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I just saw the mom headcanons and it’s so cute😭😭 I love mom Valeria headcanons just as well.

but I think better than mom Valeria headcanon: valeria adopting war fugitive little girls. For we war traumatized girlies

she definitely would!!!

I imagine her after the shooting seeing her men shouting at something and she goes to investigate and finds a beautiful little refugee girl who lost her parents to the opposing cartel.

She saw the child's situation and a feeling of pity grew within her, as much as she hates children, seeing that little girl made her heart tighten with anguish and sadness along with pity.

She arrives at her office and puts the girl on the chair while she calls you to come down to the office immediately, when you get there you see a beautiful little girl with a filthy face and dress and you can't let compassion take over you

When you look at her almost asking what happened, Valéria makes a ''don't ask'' sign while drinking some tequila. You can't help but smile as you imagine your fierce and cold wife carrying a little child in her arms.

some time later she comes to visit you in the early hours of the morning when no one is around and finds you and the little girl lying together, her eyebrows furrowed but a sweet smile escaped her lips when she saw the scene, her family.

What would you do if you woke up 3 am and just see Valeria observing you in the corner of the room

LMAO imagine you were sleeping peacefully and suddenly you woke up because you felt something staring at you oh but it's just your wife admiring you in the dark

when she realizes that you woke up, she smiles and says; ''go back to sleep amor, I was just watching you.'' her tone sounds a little dark but loving at the same time. You ignore it and go back to sleep but you wonder how many times she has done this

Valeria daunting a copy paste Latina buchifresa

I was like, 'what the hell is buchifresa'' but then I looked it up and remembered what it is it just has a different name in my country

every time I read a 'valéria x fem!reader' I always imagine her dating a strong woman (personality) like her.

imagine she went to a club to meet another drug trafficker and when she impatiently waits for the man, she sees you, a beautiful and sensual thing from afar.

You were partying with your friends when you noticed someone looking at you from the VIP side (at first you thought she was judging you but that's not the point) surrounded by armed men, you instantly knew it was someone important.

After a while some drunk guy was bothering you to leave with him, suddenly the same woman appears defending you from the drunk guy.

''déjala en paz, Cabron.'' The woman's voice sounds firm and harsh as she hovers behind you like a threat, the tone of her voice making you shiver.

but the man doesn't give up, just letting out a grunt in response as he tries to hold you once again.

the mysterious woman gets angry and stands in front of you before the man can get to you.

''¿Te dije que la dejaras en paz o eres un sordo idiota?''her tone is firm as she shows the gun, you can get a sense of her body now, her arms had a tattoo and one from the Las almas cartel.

the guy hesitates and leaves mumbling after hearing the threat, leaving just you and her.

She mumbles something in Spanish as she turns to you, looking you up and down.

''a pretty thing like you shouldn't be walking around like that.'' her tone is smug as his gaze passes to her body in that skintight dress.

Before you can answer her, one of your friends finds you worried as she pulls you towards the exit of the club.

You take one last look at the mysterious woman as she disappears into the darkness.

After that day Valeria has had her men watch you every minute without fail, she found out everything about you.

where you live. where you work, your routine, your hobbies, everything.

She felt captivated by you, the beautiful and sensual woman she defended at the club.

And ironically, every day you arrived at work/home there was a gift for you, whether it was flowers or necklaces or even chocolates.

At first you thought it was one of his exes but then you started connecting the dots until you arrived at the mysterious woman you met at the club.

Your friends drag you to another party but guess what Valéria is there too!

When you see her, you calmly approach her, automatically her men stand in front, preventing you from passing but she signals them to leave.

When she sees you a smug smile escapes her lips as she looks you up and down.

''¡Cosa bonita! I didn't expect you here'' she acts like she didn't know you were coming to the club.

As you get closer to her, she starts to observe you better, your features, your body, your personality too.

Her sensual and beautiful way caught her, she would make you her woman whether you like it or not.

Most people who write headcanon for Valeria always put her with mommy issues but what if she never had problems with her mother? What if she did it all out of greed? for power?

I keep imagining this but I still love my wife with a narcissistic and bipolar personality ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

Valeria going on a illegal car racing and seeing a girl with super pink and extravagant car and she still wins the race

and she is very iconic and hot like Suki of fast and furious

It was normal for her to go to illegal car races, after all she needs customers, imagine her just observing the movement and suddenly a completely pink car arrives on the track catching everyone's attention.

She can't help but be intrigued by her boldness, she watches you tease the other participants while leaning against the hood of the car. A woman with a sensual and daring manner could not fail to capture the attention of el sin nombré

She asks Diego who you were and he tells her everything he knows, the information only leaving her even more intrigued.

As she watched your car jump over the bridge, she couldn't help but smile slightly as she watched you drift smoothly.

After the race she asks her men to ask you to come up, they tell you that el sin nombré want to talk to you (they kind of leave you without the option of wanting to choose)

She looks you up and down with a smug smile. ''congratulations on the race, I saw you downstairs and you seem like a very good driver.'' she says it all in a husky and seductive voice as she slowly approaches you.

After that she is always financing your races and also always spoiling you with clothes, accessories, shoes, cars, everything! you kind of became a sugar baby with great benefits you probably became her girlfriend after a few years, she tried to get rid of her feelings but you trapped her with your love and sex. ♡

what type of songs/singers you think valeria would listen to?

I don't know ANYTHING about Mexican singers so I don't even know what to write about it but she would probably listen to traditional Mexican music and… megan the stallion lol

imagine her vibrating to the sound of 'cobra' but she starts paying attention to the lyrics and starts to reflect on it.

Valéria who believes in equal rights

Valéria, if you hit her ass, she would hit yours twice as hard

Valéria, if you pulled her hair, she would pull yours back harder

Valéria that if you call her by her full name, she would also call you by yours

Valéria if you pushed her, she would push you back

Valéria, if you scratched her during sex, she would also leave marks from her claws on you (on your hips precisely.)

She just believes that she deserves equal rights, after all, what goes around comes around. ♡

silly headcanons about valéria garza

Valéria, every time you passed by she would make a point of slapping your ass or simply squeezing you.

Valéria that probably collects ancient weapons as relics

Valéria probably has a crush on blondes, she only watched Barbie because of Margot Robbie but at the same time she has a BIG crush on Sofia Vergara

Valéria who yell like a Mexican mother with her men, pulling their ears or threatening them with a slipper (it's a 9mm glock) when they do something wrong

Valéria who probably watches chaves currently (reminds her of her childhood)

Valéria is a GENIUS in exact sciences, she is the type of person who can calculate something in minutes and HATES human sciences with a passion, she hates writing.

Valéria who loves spicy food (a bit stereotypical I know) loves eating spicy snacks, any spicy food, you'll be eating something with her and you see her adding more pepper and she's like ''that's not spicy enough.'' and it probably is. jars of the best peppers in the world.

Valéria who doesn't like Taylor Swift simply because she thinks she's a stupid blonde and only knows to sing about exs (she listens to Bad Blood sometimes)

Valéria gathers her men for a night of drinking and tells them about stories she experienced in the cartel while drinking and smoking

Valéria who doesn't accept ANY gifts from other men, he could even be her right-hand man, she will never accept them.

Valeria who kicks other people in the back of the knee and thinks it's funny when they fall

valeria aftercare headcanons?😶😶😶

SS DOEWDOIQEDANDLKAJDSNOADBOI….. let's go

she would probably give you the best massage of your life (I have a personal headcanon that she would be incredible with her hands)

she would probably kiss your back and lips affectionately

She would also take a bubble bath and do her skincare with you AND would definitely make you eat something before going to bed, she doesn't allow you to go to sleep on an empty stomach.

Now let’s think:

valeria, as a powerful women, drug cartel leader.

she would go to party’s, get drunk, smoke a lot, use drugs. She had a lot of seductive woman on her bed, to use their body while them use her money.

for some time she would think that was the true happiness, that she was happy this way.

until she found a girl, when she meet her for the first time she didn’t feel lust or desire, just love. After a few years they would start dating

before sleeping; they would take hot showers, eat a bunch of delicious, lay on the cold room while they watch movies and cuddle, Valeria would even try doing skin care with her love.

they lay on pure happiness and peace together. Valeria realized, she found the true happiness and she couldn’t feel better

She would definitely hold her rosary thanking God for putting you in her life.