Some Incorrect Aurora Quotes

some incorrect aurora quotes

based on Aurora by Red from overly sarcastic productions

also some of these were made a little while back and based on my first impressions of falst

~anyways~

*being ambushed* Falst: what’s the plan? Erin: PLAN?! Falst: oh gods we’re dead -ALSO- Kendal: don’t worry! I have a plan! Erin: oh thank goodness. what is it? Kendal: don’t die Erin: THAT’S the plan?! Kendal, who was kind of a god and didn’t sleep for like 9 days: it’s a very good plan, don’t mess it up

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Erin: ...and that’s the plan. any questions? Falst: we’ve been here. for FIVE. HOURS.

Falst: are you callin’ me a liar?! Erin: well I ain’t callin’ to a truther!

Kendal: bro, can I get a sip of that water? Falst: it’s not water Kendal: hah! vodka! I like you styl- Falst: it’s vinegar Kendal: I- what Falst: I said it’s vinegar, p/ssy

Kendal: d’you ever wanna talk about your emotion, Alinua? Alinua: no Erin: I do! Kendal: I know, Erin Erin: I’m sad Kendal: I know, Erin

Alinua: would you rather fight a bunch of kindergarteners, or- Falst: I want to fight a bunch of kindergarteners Alinua: see, that’s not even the whol- Falst: those kids are getting SLAMMED-

Falst, always: A AA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kendal: why do we even need coming out day? everyone’s a little gay Erin: oh, well I’m a big gay, and today I’m coming out as the world’s biggest gay

Erin: I’m not gonna conversate with you, I’m not gonna invest time in y- Alinua: I think it’s “converse” Erin: huh? Alinua: just say “talk”

Erin: hey, toss me my keys *CRASH* Erin: what the f/ck? Falst: I thought you said “printer!” Erin: why the f/ck would I say “printer?”

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Ppl I think/know are interested:

@florianheart @halloweeneva

okay to a just finished 5.55 and I honestly I was already excited for Sharlayan because the twins are my children but now I just gotta go there to deck fourchenoult or whatever the f/ck his name is

we will have WORDS

maintaining friendships as an adult be like

voltron is dead and so am i

more incorrect aurora quotes

Erin (to falst): let’s take turns telling each other secrets about ourselves Erin: I’ll go first Erin: I. HATE. YOU

Alinua: yo, what d’you want to eat? Void Dragon: the souls of the innocent Erin: ...a bagel V.D.: NO! Erin: Erin: two bagels

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Falst: dude, you wear your pajama pants outside, that way we’re matching! Erin: how about you just do your f/cking laundry?! Falst: AGH!

Erin: we should’ve left you on that streetcorner where you were standing Falst: Falst: but’cha didn’t

Kendal: “Road Work Ahead?” Kendal (sincerely): uh, yeah, I sure HOPE it does

Erin: is Wendy working today? Kendal: bro, you didn’t roll your window down Erin: what- ~ Erin: is Wendy working today? Kendal: I think they’re closed Erin: yeah me too ~ Erin: is Wendy working today? Kendal: dude I think we’re at Taco Bell Erin: what, how-?!