of your life. I literally repeated “get the fuck out” over and over while I shook it up. Go as long as feels right.

Let it sit for awhile and get good a mixed before using. If you have the means, you could strain this out to remove the sediment. I didn’t–so it’s just in there. Doesn’t bother me, and it worked regardless. Just shake again before use, once again focusing on booting people/things away. 

When I make another batch of this, I’ll probably heat the base oil and add the powders so they get good and mixed. Then add the essential oils when it cools/is strained. I, unfortunately, didn’t have the time to make that attempt since we had to take advantage of the day.

Use to anoint candles during banishment work. Good for spirits, energies, and…people.

Happy banishing!

Abraca-fuck-you hex (inspired by The Adventure Zone)

So I have a verbal hex that I’ve been using for a few months now based on the iconic line in TAZ (for those who don’t know it’s a D&D podcast). It’s just cast to cause a bit of a bad day and I charge it with a bit of angry/annoyed intent, and then I just say “abraca-fuck-you” and that’s about it. This is the same hex I accidentally used on my friend which resulted in his dice rolling super poorly for a week or two. Not much else to say. Hope you enjoy <3

Witch Tool: Reversing Candles

One tool often called for and used in folk practices is the reversing candle. Doubly dipped - with red wax making up the inside and black wax making up the outside - these candles are a means of reversing the effects of curses, hexes, and other negative magic. Reversing candles can also be used on major days of the year as a more generic cleansing method. These days many practices use double action candles - one end made of black wax, the other of a color corresponding to the working (though typically red) - in place of a traditional reversing candle. With an extra bit of work and after carving the hexer’s name into the candle, many double action candles can be used as a sort of return to sender. Reversing and double action candles are traditionally dressed with oil and herbs before use. 

I was feeling super stressed in the middle of work so I made this spread on my break. I call it the “Calm the Fuck Down” spread. Enjoy!

1. What you’re freaking out about right now 2. How to calm down 3. How to prevent losing your shit 4. Something good that will come out of your situation

“We Are Safe”

Protection sigil for a group of people. Can be used on a room to protect people inside. Can be used on yourself and your coven members Or if you’re apart of some other group and wish to protect it’s members. Can also be used on a picture of a group of people (as long as you are also in the picture).