Me, As A Indigenous Girl Was Thinking Lie

me, as a indigenous girl was thinking lie

imagine: Valeria getting lost on a random forest and finding like the prettiest indigenous girl ever just like the native stories tell. then the girl saying to valeria follows her, and they being like

valeria: are you going to take off my head and and offer to the gods? (Joking)

the girl: no, but if you don’t shut up I will consider it (joking too)

MY GOD IMAGINE We all agree that Valeria would be the ultimate flirt when it comes to women, right?

When she locks eyes with you it seems like she fell under a spell, her features left her with her mouth open and her heart jumping but she hid it so as not to show weakness.

She starts to question you as she follows you, you can only roll your eyes and tell her to shut up or you won't put her head as an offering to the gods.

Valeria: or what? Are you going to rip off my head and give it as an offering to your gods? (joking but a little frustrated)

The girl: No, they would be upset to have an arrogant offering like you. (really joking)

Valeria having a 9-year-old daughter and she randomly bringing a cat to Valeria house (Valeria hates animal)

MY GOD THIS IS SO CANON It's not that she doesn't like animals, she just thinks they're a lot of work

Imagine Valeria coming home tired after having had stressful meetings just wanting a kiss from her beloved wife.

She arrives home and quickly goes up to her part of the house and finds you and your little daughter hiding something, she raises an eyebrow in doubt as she stealthily approaches we all agree that this woman is a master at walking silently

She comes very close to you while trying to see what is behind your child. ''¿Qué esconden chicas?'' Her voice sounds hoarse as she tries to see what's going on.

When you hear her voice behind you, you jump in fright as you try to hide the animal.

''Amor, I didn't hear you coming.'' a nervous laugh escapes your lips as you approach her running your fingertips over her tattooed arms.

She turns her eyes towards you while furrowing her eyebrows, knowing very well what you are doing. ''What are you hiding from me?Bonita.'' her tone changes to a firm tone as she corners you trying to find out the truth

Before you could say anything, a 9-year-old girl appears behind you holding a cat in her hands, the little girl turns and smiles at Valeria. ''¡mamá! ¡mirar!''

Valeria's gaze softens a little as she looks at the creature in her daughter's hands, she approaches and bends down to the child's height. ''mi amor, ¿dónde encontraste… esto?''

"Lo encontré en el jardín y mamá dijo que podíamos quedárnoslo.'' your daughter says with a happy smile on her face as she hugs the cat in her arms as if it were a teddy bear

"Oh, sí, mamá dijo que podemos quedarnos, ¿verdad?" Valéria's gaze, which was previously soft, became firm as she looks from the corner and looks at you.

she turns to her daughter while letting out a sigh. ''Nena, Atraparás a este gato y lo devolverás al lugar que le corresponde, ¿entendido?''

the little girl pouts as she pleases the cat more."Pero mamá dijo que podemos quedarnos". the child looks at his mother again with puppy eyes. 'Mami, ¿podemos quedarnos con él, por favor?'

She repeats this 5 times while looking directly at her mother who now has small tears in her eyes.

Valéria sighs as she watches the tantruming child in front of her, she seems to think for a second as she passes her hand over her face.

''Está bien, puedes quedarte con el maldito demonio'' The sound of Valéria's voice comes out hoarse and with a hint of annoyance

the child celebrates by jumping with the cat while smiling at her moms.

Valeria's gaze meets yours, she sighs and approaches dangerously.''If this cat is too much trouble, I'll throw him out on the street.'' Her tone is firm while her gaze is cold.

a sweet smile escapes your lips, you knew your wife didn't like animals but you thought it was cute that she let your daughter keep the cat.

''he won't, I promise'' you say with a smile showing your teeth while looking at her amused.

Valeria lets out a huff of annoyance as she passes her wife going to the bathroom, when she undresses to bathe she can hear her daughter.

''¡¡Podemos llamarlo alejandro!!'' the girl responds excitedly while stroking the cat.

When Valléria heard this, she let out an irritated growl while rubbing her head aggressively. ''NO LE VAMOS A LLAMAR ALEJANDRO!''

When you hear your wife's angry voice, you and your daughter look at each other laughing, you approach your daughter and whisper: ''Puedes llamarlo Alejandro pero sólo cuando tu madre Valéria no esté.''

''I HEARD THAT!'' Valeria's angry scream echoes through the room as you and your daughter laugh at each other.

I just saw the mom headcanons and it’s so cute😭😭 I love mom Valeria headcanons just as well.

but I think better than mom Valeria headcanon: valeria adopting war fugitive little girls. For we war traumatized girlies

she definitely would!!!

I imagine her after the shooting seeing her men shouting at something and she goes to investigate and finds a beautiful little refugee girl who lost her parents to the opposing cartel.

She saw the child's situation and a feeling of pity grew within her, as much as she hates children, seeing that little girl made her heart tighten with anguish and sadness along with pity.

She arrives at her office and puts the girl on the chair while she calls you to come down to the office immediately, when you get there you see a beautiful little girl with a filthy face and dress and you can't let compassion take over you

When you look at her almost asking what happened, Valéria makes a ''don't ask'' sign while drinking some tequila. You can't help but smile as you imagine your fierce and cold wife carrying a little child in her arms.

some time later she comes to visit you in the early hours of the morning when no one is around and finds you and the little girl lying together, her eyebrows furrowed but a sweet smile escaped her lips when she saw the scene, her family.

like two days ago, I was reading a Valeria fanfic some minutes before sleeping. And exist a meme of the Chinese lady called Jiafei, and these days the jiafei girl made a video saying that she’s a real person because some people thought she was a Ai. I was thinking so much about this video while reading the fanfic that I just dreamed that jiafei and Valeria were not dating but going on dates 😭😭 when I woke up I was like ??

LMAO I already dreamed about her racing a crocodile (?)

stop calling me out omg this is fr a double homicide 😭

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