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WERQ. Brad wondered how the gays spelled it in Australia. He also wondered how many people there named their kids Crocodile. HAYYYY!!!

Brad could really feel the tacos from Tuesday. All that salt made his top lip puffy. Hey, would Gustavio's lip gloss help with that?? Luscious def sounded better than puffy. Which 'Just The Fashion Tip' # was that? Forlorn?

“Brad had wood.” There. It was said. No need to beat around the bush. It was hard enough as it was and Chris needed to sit down.

“Now.”

GRRRR!

Growing up drop dead gorgeous in a less than emotionally intelligent environment, Chris had the unfortunate experience of learning about life with a sex drive the hard way.

After three good goes at his first crush, Chris tallied two broken bones, one round of stitches, and wrecked four floor to ceiling mirrors. He finally came across the ugly underwear method after meeting a scout from Barbizon sophomore year while shopping at JC Penny.

Ever since, Chris has not only looked like a model, he could also hold a conversation with his ever beautiful mirror self, along with other equally attractive men.

In case you’re wondering there wasn’t a higher category of attractive.

Ugh. This was not what he wanted for his post. Chris swore he had a filter for ‘hot mess.’ This… whatever it was… This was perfect. He didn’t want that.

Ok. This was getting more than annoying. Chris needed to think imperfectly.

Hmmmmm. Maybe Lindsey Lohan had an app… Chris dove in the App Store to find out.

Sure enough, she did not.