The Dag: You Better Tell Your Asshole Brothers To Stop With The Panty Raids At Our Sorority House Or

The Dag: You better tell your asshole brothers to stop with the panty raids at our sorority house or we’ll fucking let them know exactly what you two have been up to.

Slit: Oh yeah?! Who would fucking believe you bitches anyway?

Nux: Yeah, that’s right Slit.

Capable: Do you think we’re idiots?

Toast: FYI you homo morons, we got your nasty little cocksucking session on video. Show ‘em, Cheedo.

Cheedo: *looking very smug as she whips out her iPhone and plays the HD video of their homo time zoomed waaaaaay in and definitely proving they were so busted*

Angharad: So yeah, if you guys could please NOT with your sexist shit against us for good, that would be great.

Nux and Slit: .... FINE.

The Dag: And that’s not the only thing we want from you two... *gives them a very evil look*

Slit: What do you want...?

*****HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE*****

modern college au where nux and slit are these super hot frat jock boys who are part of a really popular but troublesome greek house whose members are dubbed as "war boys" because of all the mischief they cause for other competing fraternities in their campus AND rival schools. they're both super macho bros who are like no homo in public but when they're alone together, it's nc17 gayness like you won't even believe. they're very good at being on the DL coz their frat is super homophobic though.

OMF“no homo”*three hours later*“/so much homo/”

par·al·lel /ˈperəˌlel/ adjective · noun · verb

1. (as adjective) occurring or existing at the same time or in a similar way.

2. (as noun) a person or thing that is similar or analogous to another.

3. (as verb) be similar or corresponding to something.

So of course, I had to create a mixtape inspired by the totally adorable but star-crossed Mad Max: Fury Road ship that is Nuxable (that's Nux and Capable to you). This collection of songs feature male/female duets of various music genres that go from epic rock ballads and musical show tunes to sexy hip-hop jams and sweet indie pop.

To listen to the mixtape, click here.

Mad Max: Fury Road Modern Style Aesthetics

The Five Wives • Jewelry + Accessories

I cannot deny that my heart has greatly desired this...

OMFG YAAAAAASSSSSS SIS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE ALL MY FUCKING DISPOSABLE MONEY BECAUSE THIS. IS. EVERYTHING! >_< <3

Furiosa Barbie, part 4

Just photos of the finished doll. She’s for sale on eBay: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Imperator-Furiosa-hand-modded-Barbie-artist-doll-/181762305080?roken=cUgayN&soutkn=VYjg4H

I hope you’ve enjoyed my doll-modding process! Please bid on the doll here: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Imperator-Furiosa-hand-modded-Barbie-artist-doll-/181762305080?roken=cUgayN&soutkn=VYjg4H 

Here’s another Mad Max: Fury Road-inspired playlist that I curated and was inspired by the Five Wives and Nux: the beautiful young adults inhabiting the unforgiving world of the Wasteland.

To listen to the mixtape, click here.