ATTENTION TUMBLR.

ATTENTION TUMBLR.

This is a friendly reminder of what the spawn of Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston would--nay, WILL--look like if they consummated their true love and birthed the very perfect fusion of their flawless genetics.

Presenting...

Christopher Thomas Hiddlesworth.

Your internal organs have been duly warned.

the violence of love

the violence of love from brentofthefabulouswild on 8tracks Radio.

"a kick in the teeth is good for some, a kiss with a fist is better than none..." +++ 01 : only teardrops - emmelie de forest eye for an eye // why tear each other apart? // please tell me why, why do we make it so hard? // look at us now, we only got ourselves to blame // it's such a shame... 02 : destroy everything you touch - ladytron everything you touch--you don't feel // do not know what you steal // shakes your hand, takes your gun // walks you out of the sun // what you touch--you don't feel // do not know what you steal // destroy everything you touch today // please destroy me this way... 03 : too close - alex clare you know I'm not one to break promises // i don't want to hurt you, but i need to breathe // at the end of it all, you're still my best friend // but there's something inside that i need to release... 04 : figure 8 - ellie goulding but lovers hold on to everything // and lovers hold on to anything // i chase your love around a figure 8 // i need you more than i can take // you promise forever and a day // and then you take it all away... 05 : no light, no light - florence + the machine no light, no light in your bright blue eyes // i never knew daylight could be so violent // a revelation in the light of day // you can't choose what stays and what fades away // and i'd do anything to make you stay // no light, no light, no light // tell me what you want me to say... 06 : immigrant song - trent reznor + karen o. how soft your fields so green // can whisper tales of gore // of how we calmed the tides of war // we are your overlords // on we sweep with threshing oar // our only goal will be the western shore // so now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins // for peace and trust can win the day, despite of all your losing... 07 : mary mary [stigmatic mix] - chumbawamba i'm so up and down // and i love what's not allowed // i was lost // now i see // and now i'm growing old disgracefully... 08 : get up! - korn + skrillex i can't wait to rip my eyes out and look at you // peace through pain is precious especially when it's done by you // itching is the pulse inside // creeping out to come alive // it's just doing what it's gonna do... 09 : freeek! - george michael you got yourself some action // said you got yourself a body // you got yourself an ass with a mind of its own // brings something to the party... 10 : cities in dust - junkie xl + lauren rocket we found you hiding, we found you lying // choking on the dirt and sand // your former glories, and all the stories // dragged and washed with eager hands // oh, all your cities lie in dust... 11 : faster kill pussycat - paul oakenfold + brittany murphy heaven knows i tried to let you go // i can't help myself // i think I'm losing control // you turn me on // you know you're turning me // you know you're turning me on... 12 : the catalyst - linkin park and when i close my eyes tonight to symphonies of blinding light // god save us everyone // will we burn inside the fires of a thousand suns? // oh, like memories in cold decay // transmissions echoing away // far from the world of you and i // where oceans bleed into the sky...!

OMFG IF THIS FINE AS FUCK MAN GOES DOWN ON ME, THAT BEAUTIFUL BEARD IS GOING TO FEEL SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD AS FUCK AGAINST MY THIGHS AND MY BUTT OH YEAH. XD <3

BEARCEPTION.

I feel like this shirt is a tad too meta for Bearracuda tonight.

OMFG LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM SO FUCKING DONE FOR THE HOLIDAYS BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT I WANT AND NOTHING ELSE XD

Merry Christmas!

If you have to fall... Fall with great style.

Jennifer Lawrence pour Christian Dior Haute Couture.