Warning! Slightly Suggestive Drawing Of Dave And Angel Enjoying Their Hot Boi Summer

Warning! Slightly suggestive drawing of Dave and Angel enjoying their hot boi summer 🙏✨

Every time I have to censor something I forget the command so I have to go look it up each time 😭

More Redacted listener as best besties content where??? WHEN??? THIS IS ME BEGGING ERIK A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE MATES TO BE CHAOTIC.

They absolutely make Mac and cheese in the kitchen together at four am, also pouring different alcohols into the food and trying them out. “AY MILO YOU GOTTA TRY THIS VODKA MAC AND CHEESE SHIT RN COME HERE” ….yeah they’re wasted as fuck. Angel has done various different shots off of Sweetheart and Babe.

Just- in an audio- at a pack event or something- the boys reacting to all the crazy shit they’ve done together and for the dialogue (that I know isn’t possible because they’re fucking listeners), it’s just silence with the occasional David scoff, Asher laugh, and Milo’s sarcastic commentary.

Sweetheart picking Babe up (because Sweetheart is strong asf), and throwing them over their shoulder. “Yeah sorry Ash, I’ll be borrowing this for a little while.” And as they carry Babe away, the hallway echos with deranged laughter and the occasional “ASH!!! ANGEL!!! HELP.”

What if Christian and Sweetheart were secretly best friends? Like yes- he’s cocky for pretty much no reason, and he has the need to be extra competitive with Milo and Asher. But he has actual respect for Sweetheart, so he sort of finds himself gravitating towards them. (Nothing romantic- he’s just curious hush)

It started with overhearing Milo gloat to the other pack members about his “mate who’s a stealth investigator for The Department”, he just had to see for himself.

The difference between these two is- Sweetheart has a good reason to be cocky, they’re so fucking good at what they do. But they just- aren’t. And it makes him a little uneasy for a while. But once he starts up an actual conversation with them- he only has more questions.

Alright these two would be so badass together don’t act like they wouldn’t. And I have literally no idea why, but these two give me Jim and Dwight from The Office- vibes. Like- they mess with each other all the time, and are super competitive in their out-of-nowhere-rivalry. But under all of that is a deep understanding and respect for one another.

They have so much platonic chemistry- and it’s so confusing to the two of them. Sweetheart mostly resented Christian because of how much he teased Milo (and you know damn well sweetheart wasn’t having any of that bullshit.) But besides their need to always one-up each other, they actually got along.

They’re absolutely each other’s wingman don’t even ask (sweetheart helped him with date ideas for him and Amanda when they were still together, as well as comforted them when they split)

These two have matching red heart-shaped-sunglasses that they wear on the beach trip (which is also when Milo finds out they are best friends)

GOSSIPING TOGETHER (sipping margaritas or hot tea/coffee and talking over pack and work matters)

This literally puts Milo into cardiac arrest holy shit

Aggro hates Christian and Sweetheart thinks it’s the funniest shit ever

Calling each other “bitch” all the time

Three words: dance dance revolution matches, or just dance whatever’s your cup of tea

Watching Hell’s Kitchen together and making fun of everything (also watching romantic comedies and laughing at everything and everyone.)

Fueled by each other’s suffering

But also Sweetheart tackled Christian in a hug after Inversion (hiding tears in his jacket) yeah the aren’t kidding anyone, these two care about each other

Christian loudly gags or rolls his eyes whenever he catches Sweetheart and a Milo kissing or being touchy with each other (and just being sweet in general he hates it so much)

wip whenever (time isn’t real)

Wow my full time job really gets in the way of my silly little tumblr time. 

Tagged by @ejunkiet <3 I don’t have much this week, forgive. Have a small treat of spicy milo/sweetheart (my specialty). 

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Wicca (or witch wizard whatever) Angel has my mind firing on all cylinders rn. Like they can’t perform actual magic because they’re unempowered. But imagine if they COULD- performing spell magic, palm readings, being a whore for hot tea and gardening- that kinda cool shit. Of course the kind of magic they perform isn’t all that compatible with their body- but the strain is worth feeling equal to their empowered friends.

- Angel having a whole cabinet full of crystals, herbs, mortar and pestle, them having a cauldron (they absolutely made ramen in it one time and was able to shift for a week).

- oh your sick? Angels got something for that, lost a limb? Angel can perform advanced healing magic that can mend blood cells.

- knowing what they do, Angel performs a lot of body modification to achieve certain magical abilities. And of course it’s scary as fuck but Angel’s just too curious to stop. Angel can grow certain limbs, shift if they want to, perform elemental and energetic magic. It’s like being a Freelancer but you’re a sexy witch that’s unstoppable and unempowered.

- people are literally afraid of them and I love them sm. Angel has large hand tattoos that are compatible with performing these advanced spells, symbols that make it easier and more on the nose.

-ANGEL PROTECTING THE PACK

ALSO IM TAGGING @4ngelv4mp BECAUSE ILY AND I GOT THE IDEA WHILE DMING THEM

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