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Jisung, "Have you ever been arrested?"

Minho, "Yeah, How could you tell?"

Jisung, "I was going to say it's illegal to be that cute but now I am curious"

Minho, "Aggravated assault!!"

BOYFRIEND TEXTS ✰ established relationship / fluff

; a glimpse of the texts shared between you and your boyfriend ; yang jeongin.

pairing. jeongin x gn!reader

cw. profanities / shut up used jokingly / i hate you used jokingly.

masterlist

author’s note. can you tell i’m not confident in my characterization of him 😞💔 ( 3 / 8 )

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Jisung, "What if mayonnaise came in cans?"

Felix, "Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal"

Minho, "Good morning to everyone except these two creatures"

Jisung, "I have a plan"

Seungmin, "I have the hospital and Chan on speed dial"

JYP, "Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something"

Chan, "Nope!!"

I.N, "No"

Hyunjin, "Never"

Felix, "I hope it sucks from whatever you're going through"

Changbin, "I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life"

Seungmin, "I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you"

Minho, "I can't wait to go to your funeral knowing that I could've changed the outcome"

*Thump noise*

Chan, from the other room: "What happened?"

Changbin "JYP's shirt fell"

Chan, "Why was it loud?"

Changbin, "It had him inside"

Jisung: *doing ayego to Hyunjin*

Hyunjin, *poking Jisung's eyeballs*

Felix, "I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to the school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? Nobody ever asked me if I want to be a duck!!!

Felix, "Every January brings new ambitions and dreams. But as soon as you enter December, it shows you the reality"

Hyunjin, "Did you play Uno with Channie hyung again??"

Felix, "Um-"

Hyunjin, "How many times did you lose??"

(Felix looking towards the ceiling, trying to avoid the question)

Straykids on the dinner table-

Minho, "I need a book recommendation!!"

Seungmin, "The Bible!!"

Changbin, "You act like you don't care"

Seungmin, "who said I'm acting?"

Hyunjin, "If I ever get trapped in a room of explosives and the only way out is to eat eggplants, then I would die"

Minho, "How the hell would you even get to that situation"

Hyunjin, "That's just me explaining how much I despise tomatoes"

random texts with bf!skz

part 2 | part 1 genre : crack ; warnings : swearing in lee know, changbin and seungmin's part

tags : @foxinnie8 @hamburgers101 @starlostlaiba @laylasbunbunny (send an ask to be added/removed)

Chan, "Listen to the voice in your head"

Minho, "Really!!?? That mf wants me to choke people"

Chan, "MINHO LANGUAGE!!"

Hyunjin, "This paper says Changbin looks like he plays harmonica."

Changbin, "No, it doesn't. It says Hyunjin smells like tuna. "

Han, "It actually says making out with your dog is bad for your health."

Hyunjin, "Being in someone else's business is also bad for your health."

Minho, "scoot over!!"

Jeongin, "I was here first"

Minho, "I am older than you"

Jeongin, "exactly!! Go break up your hip instead of fighting for my chair"

Yeonjun,"Sometimes I look at Beomgyu, and I have the urge to punch him in the face. He could be doing nothing at all, and I'd want to hit him

Beomgyu, "He's secretly in love with me, and everyone knows it"

Seungmin, "You should try this"

Minho, "Did you spat in this?"

Seungmin, "Huh?"

Minho, "You spat in this?"

Seungmin, " yeah"

Minho, "Gross!!"

Changbin, "Your hair is greasy!!"

Hyunjin, "I am not gonna let Mr.12 in 1 shampoo talk to me about personal hygiene. You go into the shower once a week and say, "Let me just pull out this giant bottle of shampoo, conditioner, toothpaste, deodorant, face wash, ass scrub out and use that all over my entire body"

Changbin, "You're just mad cause you're ugly af"

Han, "Well, I think that -"

Hyunjin, "Don't even start with your doritos locos smelling ass"

Changbin, "I don't see any problem with my shampoo. It has all the essentials in it"

Chan, "I put a roof over your head, clothes on your back, food on your table"

Han, "Ain't that what you're supposed to do? I'm your child. You had me. I didn't ask you to be here"

Hyunjin: "When I first met you, I thought you were annoying"

Han, "And?"

Hyunjin, "and you are!!"

"I've seen you're true colors"

Idgaf, you can go paint your room with them

FRIEND OR ENEMY?

Never put too much trust in friends. Keep a close eye on your friends — they easily become envious and resentful, and will undermine you. In contrast, if you promote an enemy, he’ll be more loyal than a friend in an effort to prove himself. In fact, you have more to fear from friends than from enemies.

“I’d rather have an enemy who admits that they hate me, than a friend who secretly puts me down”

-Karen Salmansohn

In a speech Abraham Lincoln delivered at the height of the Civil War, he referred to the Southerners as fellow human beings who were in the wrong direction. An elderly lady criticized him for not calling them incompatible enemies who must be destroyed. “Why?, madam,” Lincoln replied, “do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?”

According to him, you destroy an enemy when you make a friend of him.It is natural to want to recruit your friends when you find yourself in times of need. The world is a harsh place, and your friends soften this harshness. Besides, you know them. They keep you entertained and make things go easy and comfortable. Why depend on a stranger when you have a friend at hand?

The problem is that you often do not know your friends as well as you imagine. Friends often agree on things in order to avoid an argument. They cover up their unpleasant qualities so as to not offend each other. They laugh extra hard at each other’s jokes. Since honesty rarely strengthens friendship, you may never know how a friend truly feels. Friends will say that they adore your music and envy your taste in clothes. Maybe they mean it, often they do not. When you decide to hire a friend, you gradually discover the qualities he or she has kept hidden.

There is almost a touch of condescension in the act of hiring friends that secretly afflicts them. The injury will come out slowly: A little more honesty, flashes of resentment and envy here and there, and before you know, your friendship fades.

The more favours and gifts you supply to revive the friendship, the less gratitude you receive. Because showing gratitude is a burden while revenge is a pleasure.

Ingratitude has a long and deep history.

A Brahman, a great expert in Veda who has become a great archer as well, offers his services to his good friend, who is now the king. The Brahman cries out when he sees the king, “Recognize me, your friend!”

The king answers him, “ Yes, we were friends before, but our friendship was based on what powers we had....... I was friends with you because it served my purpose. No pauper is a friend to the rich, no fool to the wise, no coward to the brave. An old friend! Who needs him? It is two men of equal wealth and equal birth who contract friendship and marriage.......

An old friend~ who needs him?

Reference from-

THE MAHABHARAT,

THIRD CENTURY B.C

The Jaws of Ingratitude. Knowing what would happen if you put a finger in the mouth of a lion, you would stay clear of it. With friends, you will have no such caution, and if you hire them, they will eat you alive with ingratitude.

“When you see water flowing uphill, it means that someone is repaying a kindness.”

Reference from-

THE SNAKE, THE FARMER, AND THE HERON

AFRICAN FOLK TALE

All working situations require a kind of distance between people. You are trying to work, not make friends; friendliness (real or false) only obscures that fact. They key to power, then, is the ability to judge who is best able to further your interests in all situations. Keep friends for friendship, but work with the skilled and competent.

Without enemies around us, we grow lazy. An enemy at our heels sharpens our wits, keeping us focused and alert.

Finally, the problem about working with friends is that it confuses the boundaries and distances that working requires. But if both partners in the arrangement understand the dangers involved, a friend often can be employed to great effect. You must never let your guard down in such a venture, however; always be on the lookout for any signs of emotional disturbance such as envy and ingratitude. Nothing is stable in the realm of power, and even the closest of friends can be transformed into the worst of enemies.

Then is there nothing like true friendship?

It can be. Apart from your parents people who show the real self to you. The friendship where you can show or say what you really feel. Where you don’t fear of letting your guard down. The friendship where gratitude is not a burden can be considered as a true or needed friendship which is exceptional and infrequent. If you ever find this kind of friendship then protect it with your life.

There will be a billion of moments,

When you'll be bound to fall

It hurts when things Don’t go according to us.

But Don’t let them make you weak

Don’t let it break your will.

Don’t keep yourself mustered up in those feelings.

Trust yourself. Just be yourself.

I have faith in you. I know you can do it.

Here come and hold my hand.

I’ll help you out.

I promise I won’t leave ya.

I’ll take you to a paradise,

Where you won’t have to prove yourself.

Sometimes you Don’t realize that you’re drowning,

When you’re trying to be everyone’s else anchor.

How does it feel when you realize the one whom you call your friend to rely on, never intended on being one.

Till now you were just existing,

How others wanted you to be.

Now, it’s time for you to live.

Live however you want.

Why do you want to be perfect?

When you can be yourself.

I like the way you are.

People come and people go.

Don’t let other’s action hurt you.

Don’t let it ruin your happiness.

Don’t let it turn you cold inside.

Trust yourself. Just be yourself.

I have faith in you. I know you can do it.

Here come and hold my hand.

I’ll help you out.

I promise I won’t leave ya.

I’ll take you to a paradise,

Where you won’t have to prove yourself.