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Hello again, lately I've been obsessed with Valeria Garza and I decided to write some headcanons about her because I'm tired of only talking to bots 💀

VALERIA GARZA HEADCANONS (realisct maybe?) (a little subjective??? I don't know)

She is a woman with a strong personality, fearless, focused, stubborn, arrogant.

She is el sin nombré, owner of the biggest cartel in Latina America, she certainly had many women. She has a preference for chubby women, she likes to squeeze, you would probably be an anti-stress ball for her.

I have a lot of doubts about her being bisexual or lesbian (or straight if we could even add that option) but I believe she is a lesbian, a furious one at that, about her relationship with Alejandro I believe she used him (she appears to have a personality narcissistic and manipulative) she used him to get information so her plan could work.

I believe that when she was a soldier in the armed forces, she was totally confident and determined, many men were around her because she was beautiful (and hot) so she had a razor instead of a tongue I believe, she was always shouting insults or belittling men, only with her commanders she was more... well-behaved.

In the interrogation part, we see her tell Alejandro that she didn't take orders anymore, but then you can understand that he was her commander, and she was certainly angry with him.

After she became owner of the cartel, her life became extremely stressful, she doesn't trust any of her men (I think Diego was an exception) she believes if something needs to be done it's perfectly fine to have a woman do it because she thinks men they don't think.

I like to think that she has a trophy wife that she only takes to events like parties, bars and meetings. The wife's only job is to stand there being pretty and not say a single thing.

Now let's talk about this truly passionate woman of ours.

If you are in a long-term relationship (5 or 3 years) she would be completely in love with you. The type of wife who comes home and gives you a long kiss and hug, to make up for lost time.

Every month you go out to eat at a fancy restaurant and then spend the night together. (a long night I can say)

In public, like at events or on the street when you go out together, she rarely shows any type of physical touch, she prefers to remain secret. When she's in the Cartel it's totally different, she makes a point of kissing and grabbing you in front of everyone without caring, she would probably touch you sensually in front of her men but if someone is bold enough to think they can have fun together, She shoots twice. One on the head and the other on the penis.

She is a possessive woman, she would politely (not so politely) ask you to have her initials tattooed on your hip. She would also have a tattoo about you on the back of her neck.

about Family, this part is a little confusing when I create the headcanons. Most of the hcs I read said that she had mommy issues, I believe she was a daddy's girl, while her mother was narcissistic to the extreme, always belittling her for simple things.

Her mother probably had a lot of problems with medication. I also think that Valeria always had an attitude, never lowering her head to anyone. No matter the occasion.

Her family on her father's side loved her and disliked her mother, she probably had kind and caring grandparents and aunts. I like to think that she spent a lot of time with her grandmother, cooking, helping her with everything.

She must have had cousins too, she and them would turn the house upside down.

There's a part in the interrogation scene where Alejandro is saying that she ruined the army and he says "and your brother too?" It makes me think that Valeria joined the army to prove that she had the same value as her older brothers (to prove to her mother that she was capable too)

I imagine her brothers being strong, big and courageous lieutenants, she could be close to one of the two, while she didn't even make a point of saying good morning to the other.

that's it for now ♡

Valeria Au inspired by Bottoms movie

(little little spoilers from the movie)

I recently watched Bottoms and I can't get an au with Valeria in the same plot out of my head

imagine her being a loser lesbian (not ugly or talentless) being in love with the cute cheerleader who has a clearly homosexual boyfriend (I'm sorry but Jeff has a sugary look)

imagine when you enter the girls' fight club, she can't help but get angry when some girl punches you but she always ends up smiling from ear to ear when she sees you fighting back

After they unmask the club and you kick her ass, she's like a stray puppy (that clearly wouldn't happen because she would be the one kicking your ass) In the end she tries to explain by saying that everything was a misunderstanding, she can't help but look at you blatantly with the cheerleader uniform and blood on your face.

You kiss her, cutting off her explanation, putting your arms around her neck while her hands come to rest on your hips, squeezing them.

I'm obsessed with Valéria and I also only watched Bottoms because of Havana ♡

Would Valeria have children? (fem reader ofc)

Valeria is a war criminal, drug trafficker and terrorist, an important woman.

She is in her early 30s and runs the biggest cartel in Latin America, she is an impatient woman and has serious anger problems so I see her not liking children and hating teenagers.

but…just maybe she has a weakness for little girls, I believe they remind her of when she was a child running around in her flowery dress while hitting on the boys on her street

imagine she was taking a walk through the streets of la almas, checking if everything is ok, and suddenly she bumps into a little girl who had lost her mother and that messes with her a little (but being the cold bitch that she is, dont show nothing)

and she takes the girl back to her mother who thanks her almost on her knees. After this meeting Valéria can't help but think about having children with you but she just snorts and downs a shot of tequila

BUT I see her adopting a war refugee child and bringing her to raise (clearly you are the one raising the child since she is rarely at home)

I doubt whether she would be the mother of a girl or a boy, I see her being a mother of a boy because she would teach him to never be like her disgusting ex-commanders in the army

If it were a girl, I don't believe they would have a good relationship because like mother like daughter, I see her and her daughter almost always fighting and you having to tell them both to shut up

this bitch is so fucking pretty like wtf

HER NOSE IS SO FUCK PERFECT LIKE AIDIJDEOANHDOIAQHROIAHFOANDFKIJGRUI

i love her expressions so freaking baddddddddddddddd 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Can you write about Valeria having child again😭😭 valeria mom headcanon cure all my ills

even if she is manipulative asf, I think she would be a very good and calm mom since her mom was very toxic, thinking about her daughter having to go through all she had to make her disgusted (in my head)

Reading this request made me change my thinking a little

Valéria would probably do her best to raise her daughter but sometimes it can be tiring, she would probably yell at her but apologize later because she doesn't want to be like the mother she had

After your daughter was born she didn't leave you for even a second in the first few months, she wanted to be close to the baby to help raise it, after the birth she always found a way to be at home, at lunch time, during afternoon or even at night taking you to dinner.

She would try to be a present mother, no matter how much the cartel demands a lot from her, she would always find a way to escape to be with her family.

Now let's imagine her daughter reaching teenager

We all know that teenagers are terrible, but pre-teens are even worse.

imagine her coming home and hearing her daughter yelling at you because you made something that she won't eat.

''¡¿Por qué le gritas a tu madre?! ¡¡¡Ella hace todo bien por ti y la tratas así?!!!'' She shouts at her daughter as she watches her climb the stairs of the mansion and go to her room, slamming the door

''María, ven aquí ahora y discúlpate con tu madre, AHORA.'' She screams while waiting a few seconds for your daughter to come back and apologize to you but that doesn't happen a scream is heard

''Déjame en paz mamá!!'' Your daughter shouts up the stairs, Valeria huffs in anger as she threatens to go up but you stop her first.

''Relax Ria, leave her alone for a while.'' you say in a tired tone as you dry your hands on the kitchen towel, the two of you didn't always argue but lately it's been happening a lot

You hear Valeria snort as she climbs the stairs ignoring your calls, you just shake your head slightly in denial knowing full well what would happen next

It is possible to hear some of Valéria's screams in Spanish, she was probably giving her girl a lecture but the screams gradually diminish until there is only silence

silence, this makes you raise your head worriedly as you start to climb the stairs, heading towards your daughter's room you peek through the crack in the door, the view you have makes your heart warm

Valéria hugging her daughter while murmuring a short sermon in Spanish to her, leaning against the door frame watching the scene with a smile on her face, daughter comes to you apologizing for having shouted.

''Lo siento mamá, no debería haberte gritado.'' She murmurs as she buries her head in your chest, you tell her it's okay, your gaze lifts to Valeria who looks at you with a smug smile.

''You spoiled her a lot'' Valeria mumbles as she approaches you, stroking her daughter's hair.

''Someone has to do it, right?'' you smile at her while placing a kiss on the top of your child's head

Valéria just shakes her head slightly as she walks through the door ''Come on corazon, let's have lunch uh.'' She mutters as she sees her daughter walk down the stairs.

Before you can get down she grabs you hugging you from the back, you laugh softly as you feel your wife bury her head in your neck

you turn to face her, wrapping your arms around her neck as you smile sweetly at your loving wife.

''you're a good mother Valeria.'' I murmur as I caress the back of her neck lightly. ''our daughter is lucky to have a mother like you''

Valeria's eyes shine when she hears this, small tears form in her eyes as she lets out a small sigh.

''I try to be.'' she murmurs while shaking her head to keep the tears away, you lean in and capture her lips in a sweet kiss that doesn't last long because of your daughter's screams down the stairs

''we better go before she starves to death.'' valéia laughs as she grabs you hand going down the stairs.

she couldn't help but say thank you as she held her rosary, thanking her for having a family like this.

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THIS BITCH

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I just saw the mom headcanons and it’s so cute😭😭 I love mom Valeria headcanons just as well.

but I think better than mom Valeria headcanon: valeria adopting war fugitive little girls. For we war traumatized girlies

she definitely would!!!

I imagine her after the shooting seeing her men shouting at something and she goes to investigate and finds a beautiful little refugee girl who lost her parents to the opposing cartel.

She saw the child's situation and a feeling of pity grew within her, as much as she hates children, seeing that little girl made her heart tighten with anguish and sadness along with pity.

She arrives at her office and puts the girl on the chair while she calls you to come down to the office immediately, when you get there you see a beautiful little girl with a filthy face and dress and you can't let compassion take over you

When you look at her almost asking what happened, Valéria makes a ''don't ask'' sign while drinking some tequila. You can't help but smile as you imagine your fierce and cold wife carrying a little child in her arms.

some time later she comes to visit you in the early hours of the morning when no one is around and finds you and the little girl lying together, her eyebrows furrowed but a sweet smile escaped her lips when she saw the scene, her family.

seeing the blackpink photo in your account made me think; Valeria having a famous k-idol girlfriend

LOL I'm obsessed with them, I think this is the place I rarely talk about them but anyway

I was listening to my kpop playlist while writing this (on ytmusic bcs spotify sucks)

being valéria idol!gf

Valéria would probably be fan number 1!!!!

she having all the photocards, albums, seasons greeting, mini album, lightstick, photobook, cd, EVERYTHING SHE WOULD HAVE EVERYTHING RELATED TO YOU! she is obsessed.

imagine if the group goes on a tour and Mexico is included, bishh she's going to freak out, she's going to drop everything, cancel every meeting with drug dealers or terrorists she has to go watch the shows ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

but she knows the Korean press is bad so she would be twice as careful but she always has an eye on you.

If some idiot was stalking you and you told her, who? In the next few months you would be living in your own paradise while the sasaeng would be living their own hell in valéria hands.

What would you do if you woke up 3 am and just see Valeria observing you in the corner of the room

LMAO imagine you were sleeping peacefully and suddenly you woke up because you felt something staring at you oh but it's just your wife admiring you in the dark

when she realizes that you woke up, she smiles and says; ''go back to sleep amor, I was just watching you.'' her tone sounds a little dark but loving at the same time. You ignore it and go back to sleep but you wonder how many times she has done this

do you think Valeria would feel insecure about her appearance sometimes? I saw a fanfic on wattpad some long time ago, the fanfic were about Valeria getting insecure about her appearance remembering when she was young and got considered the prettiest girl in school and her partner comforted her. But idk, she is a drug cartel leader I don’t think she would think to that

Look, I don't think so because, like, look at this woman, she's pure confidence.

but she may feel a little old when she looks in the mirror, years of work, stress, anger, all of this would probably interfere with her appearance… THEN YOU COME IN, you being her beautiful, youthful girlfriend who cheers her everyday!

Valeria having a 9-year-old daughter and she randomly bringing a cat to Valeria house (Valeria hates animal)

MY GOD THIS IS SO CANON It's not that she doesn't like animals, she just thinks they're a lot of work

Imagine Valeria coming home tired after having had stressful meetings just wanting a kiss from her beloved wife.

She arrives home and quickly goes up to her part of the house and finds you and your little daughter hiding something, she raises an eyebrow in doubt as she stealthily approaches we all agree that this woman is a master at walking silently

She comes very close to you while trying to see what is behind your child. ''¿Qué esconden chicas?'' Her voice sounds hoarse as she tries to see what's going on.

When you hear her voice behind you, you jump in fright as you try to hide the animal.

''Amor, I didn't hear you coming.'' a nervous laugh escapes your lips as you approach her running your fingertips over her tattooed arms.

She turns her eyes towards you while furrowing her eyebrows, knowing very well what you are doing. ''What are you hiding from me?Bonita.'' her tone changes to a firm tone as she corners you trying to find out the truth

Before you could say anything, a 9-year-old girl appears behind you holding a cat in her hands, the little girl turns and smiles at Valeria. ''¡mamá! ¡mirar!''

Valeria's gaze softens a little as she looks at the creature in her daughter's hands, she approaches and bends down to the child's height. ''mi amor, ¿dónde encontraste… esto?''

"Lo encontré en el jardín y mamá dijo que podíamos quedárnoslo.'' your daughter says with a happy smile on her face as she hugs the cat in her arms as if it were a teddy bear

"Oh, sí, mamá dijo que podemos quedarnos, ¿verdad?" Valéria's gaze, which was previously soft, became firm as she looks from the corner and looks at you.

she turns to her daughter while letting out a sigh. ''Nena, Atraparás a este gato y lo devolverás al lugar que le corresponde, ¿entendido?''

the little girl pouts as she pleases the cat more."Pero mamá dijo que podemos quedarnos". the child looks at his mother again with puppy eyes. 'Mami, ¿podemos quedarnos con él, por favor?'

She repeats this 5 times while looking directly at her mother who now has small tears in her eyes.

Valéria sighs as she watches the tantruming child in front of her, she seems to think for a second as she passes her hand over her face.

''Está bien, puedes quedarte con el maldito demonio'' The sound of Valéria's voice comes out hoarse and with a hint of annoyance

the child celebrates by jumping with the cat while smiling at her moms.

Valeria's gaze meets yours, she sighs and approaches dangerously.''If this cat is too much trouble, I'll throw him out on the street.'' Her tone is firm while her gaze is cold.

a sweet smile escapes your lips, you knew your wife didn't like animals but you thought it was cute that she let your daughter keep the cat.

''he won't, I promise'' you say with a smile showing your teeth while looking at her amused.

Valeria lets out a huff of annoyance as she passes her wife going to the bathroom, when she undresses to bathe she can hear her daughter.

''¡¡Podemos llamarlo alejandro!!'' the girl responds excitedly while stroking the cat.

When Valléria heard this, she let out an irritated growl while rubbing her head aggressively. ''NO LE VAMOS A LLAMAR ALEJANDRO!''

When you hear your wife's angry voice, you and your daughter look at each other laughing, you approach your daughter and whisper: ''Puedes llamarlo Alejandro pero sólo cuando tu madre Valéria no esté.''

''I HEARD THAT!'' Valeria's angry scream echoes through the room as you and your daughter laugh at each other.

Valeria daunting a copy paste Latina buchifresa

I was like, 'what the hell is buchifresa'' but then I looked it up and remembered what it is it just has a different name in my country

every time I read a 'valéria x fem!reader' I always imagine her dating a strong woman (personality) like her.

imagine she went to a club to meet another drug trafficker and when she impatiently waits for the man, she sees you, a beautiful and sensual thing from afar.

You were partying with your friends when you noticed someone looking at you from the VIP side (at first you thought she was judging you but that's not the point) surrounded by armed men, you instantly knew it was someone important.

After a while some drunk guy was bothering you to leave with him, suddenly the same woman appears defending you from the drunk guy.

''déjala en paz, Cabron.'' The woman's voice sounds firm and harsh as she hovers behind you like a threat, the tone of her voice making you shiver.

but the man doesn't give up, just letting out a grunt in response as he tries to hold you once again.

the mysterious woman gets angry and stands in front of you before the man can get to you.

''¿Te dije que la dejaras en paz o eres un sordo idiota?''her tone is firm as she shows the gun, you can get a sense of her body now, her arms had a tattoo and one from the Las almas cartel.

the guy hesitates and leaves mumbling after hearing the threat, leaving just you and her.

She mumbles something in Spanish as she turns to you, looking you up and down.

''a pretty thing like you shouldn't be walking around like that.'' her tone is smug as his gaze passes to her body in that skintight dress.

Before you can answer her, one of your friends finds you worried as she pulls you towards the exit of the club.

You take one last look at the mysterious woman as she disappears into the darkness.

After that day Valeria has had her men watch you every minute without fail, she found out everything about you.

where you live. where you work, your routine, your hobbies, everything.

She felt captivated by you, the beautiful and sensual woman she defended at the club.

And ironically, every day you arrived at work/home there was a gift for you, whether it was flowers or necklaces or even chocolates.

At first you thought it was one of his exes but then you started connecting the dots until you arrived at the mysterious woman you met at the club.

Your friends drag you to another party but guess what Valéria is there too!

When you see her, you calmly approach her, automatically her men stand in front, preventing you from passing but she signals them to leave.

When she sees you a smug smile escapes her lips as she looks you up and down.

''¡Cosa bonita! I didn't expect you here'' she acts like she didn't know you were coming to the club.

As you get closer to her, she starts to observe you better, your features, your body, your personality too.

Her sensual and beautiful way caught her, she would make you her woman whether you like it or not.

me, as a indigenous girl was thinking lie

imagine: Valeria getting lost on a random forest and finding like the prettiest indigenous girl ever just like the native stories tell. then the girl saying to valeria follows her, and they being like

valeria: are you going to take off my head and and offer to the gods? (Joking)

the girl: no, but if you don’t shut up I will consider it (joking too)

MY GOD IMAGINE We all agree that Valeria would be the ultimate flirt when it comes to women, right?

When she locks eyes with you it seems like she fell under a spell, her features left her with her mouth open and her heart jumping but she hid it so as not to show weakness.

She starts to question you as she follows you, you can only roll your eyes and tell her to shut up or you won't put her head as an offering to the gods.

Valeria: or what? Are you going to rip off my head and give it as an offering to your gods? (joking but a little frustrated)

The girl: No, they would be upset to have an arrogant offering like you. (really joking)

Valeria having a younger clean girl Pilates princess gf😩😩

imagine her coming home and seeing you doing skincare and taking care of yourself, she just leans against the doorframe watching you. Eventually you invite her to participate together. This ends up with you guys with clay mask on your face.

or imagine you sending a photo while you are doing pilates for her, little knowing that she is in a meeting

She takes out her cell phone with a stoic face so the men in the meeting can't read her but she feels her heart skip a beat when you take a photo in yoga clothes.

Valeria going on a illegal car racing and seeing a girl with super pink and extravagant car and she still wins the race

and she is very iconic and hot like Suki of fast and furious

It was normal for her to go to illegal car races, after all she needs customers, imagine her just observing the movement and suddenly a completely pink car arrives on the track catching everyone's attention.

She can't help but be intrigued by her boldness, she watches you tease the other participants while leaning against the hood of the car. A woman with a sensual and daring manner could not fail to capture the attention of el sin nombré

She asks Diego who you were and he tells her everything he knows, the information only leaving her even more intrigued.

As she watched your car jump over the bridge, she couldn't help but smile slightly as she watched you drift smoothly.

After the race she asks her men to ask you to come up, they tell you that el sin nombré want to talk to you (they kind of leave you without the option of wanting to choose)

She looks you up and down with a smug smile. ''congratulations on the race, I saw you downstairs and you seem like a very good driver.'' she says it all in a husky and seductive voice as she slowly approaches you.

After that she is always financing your races and also always spoiling you with clothes, accessories, shoes, cars, everything! you kind of became a sugar baby with great benefits you probably became her girlfriend after a few years, she tried to get rid of her feelings but you trapped her with your love and sex. ♡

what type of songs/singers you think valeria would listen to?

I don't know ANYTHING about Mexican singers so I don't even know what to write about it but she would probably listen to traditional Mexican music and… megan the stallion lol

imagine her vibrating to the sound of 'cobra' but she starts paying attention to the lyrics and starts to reflect on it.

valeria dating a femme fatale?

ok but this one I loved

imagine her being in some kind of ''conference'' with other drug dealers, terrorists, murderers, etc. criminal people and she sees her walking around with a glass of martini in her hand and a long black dress (a Haute Couture Black Velvet from ysl) and she is also known to be using ysl!

She watches you walk majestically through the room greeting men and women with a bright smile until your eyes meet, you smile lightly at her as you take a sip of your martini.

She smiles back while taking her daisy, she realizes that it's the perfect opportunity to get closer to you, she approaches you with a seductive smile and starts starting topics to find out more about you.

and after that day you get closer to each other, always going out to fancy restaurants or dinners with a beautiful view.

The closer you get, the more she falls in love with you. Little does she know that you just wanted to use her.

After a night of love, you leave her in the dead of night without any kiss, letter or goodbye, you just leave.

She wakes up the next day without the heat of your body and looks for you throughout her mansion, asking her men to find you, she tells them to search everything about you but ends up finding absolutely nothing, as if you never existed.

She feels angry at herself for being stupid enough for you to use her as a puppet, she wonders if you did it for revenge or just for your own pleasure.

One night in her office while enjoying a glass of tequila she starts to think how Alejandro felt when she herself left him one night without goodbyes, hugs or letters, she just left him, like you did with her.

Even if Valeria is not Brazilian I see herself being a fan of Rita Lee, is a very cool Brazilian singer (she died some months ago, but she still being a huge legend I think everyone should her to her musics💗)

As a Brazilian, when I saw the news that Rita had died I was shocked because I didn't know she was sick.

maybe Valéria hear her songs (she probably met her through music Erva venenosa)

like two days ago, I was reading a Valeria fanfic some minutes before sleeping. And exist a meme of the Chinese lady called Jiafei, and these days the jiafei girl made a video saying that she’s a real person because some people thought she was a Ai. I was thinking so much about this video while reading the fanfic that I just dreamed that jiafei and Valeria were not dating but going on dates 😭😭 when I woke up I was like ??

LMAO I already dreamed about her racing a crocodile (?)

thinking about teenager!Valéria.....