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Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life.
I am so impatient. And Yarros just said she’s making this a FIVE BOOK SERIES ☠️
xaden riorson & violet sorrengail
The « single dad » stance _
Yes i’m back… after more than a year :’)
I don’t know what’s going on but I’m here for it
To another kid: “You’re the fattest, juiciest, greasiest potato of all!”
~some kid on my team
happy Sunday
SUN AND MOON
^-^
“Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness.”
— Katherine Henson
Normalize tsuki with a sense of humor
i wish more people wrote tsukki x reader or tsukiyama stuff where he is laughing and happy and not always grumpy or nonchalant bc i think a lot of his character is when he feels intensely abt something there’s an exception to his usual “coolness”. Like, he’s usually annoyed talking to others but when he talks to y/n, yamaguchi, etc. he feels relaxed enough to laugh and giggles like a little bitch! and that’s what i love! bring back a tsukki w a soft spot and sense of humor. i miss and want him very bad
TW: MENTIONS OF EATING DISORDERS (but nothing Grafik )
Sorry but i am so f*cking mad. As someone who is struggling with an eating disorder a lot of the fanfictions are just romanticising that shit when it shouldnt be. It isnt cute or quirky when you have an ed it is painful. And recovery isnt an easy thing. It can take years and sometimes people never fully recover. SO .STOP.MAKING.IT.SEEM.LIKE.IT.IS.SOMETHING.CUTE. and btw not everyone with an eating disorder is skinny and anorexia isnt the only ed there is . And wow i know people with ed do eat
This is the kind of dynamic I need 😩
Minho: I need your help to steal a hundred cats from the store
Jisung: That sounds illegal
Jisung: I'm in
けんま〜♥ けんまぁ〜♥♥♥
after tearful angry discussions with absolutecutie on insta and viktimkin on twitter i realized i have not yet posted this on tumblr so here
don’t read this please you’ll cry
Haikyuu boys’ reactions when you trip
Daichi
You barely even had time to register that you tripped. Daichi is paying such close attention to you that he catches you instantly and places you back on your feet. You keep walking as if nothing as happened, but Daichi looks more closely at the road ahead of you instead of into your eyes so he can avoid the possibility of you tripping the again.
Noya
Laughs.
Asahi
Kneels down on the grown next to you and then grabs you and holds you like you’re dying in his arms…. You go along with it becasue you don’t want him to let you go just yet…
Kageyama
Doesn’t even notice
Tsukishima
Keeps walking and calls you a clutz. You could be seriously hurt but he won’t turn around to help you unless you ask for it. If he realizes you’re injured he’ll abandon the apathetic cool boy act faster than Kageyama can down a box of milk.
Sugawara
Catches you before you hit the ground and spins you around in the air. Calls you his “clumsy little cutie” and offers to carry you the rest of the way.
Yamaguchi
Tried too laugh it off with you but is worried the rest of the way. Every time you twitch his arms shoot out as if to catch you even though you where just bending down to pick up a pencil that fell out of you bag.
Hinata
He breaks the fall, but doesn’t mind
His crushing hug afterward is more dangerous than the fall
Oikawa
Laughs but still helps you up like a gentleman. Will never let you live down the fact that you tripped and face planted one time. ONCE.
Kenma
Just stares at you as you get up. Quietly asks if you’re ok. Continues walking like nothing happened but he has a slight blush on his cheeks and his glance wonders to you more often than before, just to make sure you’re really ok.
Kuroo
After making sure you’re ok, he picks you up bridal style and carried you the rest of the way.
If you try to object he ignores you because he knows you want to be carried just as much as he wants to carry you.
Tendou
Fake trips right after you so you don’t feel bad. Probably accidentally hurts himself in the process, but he brushes it off.
Ushijima
Silent. Dead silent. Offers you a hand and you take it but he’s not even looking at you– like he expected you to trip.
Lev
Grabs the back of your shirt to stop you, nearly choking you but at least he didn’t laugh.
Haikyuu Hugging Styles <3
Tanaka
Tackles you. He wants to show you how much he loves you through his enthusiasm and you love it. Got all dressed up for date night? Doesn’t matter. TANAKA ATTACK!
Asahi
Big teddy bear hugs. He feels so much bigger than you that he likes to circle his arms around you; it makes him feel like he’s protecting you from everything and you two are in your own world. it’s probably the coziest hug of your life.You make sure to get a hug from Asahi whenever you’re upset or just need a break.
Kuroo
Loves sneaking up behind you and sliding his arms around your waist. He buries his face in the crook of your neck; his breath tickles as he asks how your day has been.
Kageyama’s thought process
(1) Duck down. (2) Arms out. (3) Put arms under their arms. (4) Move forward slightly. (5) Bring arms to the back of the one you are hugging. (6) Squeeze gently. (7) Hold for 3-7 seconds. (8) Reverse from 5-1.
Tsukishima
The first time he hugs you is… awkward. He takes his time trying different techniques and gauging your reactions. He tries side hugs, arms over, arms under, and the over-under approach. Finally he finds the perfect way to hold you: he wraps his hands around your waist– yes, just his hands– and rests his chin on top of your head, allowing you to nuzzle into him and feel his strong grip and every twitch of his fingers on your waist.
Sugawara
Best boi. Sugawara likes to give you a different kind of hug everyday. He’s very open-minded and adventurous and loves to try new things. He’ll hug you anyway you want, as long as he gets to be near you he’s happy.
Daichi
Smooth as hell. Wraps his arms around your hips and holds you gently as you learn your head on his chest. If you’re especially upset he hugs you around the shoulders instead and holds your head while running his hands through your hair gently.
Noya
While similar to the Tanaka method, Noya brings a bit more spunk to the table. I kid you not when I say he pounces. This has nothing, I repeat nothing to do with his below average height. Noya’s personality shines when he jumps and crashes into you, squeezing you tight.
Ushujima
Side hugs only, less u his mama or papa.
Karasuno Boys and the instrument they would play (or role in band)
✯ this is purely crack and i’m sorry,,, but i’ll do more if literally anyone asks
Daichi: saxophone. it’s his alter ego. he wears a fedora when he plays n everything.
Suga: trumpet!! loves playing slow jazz or songs with tricky melodies. Even plays mexican music once or twice for Tanaka and Noyo to dance to.
Asahi: xylophone. he’s hunched over trying to hit the delicate little keys with the mallet. sticks his lil tongue out when he can’t get a particular chord.
Enoshita: violin or cello. likes the fact that they’re classic and simple, but produce so much beautiful sound.
Nishanoya: kazoo/bongos. Loves anything he can pour his heart into and screams into the kazoo with such passion you just don’t have the heart to tell him to stop. that is, until, he blows right into Daichi’s ear, who then confiscates it.
Tanaka: a guitar hero drum set (he doesn’t know it doesn’t count)) reaaaally loves competing with Saeko and swears he’s the best.
Yamaguchi: backup vocals and bass. Loves the simple fingering and support the bass gives to songs, and when he’s totally in the zone he’s mesmerizing to listen to. That is if he ever lets you listen.
Tsukishima: drums OR keyboard but ONLY like that guy from monsters v. aliens (if u don’t get it look it up). Thinks he’s so much cooler than everyone but looks like a huge dork when playing. His long fingers are great for keyboard tho.
Kageyama: electric guitar. looks up to people like Prince who are the best at what they do, and the small hobby allows him to really let himself go and let the music do all the talking.
Hinata: lead vocals and ukelele/acoustic guitar! Plays for other people and even at parties, but he’s not annoying or awkward to listen to because his genuine excitement over the music itself is fun to watch and listen to