Mad Max: Fury Road Modern Style Aesthetics

Mad Max: Fury Road Modern Style Aesthetics

The Five Wives • Jewelry + Accessories

We Are Not Things

Much Loved One

Capacities

Flighty Fixations

In Honor Of The Erudite

Handle With Care

Parallel Souls

Youth Of The (Wasteland) Nation

Citadel Liberated • Citadel Victorious

Never mess with the Vuvalini Sorority Girls, especially the Five because those ladies mean fucking BUSINESS. And by business, I mean a-very-lucrative-and-hot-amateur-frat-jock-gay-porn type of business where they use the money to fund their program helping college girls with their student loans.

And it helps that The Dag and Capable are kinda have a gay porn fetish and love to see the real thing happen than just getting it online bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. In the end, Nux and Slit ~really~ can’t complain if it means getting to have their hardcore homo on without getting exposed to their homophobic frat War Bros lol.

modern college au where nux and slit are these super hot frat jock boys who are part of a really popular but troublesome greek house whose members are dubbed as "war boys" because of all the mischief they cause for other competing fraternities in their campus AND rival schools. they're both super macho bros who are like no homo in public but when they're alone together, it's nc17 gayness like you won't even believe. they're very good at being on the DL coz their frat is super homophobic though.

OMF“no homo”*three hours later*“/so much homo/”

The Dag: You better tell your asshole brothers to stop with the panty raids at our sorority house or we’ll fucking let them know exactly what you two have been up to.

Slit: Oh yeah?! Who would fucking believe you bitches anyway?

Nux: Yeah, that’s right Slit.

Capable: Do you think we’re idiots?

Toast: FYI you homo morons, we got your nasty little cocksucking session on video. Show ‘em, Cheedo.

Cheedo: *looking very smug as she whips out her iPhone and plays the HD video of their homo time zoomed waaaaaay in and definitely proving they were so busted*

Angharad: So yeah, if you guys could please NOT with your sexist shit against us for good, that would be great.

Nux and Slit: .... FINE.

The Dag: And that’s not the only thing we want from you two... *gives them a very evil look*

Slit: What do you want...?

*****HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE*****

modern college au where nux and slit are these super hot frat jock boys who are part of a really popular but troublesome greek house whose members are dubbed as "war boys" because of all the mischief they cause for other competing fraternities in their campus AND rival schools. they're both super macho bros who are like no homo in public but when they're alone together, it's nc17 gayness like you won't even believe. they're very good at being on the DL coz their frat is super homophobic though.

OMF“no homo”*three hours later*“/so much homo/”

You shine the lights that stop me Turn to stone You shine it when I'm alone And so I tell myself that I'll be strong And dreaming when they're gone 'Cause they're calling, calling, calling me home Calling, calling, calling home...

Guess who went on a date together to watch the final screening of Mad Max: Fury Road in IMAX 3D and scored this cool film merch oversized tumbler made to look like a guzzoline barrel?