*snuggling In The Couch*

*snuggling in the couch*

You: hey toji?

Toji: mhmm…

You: you know why you got big titties?

Toji: *confused* I got titties?

You: yeah…big ones…

Toji:…hmmm okay… weirdo…

You: *whines* c’mon

Toji: *sarcastically says and rolls his eyes* why do I have big titties, then?

You: *happily and with a big smile says* because you got a big heart! <3

Toji: …stupid girl. *smiles discreetly and pulls you closer*

Getou: wassup dude?!

Gojo: not much…just chillin ;)

Getou: hmmm, ok

Getou: anyways, I got a question for you

Gojo: sure

Getou: have you ever had an argument with your girlfriend?

Gojo: Pft, me and my bitch don’t argue

Gojo: she just tells me to shut up and I do

Getou: ….(._.)

*layin on bed*

You: Nanami come on…

Nanami: I can’t.

You: why not, it’s already late. Plus you look extra tired.

Nanami: I’m doing my taxes, honey.

You: *moans* gosh, that’s so f*cking hot! (´ཀ`)

Nanami: I know baby, I know.

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*i got inspiration on an audio I heard on tiktok. I also saw an account who did an animation or drawing of it so credits to them, i honestly don’t remember their user*

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Megumi: fine let’s get to know each other

You: finally!

Megumi: ok, I’ll go first…what’s something you like about me?

You:…ummmmm…ptf that’s easy…

Megumi:…so what is it?

You: *blinks repeatedly and fidgets with their fingers*

You: hahaha*laughs nervously* your dad

Megumi: huh?? I couldn’t hear you

You: isaidyourdad

Megumi: my what?

You: *looks deadass into his eyes and nervously grabs his hands* Megumi I think we both know who I said.

Bruh, why this dude be hating on monkeys?

When he looks like one. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*minding your business*

Gojo: wassup?

You: hey?

Gojo: I got a question for you?

You: ask ahead…

Gojo: do you squirt? Or do you cream? What kind of noises does your p*ssy do when you finish creaming or squirting? What color is the inside? Does it get real wet or not really? Does it clap? Is it real tight, to a point where my c*ckhead can’t even slide in? How does it smell down there? Can I smell it? Is your cl*t big or small? How do your juices taste like? Sweet or neutral? Is it hairy or not? How much fingers can you fit in there? A whole fist or just 2? Do you swallow or not?

You: ….(　˙-˙　)