Mason: "Passengers! As In The Beginning, I Belong To Thefront And You Belong To The Tail. Know Your Place!

Mason: "Passengers! As in the beginning, I belong to the front and you belong to the tail. Know your place! Keep your place!"

Curtis: "All past revolutions have failed because they didn't take the engine--now we'll take the engine."

Wilford: "The train is the world. We, the humanity. Curtis, I'm not a leader. This is your destiny..."

“My costume particularly does so much of the work for me, because Loki’s silhouette is so incredibly menacing. Those clothes are so mean – it’s leather and metal and gold. But there were days when I longed for the suit [that Clark Gregg got to wear as Agent Coulson] – Dolce and Gabbana. In the museum [scene in Germany, Loki had] three hours in a nice suit”-Tom Hiddleston

UGH. I FUCKING LOVE FASHIONABLE VILLAINS IN FILMS. <3 WERQ WERQ FASHION LOKI! WERQ IT, MOVE YOUR BROTHER CRAZY! XD

LOKI DID IT FOR YOU, THOR!

HE. DID. IT. ALL. FOR. YOU! </3

These are the morning-after texts from a time-displaced super soldier, a mild-mannered scientist with a green rage monster temper, a pair of deadly assassins, a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist and his trusty CEO, plus two pseudo-incestuous Asgardian gods. Also cameo appearances by a certain eye-patch wearing leader of a shadow organization and his right-hand woman, as well as an Academy Award-winning actress known for her ageless appearance, androgyny, and quirky performance art shenanigans (if you squint closer and read between the lines).

Mostly Thorki and Stony, and everything else in between.

This is just crack. Pure crack.

You have all been warned.

Somewhere between my sleep, somewhere beneath my skin In places I can't see--something is known to be a sin Hiding inside my eyes, burning from deep within Something that needs a lie--trying to turn into a sin

Rescue me before I lose control Rescue me from this fire in my soul There's only you who can stop me from falling I need a saviour, need my saviour

Rescue me before I lose my head Rescue me from the sight of regret Cause only your love can stop me from wanting I need a saviour, you're my saviour

Knocking behind my door, asking to be let in Something I have ignored--wanting to be a sin It's been around for so long, and waiting to begin I know that it's so wrong--can't let it be a sin!

Rescue me before I lose control Rescue me from this fire in my soul There's only you who can stop me from falling I need a saviour, need my saviour

Rescue me before I lose my head Rescue me from the sight of regret Cause only your love can stop me from wanting I need a saviour, you're my saviour...

Because no movie is without sin, not even that of a blond Asgardian god of lightning and his villainous adopted frost giant brother. Hell, even shipping them together is considered a sin of the worst kind--the one that will bring us all straight to a special place in Hell. So now that most of y'all have raved all over "Thor: The Dark World", brace yourself to count down all the wrong things from the first "Thor" movie courtesy from the guys at Cinema Sins.