This Bitch Is So Fucking Pretty Like Wtf

this bitch is so fucking pretty like wtf

HER NOSE IS SO FUCK PERFECT LIKE AIDIJDEOANHDOIAQHROIAHFOANDFKIJGRUI

i love her expressions so freaking baddddddddddddddd 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I just saw the mom headcanons and it’s so cute😭😭 I love mom Valeria headcanons just as well.

but I think better than mom Valeria headcanon: valeria adopting war fugitive little girls. For we war traumatized girlies

she definitely would!!!

I imagine her after the shooting seeing her men shouting at something and she goes to investigate and finds a beautiful little refugee girl who lost her parents to the opposing cartel.

She saw the child's situation and a feeling of pity grew within her, as much as she hates children, seeing that little girl made her heart tighten with anguish and sadness along with pity.

She arrives at her office and puts the girl on the chair while she calls you to come down to the office immediately, when you get there you see a beautiful little girl with a filthy face and dress and you can't let compassion take over you

When you look at her almost asking what happened, Valéria makes a ''don't ask'' sign while drinking some tequila. You can't help but smile as you imagine your fierce and cold wife carrying a little child in her arms.

some time later she comes to visit you in the early hours of the morning when no one is around and finds you and the little girl lying together, her eyebrows furrowed but a sweet smile escaped her lips when she saw the scene, her family.

Can you write about Valeria having child again😭😭 valeria mom headcanon cure all my ills

even if she is manipulative asf, I think she would be a very good and calm mom since her mom was very toxic, thinking about her daughter having to go through all she had to make her disgusted (in my head)

Reading this request made me change my thinking a little

Valéria would probably do her best to raise her daughter but sometimes it can be tiring, she would probably yell at her but apologize later because she doesn't want to be like the mother she had

After your daughter was born she didn't leave you for even a second in the first few months, she wanted to be close to the baby to help raise it, after the birth she always found a way to be at home, at lunch time, during afternoon or even at night taking you to dinner.

She would try to be a present mother, no matter how much the cartel demands a lot from her, she would always find a way to escape to be with her family.

Now let's imagine her daughter reaching teenager

We all know that teenagers are terrible, but pre-teens are even worse.

imagine her coming home and hearing her daughter yelling at you because you made something that she won't eat.

''¡¿Por qué le gritas a tu madre?! ¡¡¡Ella hace todo bien por ti y la tratas así?!!!'' She shouts at her daughter as she watches her climb the stairs of the mansion and go to her room, slamming the door

''María, ven aquí ahora y discúlpate con tu madre, AHORA.'' She screams while waiting a few seconds for your daughter to come back and apologize to you but that doesn't happen a scream is heard

''Déjame en paz mamá!!'' Your daughter shouts up the stairs, Valeria huffs in anger as she threatens to go up but you stop her first.

''Relax Ria, leave her alone for a while.'' you say in a tired tone as you dry your hands on the kitchen towel, the two of you didn't always argue but lately it's been happening a lot

You hear Valeria snort as she climbs the stairs ignoring your calls, you just shake your head slightly in denial knowing full well what would happen next

It is possible to hear some of Valéria's screams in Spanish, she was probably giving her girl a lecture but the screams gradually diminish until there is only silence

silence, this makes you raise your head worriedly as you start to climb the stairs, heading towards your daughter's room you peek through the crack in the door, the view you have makes your heart warm

Valéria hugging her daughter while murmuring a short sermon in Spanish to her, leaning against the door frame watching the scene with a smile on her face, daughter comes to you apologizing for having shouted.

''Lo siento mamá, no debería haberte gritado.'' She murmurs as she buries her head in your chest, you tell her it's okay, your gaze lifts to Valeria who looks at you with a smug smile.

''You spoiled her a lot'' Valeria mumbles as she approaches you, stroking her daughter's hair.

''Someone has to do it, right?'' you smile at her while placing a kiss on the top of your child's head

Valéria just shakes her head slightly as she walks through the door ''Come on corazon, let's have lunch uh.'' She mutters as she sees her daughter walk down the stairs.

Before you can get down she grabs you hugging you from the back, you laugh softly as you feel your wife bury her head in your neck

you turn to face her, wrapping your arms around her neck as you smile sweetly at your loving wife.

''you're a good mother Valeria.'' I murmur as I caress the back of her neck lightly. ''our daughter is lucky to have a mother like you''

Valeria's eyes shine when she hears this, small tears form in her eyes as she lets out a small sigh.

''I try to be.'' she murmurs while shaking her head to keep the tears away, you lean in and capture her lips in a sweet kiss that doesn't last long because of your daughter's screams down the stairs

''we better go before she starves to death.'' valéia laughs as she grabs you hand going down the stairs.

she couldn't help but say thank you as she held her rosary, thanking her for having a family like this.

seeing the blackpink photo in your account made me think; Valeria having a famous k-idol girlfriend

LOL I'm obsessed with them, I think this is the place I rarely talk about them but anyway

I was listening to my kpop playlist while writing this (on ytmusic bcs spotify sucks)

being valéria idol!gf

Valéria would probably be fan number 1!!!!

she having all the photocards, albums, seasons greeting, mini album, lightstick, photobook, cd, EVERYTHING SHE WOULD HAVE EVERYTHING RELATED TO YOU! she is obsessed.

imagine if the group goes on a tour and Mexico is included, bishh she's going to freak out, she's going to drop everything, cancel every meeting with drug dealers or terrorists she has to go watch the shows ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

but she knows the Korean press is bad so she would be twice as careful but she always has an eye on you.

If some idiot was stalking you and you told her, who? In the next few months you would be living in your own paradise while the sasaeng would be living their own hell in valéria hands.

what type of songs/singers you think valeria would listen to?

I don't know ANYTHING about Mexican singers so I don't even know what to write about it but she would probably listen to traditional Mexican music and… megan the stallion lol

imagine her vibrating to the sound of 'cobra' but she starts paying attention to the lyrics and starts to reflect on it.

stop calling me out omg this is fr a double homicide 😭

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