So I Was Rewatching Guys Videos- Or Rather, Whats Left Of Them- And Stumbled Across This Comment:

So I was rewatching Guy’s videos- or rather, what’s left of them- and stumbled across this comment:

LIKE IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE- it’s not exactly an enemies to lovers, it’s more roommates who annoy one another but that turns to intense flirting over time without either one realizing it.

These two were just trying to have a cheaper rent with someone the other didn’t have to associate with too often- or at least that was what Honey was aiming for. Guy wanted to split the rent with someone- yes, but he also hoped to gain a good friend in the process.

Guy……annoyed the absolute hell out of Honey. He always played his videogames too loud, left his clothes on the floor, or was overdue on his half of the chores. Their patience could only be stretched so thin before it snapped in two.

They’re complete opposites, but they’ll have to admit he’s pretty sweet for such an annoying ray of sunshine. UGH AND THE FLIRTING GOD THE FLIRTING- they’re so competitive- playing videogames and whoever lost had to pay for dinner or do the last of the chores.

PLAYFIGHTINGGGGG ‼️‼️

The tension is STRONGGGGGGG and these two don’t notice a damn thing besides the warmth building within their chests.

And oh my god inviting friends over they get so much worse, everyone else is trying so hard not to point out the obvious tensions between the two.

But becoming decent friends doesn’t change the fact that he pushes each and every one of their buttons. And once Guy notices how much he got under Honey’s skin- that just made it all the more fun to keep going, and to see how long they’d last before they broke.

Honey leaning on the doorframe after a shower, hair damp and shirt discarded in their bedroom. The only cloth adorning their skin included the sweatpants wrapped loosely around their legs.

Guy resided openly on the couch, a controller in hand, and old dishes left to rest on the coffee table beside his legs. Honey groaned and slid a hand down their face, signaling Guy’s attention from across the room. “Those were there last night, Guy. Ever plan on picking those up? I plan to use that table tomorrow morning when I eat breakfast.”

“It was a long shift, I’ll get them later.” “Ah, I call bullshit, that’s what you said last night.” “So?” “Ugh you’re so fucking gross.” It’s only when Honey crosses the living room floor that Guy notices that they are without a shirt. Honey quirks a brow when Guy hurriedly tears his face away from their line of sight.

THEM JUST TEASING THE HELL OUT OF HIM FOR BEING ALL FLUSTERED- using his habits to degrade him he kinda likes it tho.

Okay yeah I had a lil mini fic tangent I love this idea sm

HONEY LOOMING OVER HIM AND SMILING DOWN AT HIM. “Are you..? Are you blushing??”

Guy leaving things out just to piss honey off

ANGRY MAKE OUTS

Ugh he loves when Honey gets rough and demanding- he secretly thinks it’s super hot when they’re all bossy and stern.

Honey loses it when Guy ends up being what they think about all the time. They once caught themselves just smiling to themselves thinking about how Guy smiled at them the other day. “…🙂………😊………😐………😳…….shit”.

your guy and honey hc's are always so so good. it breaks my heart that it's ash's sibling that's the one finding it hard to fit in but the idea of their dad being hard on them feels so accurate. do you have any more ideas for how the way they were raised impacts them today? I also feel like honey KNOWS guy and ash would get along and is afraid of letting him into more of their life partly because of how well he already fits and how well they know he would continue to fit. that scares them

also for my own Milo obsession how do you think milo and honey get along?

Thanks, Anon! AND YES- Ash mentions his dad being a little bit of a hard-ass, so I only assumed these two had mega daddy issues. Ash and Honey were almost the same in height and size while being shifted, but their personalities couldn’t have been any more different- so ofc their dad treated each of them very differently. Not well- but still differently in a way that was noticeable. [CW: FAMILY ISSUES, ABUSE, TRAUMA RESPONSES]

Ash’s and Honey’s parents divorced early on, which only made things worse at home for these two. The split from their parents only led the split with their family, Ash was trying so desperately to keep things together- but Honey had already lost hope.

It got even worse when these two hit puberty and could finally shift. Their dad would hit the both of them, so Honey worked themselves to the bone to be strong enough to protect Asher. Honey basically had to raise Asher once their parents divorce was finalized.

The energy at home was so tense, especially when their dad was at work. Ash and Honey argued like madmen. Honey completely lost it past that point and became super reckless, happening to fall into the same crowd as Darlin- leading them to Quinn of course.

Asher was pissed off at Honey for being so reckless, but he was tired of arguing. So he just ignored them altogether. AND THEN HONEY GOT IN TROUBLE WITH QUINN AND ALL THAT JAZZ.

Once Honey heard all these stories about an ‘unnaturally large dog that looked big enough to be a wolf and then some’, they knew who he was talking about. They knew how similar Guy and Asher were- and in a way their mate filled that void for them, but Honey could never tell Guy that.

Guy fits so well into their life, and it terrifies them to no end. They mean the words ‘I love you’ more every time they say them- WHICH IS WHY THEY REFRAIN FROM EVEN SAYING THEM AT ALL. Letting Guy in seems like their worst nightmare, then he’d know how messed up their life really was despite the front they tried so desperately to uphold.

Asher, as well as Marie, texts Honey every now and then- Marie’s are just checking up on them, Asher’s is begging them to come home- or at least to come see him.

AND UGHHHH IF HONEY EVER MET BABE ASHER WOULD POSITIVELY SOB.

OOOH Milo and Honey…. They got along super well with his ma of course, Marie is simply the best woman in existence. But Milo gets sort of pissed at them for putting themselves as well as the pack in danger in the past.

He understands though, feeling the need to protect his parents after a hard time- especially after a messy divorce. Milo and Honey have a sort of unspoken understanding of one another- they don’t dislike each other per say, but they used to play fight until they were both bleeding when they were kids. And Marie was always the one to patch them up after the fact.

BTW THEIR DAD WAS A MF ALCOHOLIC AND WOULD OFFER DRINKS TO HONEY AND ASHER DESPITE BEING UNDERAGE AT THE TIME.

Honey constantly feels like they’re putting people in danger just by being around them, especially Guy. They want so desperately to call him their mate, but it’s never a good enough time- so they decide on never. For now.

THE WAY DAVID KISSES ANGEL AWAKE IM SOBBING HES SO SWEET

I’m gonna make this look nicer later. But rn, take this. Cuz I love this couple sm.

HONEY AND ASHER ARE SIBLINGS- YES IM BACK ON MY SHIFTER HONEY BULLSHIT- maybe the reason Honey is often so reserved and cold towards Guy is because they’re trying to hide the fact that they’re a shifter- and they thought that their relationship wouldn’t last. They totally didn’t expect to fall in love with a greasy idiot who’s sweet enough to rot their teeth.

ALSO HONEY WHO’S TOUCH STARVED AS FUCK- Guy just came home and the first thing he did was hold them standing up, just being in each others arms without saying anything. Guy kissing their forehead. “I missed you today, Honey. I love you.” AND THEY JUST STARTED CRYING-

IM SO SOFT SO IN LOVE OMFG THIS IS PERFECT!!!!! ITS SO CUTE WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR THIS- I desperately need to hear Lasko call them Sugar Bear this needs to be canon.

From the brilliant mind of @blutomindpretzel https://www.tumblr.com/blutomindpretzel/702371688041627648/lasko-with-a-shifter-listenerhear-me-out-lasko