This Amazing GIF Basically Encapsulates Everything I Feel About Thorki/Hiddlesworth:

This amazing GIF basically encapsulates everything I feel about Thorki/Hiddlesworth:

The (rather hot and sexy) soldier: Me

The (rather large and thick) banana: Thorki/Hiddlesworth

Haters gonna hate.

Like or reblog if you feel the same way as I do XD

These are the morning-after texts from a time-displaced super soldier, a mild-mannered scientist with a green rage monster temper, a pair of deadly assassins, a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist and his trusty CEO, plus two pseudo-incestuous Asgardian gods. Also cameo appearances by a certain eye-patch wearing leader of a shadow organization and his right-hand woman, as well as an Academy Award-winning actress known for her ageless appearance, androgyny, and quirky performance art shenanigans (if you squint closer and read between the lines).

Mostly Thorki and Stony, and everything else in between.

This is just crack. Pure crack.

You have all been warned.

Because no movie is without sin, not even that of a blond Asgardian god of lightning and his villainous adopted frost giant brother. Hell, even shipping them together is considered a sin of the worst kind--the one that will bring us all straight to a special place in Hell. So now that most of y'all have raved all over "Thor: The Dark World", brace yourself to count down all the wrong things from the first "Thor" movie courtesy from the guys at Cinema Sins.

THOSE BLUE EYES! I CAN'T! ;______; <3

Somewhere between my sleep, somewhere beneath my skin In places I can't see--something is known to be a sin Hiding inside my eyes, burning from deep within Something that needs a lie--trying to turn into a sin

Rescue me before I lose control Rescue me from this fire in my soul There's only you who can stop me from falling I need a saviour, need my saviour

Rescue me before I lose my head Rescue me from the sight of regret Cause only your love can stop me from wanting I need a saviour, you're my saviour

Knocking behind my door, asking to be let in Something I have ignored--wanting to be a sin It's been around for so long, and waiting to begin I know that it's so wrong--can't let it be a sin!

Rescue me before I lose control Rescue me from this fire in my soul There's only you who can stop me from falling I need a saviour, need my saviour

Rescue me before I lose my head Rescue me from the sight of regret Cause only your love can stop me from wanting I need a saviour, you're my saviour...

And clearly you can tell Natalie Portman supports Thorki/Hiddlesworth after Tom just basically went all "NOW KISS!" on Bear!Loki with Chris's Bear!Thor

Their love is REAL! <3 XD

Tom Hiddleston making his Bear!Loki kiss Bear!Thor.