Expect For The Crimes (')

Expect for the crimes Σ('◉⌓◉’)

Getou: wassup dude?!

Gojo: not much…just chillin ;)

Getou: hmmm, ok

Getou: anyways, I got a question for you

Gojo: sure

Getou: have you ever had an argument with your girlfriend?

Gojo: Pft, me and my bitch don’t argue

Gojo: she just tells me to shut up and I do

Getou: ….(._.)

*somewhere in a park*

Gojo: damn, todays weather is so good! *smiles widely* don’t you think so, sweet stuff?

You: yeah, it’s pretty sunny. *covers face with hand*

You: *grabs Gojo’s hand and move him in front of you to block the sun* Better.

Gojo: *smirks and looks down at you* so now I’m your human shield?

You: *looks up at him and smiles* you’re freaking tall dude. I bet you could even touch the clouds from up there.

You: *continues to tease him* so, is it hotter up there? Can you see the whole city from up there? *laughs loudly*

Gojo: *looks down at you and slyly smiles* hahaha, oh sweetheart. Since you’re down there; tell me, how big my c*ck is? Huh?

You: *eyes open wide and blushes* w-what?

Gojo: hahahahahahahah, you should’ve seen you’re face!! It was all red and confused!!! *continues to laugh and wipes away a fake tear*

You: *you blankly look up at him and scoff* whatever. It wasn’t even that big. Getou’s is bigger. *smiles widely at him and walks away*

Gojo: *just stands there with a shocked face*

Megumi: fine let’s get to know each other

You: finally!

Megumi: ok, I’ll go first…what’s something you like about me?

You:…ummmmm…ptf that’s easy…

Megumi:…so what is it?

You: *blinks repeatedly and fidgets with their fingers*

You: hahaha*laughs nervously* your dad

Megumi: huh?? I couldn’t hear you

You: isaidyourdad

Megumi: my what?

You: *looks deadass into his eyes and nervously grabs his hands* Megumi I think we both know who I said.

choso is so cute in your pfp 😍😍

Hahaha, thanks ☺️😊 I actually got it off Pinterest so credits to the creator 😌😙

my mind:

mom: ¡oye! ¿were you even listening to me? (teaching me how to make pozole)

me: ¿eh? Oh yes, you’re definitely right. We should totally get ourselves a sugar daddy (・・?)

mom: …pinché mocosa distraída -_-

Not my video.

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