The Peachman Brothers

The Peachman Brothers

"How come you're kissing the damn transvestite?!!" (QUÉ HACES BESANDO A LA LISIADA?!!!)

"sorry bro, it was a accident" -Robertsky

"ACCIDENT?!!, I EVEN SAW A FUCKING TONGUE!!, that's enough!, I'm going to kill Velvety!!" -Albertsky

"Albert!, no!! (⁠ʘ⁠言⁠ʘ)" -Robertsky

Lo prometido es deuda mi ciela, here it is

@robertskyswifeyyy

We are talking about sh*t, idk, my brain is burned, ugh, exams period

"so, you draw all that in your blog, nice!, your draws are so nice for your age!" -wify

"oh yeah, thanks for your-, wait, my age?, How old you think I am???" -me

"umm, idk, 13?" -wify

"what?!!, is so young!, NOOO" -me

"you are 15?, so?" -wify

"WHAT?!!, NOOO, haha, I'm 20" -me

"what??? (⁠⊙⁠_⁠◎⁠)" -wify

"yeah, I'm in the university, haha, Damm girl"- me

"sorry, What's missing? You say you're a boy?" -wify

"uuuuuh.... Yeah, I'm a (demi)boy (⁠˘⁠･⁠_⁠･⁠˘⁠)" -me

"WHAT?!!" -wify

"weirdos..."-Psy

@psychicvoidtale

Past and Pasta

"I was the arch Illager, one of the most powerful beings in the overworld, with unimaginable power, so great that my glory and light were as abysmal as was my passing shadow."

"I had an army so powerful that I had never seen before that I envied the number of heroes I saw, no one could against my reign and empire, everything was created with the purpose of me taking what belongs to me since my birth, the whole world"

"but, I was overthrown, a group of heroes took my world from me and destroyed my life for the third and fourth time, my empire, my life, Everything I formed was taken away, nothing was left for me, now I have a simple life, and I... I..."

"I HAVE TO COOK FOR MY HUSBAND, AND THE DAMN GAS GONE!!, I CURSE YOU MAGIC CRISPITAS OVEN!!, I CUUUURSEEEEE YOUUUUUUUU, HE WILL BE COMING FROM WORK SOON!!, AND I HAVE NOT MADE THE PASTA YET, I CURSE YOU, I CURSEEE YOUUUUUU"

He ended up married to someone from a Latin country and now became a househusband....

That's my husband's story... Now he waits for me every time I came home from work....

@psychicvoidtale

My FC of Minecraft

Their names are kaled and Adam, Adam is the yellow guy and kaled the illager hehe

Teutates: do you feel or not feel bonita?

Yog: hmm..... I feel bonita...

Teutates: wonderfull.... Because you are bonita....

I'M BEGGING Y'ALL PLEASE DRAW TEUTATES X YOG IN THIS PICTURE

Hello, I'm the person behind this blog, and, haha, I'm sorry, this is not about That's not my neighbour, but, I want show this, because I'm still laughing as fuck

Wait for it

AJAJAJJAJSJSKSKSKSKS, LMAO, SKSKSKSJSJ, context: My character is supposed to be blind and I forgot to leave that detail in the character card and I, like an idiot, said that they saw a movie and my character left on his motorcycle, ksjsjsjsjs