Look, If Andrew Garfield, Ben Barnes And Aaron Taylor Johnson Dont Play The Old Marauders In The Harry

Look, if Andrew Garfield, Ben Barnes and Aaron Taylor Johnson don’t play the old Marauders in the Harry Potter Series, then whats the point?

Any other eldest daughters who heard “Surface Pressure” for the first time and had to stare at the wall for a few minutes, because that sh*t hits different? No? Just me? Cool.

Anyone else notice how Cas’ deal was the exact same one as Doctor Faust makes in Johnann Wofgang von Goethes “Faust”?

“When to a moment then I say

Ah, stay for a while, you are so lovely!

Then you can grasp me: then you may,

Then to my ruin I’ll go gladly.”

He makes the devil his slave until he reaches a moment of utmost happiness, then the devil may have his soul.

I’m not sure what to do with this information

If Our Flag Means Death isn’t renewed, the homophobes win. Come on, HBO. Don’t let the homophobes win!

To all my lovely nerds who wish Edgin and Xenk had kissed. Let me recommend a book:

Reforged by Seth Haddon.

Thank me later.

The D&D movie was close to perfect, as far as I can tell as someone who has never played. However what would have made it fully flawless is if at the end, it had zoomed out to a map and then back in to that map being on a cheap Ikea table in a basement and all the actors are sitting around it wrapping up the game, all in nerd shirts, finishing their chocolate milks and then Chris Pine’s Mum comes downstairs, yelling at them to get out in the sun more and they disperse, saying, “Good game”, and agree to meet again next week, thus setting up a sequel.