Brad Still Didn't See The Bathroom. Where Was He Supposed To Pee? Climate Change Didn't Move That Quickly

Brad still didn't see the bathroom. Where was he supposed to pee? Climate change didn't move that quickly did it? Chris JUST pointed this way.

Oh goodness. Brad didn’t know. Wasn’t stripping year round? Brad and Chris didn’t install the pole w/shower outside because SoCal had a winter. Now that Brad thought about it, climate change somehow managed to moderate the perfect weather in LA even more. It read nearly creepy. Maybe Earth was more sick than they thought.

Finding himself suddenly flustered, Brad threw the thought away in an underhand pitch. Immediately, he regretted the move as the sewers in their neighborhood drained directly to the ocean.

Brad and Chris each suffered from a massive case of prune hands waiting for the lava flow to cool. Big Island. Big doozy. The Front Desk would hear about this after they got a local recommendation for Hawaiian BBQ. Now where were their flip flops?

Was he awake? Brad thought to snap a selfie to find out. Sure enough, Mirror Brad was already up and taking selfies too. This meant he was likely awake too as well also. That's when Chris called again from the kitchen. The flapjacks were ready but they were super sticky.

Chris never did blend in.

“Brad had wood.” There. It was said. No need to beat around the bush. It was hard enough as it was and Chris needed to sit down.

“Now.”

GRRRR!