Xenk The Paladin - Tumblr Posts
From the The Art and Making of Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
The ideal ship dynamic is a tall, gorgeous, talented brunette with a disregard for social cues, who stands apart even among their own people, and a slightly traumatized Chris Pine
Kira: Hey, Xenk, what’s up?
Xenk: Food prices.
Kira: No, I mean what are you doing?
Xenk: Your dad.
Kira: I want to move out.
xenk: okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
edgin: AS ENEMIES?!
xenk:
Right, but Edgin makes Xenk flower crowns.
xenk: when i woke up this morning, i meditated, did yoga, drank green tea, and went for a 30 minute walk
edgin: when i woke up, i spent an hour just waking up
I am currently DMing a campaign for a school club, and I’ve made the villain a creepy ass cult (they haven’t figured it out, even though they were offered 200goldpieces each), and I decided to put Xenk the paladin in session one (and made he more queercoded), and THEY FUCKING FOUND HIM SUSPICIOUS!!! Bro, he’s just autistic and traumatised.
Update! (This is my friend’s notes)
Wake up in a tavern morning
Find Matt and an unknown man talking about it
Unidentified man: his husband Teldon.
Matt tells us we are in a loop. Only remember it, but actions have not happened yet. Happens when we sleep??
Elberos makes 20 tacos in 5 minutes.
A cult called Xenk - in the town, worships 'the one who waits'. Stolethe village - the reason why Matt has no family.
Matt offers something to help or memories. A potion.
The daughter (preteen) has a necklace that makes her invisible/unknown to the senses.
Elberos does a backflip (successfully)
We drink the potion, but Elberos drink too much and pass out. We tried to wake him, but he wouldn’t.
decide to stay up past midnight - test theory about resetting at 12pm.
We got to the tavern and ordered food - The man in the red cloak (snail?) has already paid the exact amount. (Again)
3 people sitting off to the side - joined by Matt Teldon and their daughter.
Matt?? I think is not eating food.
Food could possibly be resetting thing.
They still haven’t figure out that the NPCs are based off of the D&D movie characters. Also, the town name is Gallifae. The One Who Waits is based off the one who waits/
I am currently DMing a campaign for a school club, and I’ve made the villain a creepy ass cult (they haven’t figured it out, even though they were offered 200goldpieces each), and I decided to put Xenk the paladin in session one (and made he more queercoded), and THEY FUCKING FOUND HIM SUSPICIOUS!!! Bro, he’s just autistic and traumatised.
I fucking crippled the bard.
I don't care if this is a fucking ground hog day situation, he gonna stay paralysed.
I am currently DMing a campaign for a school club, and I’ve made the villain a creepy ass cult (they haven’t figured it out, even though they were offered 200goldpieces each), and I decided to put Xenk the paladin in session one (and made he more queercoded), and THEY FUCKING FOUND HIM SUSPICIOUS!!! Bro, he’s just autistic and traumatised.
To all my lovely nerds who wish Edgin and Xenk had kissed. Let me recommend a book:
Reforged by Seth Haddon.
Thank me later.