"eww Why Do You Pick Sam In Stardew Valley As Your Marriage Candidate Hes Awful-" SHUT UP BE QUIET I

"eww why do you pick sam in stardew valley as your marriage candidate hes awful-" SHUT UP BE QUIET I WILL END YOU

Imagine Stardew Valley but everyone is magical except the Wizard /j

I was just scrolling thru yt shorts and I found a “Sam VS Alex vid” but @/wictariontheanimator and I’m so confused-

Ur such a silly billy /neg (/lhj)

spr remake when

might try to do if some miracle happens and school burns 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I know they try to have counterparts between the romance options and that Sam and Penny are considered counterparts because they both provide for their dysfunctional families financially (at least I assume that's the connection there, they don't really interact at all), but I really would have loved to see the dynamic between Penny and Alex. Not just because I like them both the best (though that too) but because Alex had a shitty abusive father and I could imagine him saying all the things he wanted to say to his dad, to Pam instead in Penny's honor

Not even as like a romantic thing just like, an unexpected friendship between the head empty jock and the bookish wallflower because they both recognize that they deserve better than the way their parents treated them